Radio Sheffield annoyances

[YES Blade]

The fact that licence fee money is wasted on that radio station

 

[ScottBlade]

Brian the miller sounding like he's speaking through a megaphone down the line.

"AAAh NOT MANY BENNNNY"

"Brian why are you shouting?"

"THA WHAT ROB?"

"It's Andy."

"OREYT THEN JONNY. I'll SPEAK T' THI AFTA MATCH SATDI PAL."

 

[Davalon]

People listen?

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

For those listening to this on the radio, Sheffield United are playing in the stripes.

Aye but only if they're facing the commentator

 

[super_pig]

When they're away from home and we're kicking 'left to right' or 'right to left' what on earth is that doing to paint a mental picture?

The weather I understand. The colours of the kits. Colour fucking boots, fine. But what direction we're kicking in correlation to where they're sitting?!

.. because the radio commentry box is in the south stand so right to left is toward the bramall lane end

 

[Sean Thornton]

.. because the radio commentry box is in the south stand so right to left is toward the bramall lane end

NOT
SURE
IF
SERIOUS

 

[Booker4]

"Let's go across to John Pearson at Hillsborough"

I just don't care

I think you could just change that to John Pearson full stop!

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Why complain about something you don’t listen to.........or do you?

 

[Valleyblade]

I think the presenters keep saying...if you're fed up of the same old callers, man up and call yerself then.

Also, if you don't know which way is left to right, how do you know where the near side is, or the far side, or the away end?

 

[Eric Cartman]

Why complain about something you don’t listen to.........or do you?

Sorry I forgot we weren’t allowed to watch something and complain about it at the same time. I didn’t realise the two were mutually exclusive.

I complain about how beer makes me feel on a Sunday morning but I still drink the fucker the week after.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Just wish someone else would call in for a change on FH. Rather than the usual callers who think they’re minor celebrities simply because they just seem to have too much time on their hands.

I enjoy listening to other people’s views, just not the same people almost every night.

 

[Lampiao]

I think the most annoying thing on FH is when some piggy twerp comes on makes some "Bleeding obvious" remarks like "I think we should be playing more football" or "We need to be scoring more goals than the opposition". He is then asked whether he had been to the Swillborough to see the midweekers lose 6-1 to Forest Green and he then comments that he can't get down the hill from Foxhill as it's too far, but he did see Witham score 4 when the piggies beat Manure 5-4 and he's always been a piggy to the core, and he knows all about football.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

What really annoys you when listening to Radio Sheffield? Be it in the commentary, football heaven, interviews or just the presenters in general?

Should get us through the international break...

For me it's when they start off the commentary with "kicking right to left" - who the f**king hell cares what way they're kicking? We don't care where you're sitting in the ground and from what direction the players are kicking in correlation to that - it doesn't paint me a picture or enhance my listening experience whatsoever.

That’s because you don’t think in pictures mate. B56 has the same disability.

 

[Eric Cartman]

That’s because you don’t think in pictures mate. B56 has the same disability.

I don’t know what stand the commentators are on, this was paticularly prevalent in L1 when I didn’t know what the grounds looked like. They were all shit sheds so I can’t picture it anyway

I only care about what’s going on on that green patch

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Not read all the replies so soz if it’s already been said but the most annoying thing for me is when the presenters overtalk the callers. I know RS ring folks back and are therefore paying for the call, but these folks are hanging on the line waiting to say summat, then the presenters jump in before they finish their first sentence and blurt out a paragraph.

Buchan was guilty of that more than most. And he usually talked shite as well which was even worse. And he talked shite out of his nose with a weird West Yorkshire accent, which was even worse than worse.

Another annoying thing is the callers that phone up to ask the presenters a question. It’s not bloody Question of Sport FFS! You’re supposed to phone up because you want to tell us summat not ask about summat!

The two Brian’s of Millers and Blades fame, do that a lot.

“Heyup Rob! Duz tha know what’s appenin we Odijayi? Is he injured or what? As tha eared owt? Duz tha think he’ll be playin on satdi? What would thar do Rob? Would tha stick him up front we Proctor or would tha go we Smithy?

“Evening Rob. I’d just like to say I listened t’ commentary at QPR last week an a thought it were absolutely brilliant, I really did, and you Rob are the best sports presenter in the whole world, and I mean that Rob, no seriously, I really do. But I’ve got a question for you now Rob and see if you can answer this.. What would you do about Leon Clarke wearing gloves? I tell you what I would have done as a manager... I’d get him cleaning the toilets, I really would Rob... No player of mine would have ever wore gloves unless he was snowballing or cleaning the toilets...but the main reason I phoned up was to ask you why Barnsley can’t get bigger crowds than Borrussia Dortmund? “

 

[sitwell]

Mark the Pitsmoor Owl has got to be the biggest **** heard on live radio.

Adam Oxley who is the new guy next week has just finished working for South Yorks police ,be funny if hes been accessing his criminal record to use.

 

[borbokis]

As others have said I don't get the attitude some people have towards it. Its a decent service and even better now we don't have to listen to Wednesdays matches anymore. I can't say anything annoys me about the commentary but the phone in shows on the other hand...

Callers spending 5 minutes explaining why they didn't get to the match before airing their stupid opinion. "Ah dint get tuh match Rob cus ah gu tu bowls club on a satdee afternoon and my friend Alan lives up near an old pub called red lion, does tha know it Rob? I had a red onion tied to mah belt which was the style at the time..."

In the same vein, callers acting over familiar with the presenters and giving themselves nicknames "Ah rang up in February Johnny and said that i like Billy sharp, does tha remember me Johnny? Its Mark the Beighton blade" like they don't do a phone in 5 days a week

Also when they have kids on, it's only an hour long show so let's not piss around wasting 5 minutes listening to some 8 year old parroting what their dad is saying in the background.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Shaun the Blade, very often first on who either calls to say it's the best game he's ever seen or has phoned to commit suicide live on air, is up there with the worst of them.

 

[KoppedOff]

Brian the Miller- sorry- BRIAN THE MILLER has been yelling down that phone at presenters like Foghorn Leghorn since I was a kid. He always sounds the same- whether he’s mad, happy, worried or excited.

I dont hear it often now, but I used to have it on coming home from work every day- He rang up literally every single day. Even if nothings happened- he phones them up. Sometimes, he’d phone up and just carry straight on with his rant from the night before- even if it was a different presenter.

 

[Tony]

Not read all the replies so soz if it’s already been said but the most annoying thing for me is when the presenters overtalk the callers. I know RS ring folks back and are therefore paying for the call, but these folks are hanging on the line waiting to say summat, then the presenters jump in before they finish their first sentence and blurt out a paragraph.

Buchan was guilty of that more than most. And he usually talked shite as well which was even worse. And he talked shite out of his nose with a weird West Yorkshire accent, which was even worse than worse.

Another annoying thing is the callers that phone up to ask the presenters a question. It’s not bloody Question of Sport FFS! You’re supposed to phone up because you want to tell us summat not ask about summat!

The two Brian’s of Millers and Blades fame, do that a lot.

“Heyup Rob! Duz tha know what’s appenin we Odijayi? Is he injured or what? As tha eared owt? Duz tha think he’ll be playin on satdi? What would thar do Rob? Would tha stick him up front we Proctor or would tha go we Smithy?

“Evening Rob. I’d just like to say I listened t’ commentary at QPR last week an a thought it were absolutely brilliant, I really did, and you Rob are the best sports presenter in the whole world, and I mean that Rob, no seriously, I really do. But I’ve got a question for you now Rob and see if you can answer this.. What would you do about Leon Clarke wearing gloves? I tell you what I would have done as a manager... I’d get him cleaning the toilets, I really would Rob... No player of mine would have ever wore gloves unless he was snowballing or cleaning the toilets...but the main reason I phoned up was to ask you why Barnsley can’t get bigger crowds than Borrussia Dortmund? “

You missed" Im in my porch drinking a glass of wine", "I'm going to say something that will upset ......." and now I'd like to say say "

 

[Tony]

Adam Oxley who is the new guy next week has just finished working for South Yorks police ,be funny if hes been accessing his criminal record to use.

Wonder if his son knows any Clash songs.

 

[I should coco]

You missed" Im in my porch drinking a glass of wine", "I'm going to say something that will upset ......." and now I'd like to say say "

"United won't go up/will go down for the sole reason of..."

"When you've played the game and been a manager like what I have...."

 

[BushBlade]

Wonder if his son knows any Clash songs.

Bank Robber?
I Fought the Law?
Or the little known b side ‘Shut up you stupid cunt’?

 

[sheffielder]

not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but my issue is when they go to another ground and we miss a goal. If they go to Hillsborough I will be p1ssed, considering they forfeited this right in my eyes

 

[I should coco]

Bank Robber?
I Fought the Law?
Or the little known b side ‘Shut up you stupid cunt’?

Career opportunities
Tommy Gun
Capital Radio
Should Carlos stay or should he go
Police and theives

 

[William Large]

Shaun the Blade, very often first on who either calls to say it's the best game he's ever seen or has phoned to commit suicide live on air, is up there with the worst of them.

Is he the one who says ‘It’s like’ about 100 times and never in anything like the correct context.
I want to smash my radio to bits when I hear him. ‘It’s like, I think we played really well today, it’s like, I think we should have brought subs on earlier, it’s like, everyone near me at the match wants to stab me in the throat so I can’t say ‘it’s like’ ever again.
Don’t get me started on Mark the pitsmoor stain......

 

[Sean Thornton]

Is he the one who says ‘It’s like’ about 100 times and never in anything like the correct context.
I want to smash my radio to bits when I hear him. ‘It’s like, I think we played really well today, it’s like, I think we should have brought subs on earlier, it’s like, everyone near me at the match wants to stab me in the throat so I can’t say ‘it’s like’ ever again.
Don’t get me started on Mark the pitsmoor stain......

That's the badger! There's never any middle ground with him.

Mick the Rawmarsh celebrity taxi driver, is by far the worst though. Just a pity Jason Cundy can't be a guest presenter when he's on. Sad bastard that he is. The only good thing Bruno ever did on RS was get him so worked up he was almost in tears. And more than once.

 

[I should coco]

Mick the Rawmarsh celebrity taxi driver, is by far the worst though.

He's comedy gold. He always starts off oh-so reasonable and then ends up in a rant. He is a classic for:
"I'm not going to talk about United BUT......"

He seems to have plenty of time on his hands to ring talk shows. Do you think he works for D-Taxis?

 

[NotFallowfieldBlade]

The main thing that annoys me is the constant moaning of people about Radio sheffield / football heaven same goes for wednesday fans

Radio sheff has the best local radio coverage of any area of the country grinds my gears the constant moaning , football heaven is ace it is one of the best shows to tune in to after wedneday have lost and im sure its vice versa for the pigs

 

[United Aren't Back.]

"Let's go across to John Pearson at Hillsborough"

I just don't care

Won't be much of that this season..I hope.