Pyro cock

[penthouseblade]

Well for what it's worth, I'm an asthmatic and was 4/5 yards away from a smoke bomb at Swindon a couple of seasons back. Have to say I have no problem with them whatsoever; the more smoke bombs the merrier, the game is sanitised enough for fucks sake!

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I looked up "Pyro Cock" on Google.

I'm now on the sex-offenders register.

 

[penthouseblade]

I looked up "Pyro Cock" on Google.

I'm now on the sex-offenders register.

I suspect you're on several registers LYDON......you're a funny bastard though, just stay away from my fucking daughter.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I suspect you're on several registers LYDON......you're a funny bastard though, just stay away from my fucking daughter.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Well for what it's worth, I'm an asthmatic and was 4/5 yards away from a smoke bomb at Swindon a couple of seasons back. Have to say I have no problem with them whatsoever; the more smoke bombs the merrier, the game is sanitised enough for fucks sake!

Same here, doesn't affect my Ebola and actually relieves the symptoms of Lassa fever.

 

[Paulus]

Then it's rather fortunate that I couldn't give a flying fuck what you think then I guess.

Your debating skills are remarkable, night, night you tiresome child.

 

[penthouseblade]

Are you more sociopath or more psychopath? Bit of both?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Your debating skills are remarkable, night, night you tiresome child.

"You're talking cock and I think your attitude stinks"

Think I'll let that one hang in the air for a bit....

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I suspect you're on several registers LYDON......you're a funny bastard though, just stay away from my fucking daughter.

 

[penthouseblade]

Haha! You'll be posting the whole bloody film soon!!

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I suspect you're on several registers LYDON......you're a funny bastard though, just stay away from my fucking daughter.

He might enjoy watching her?

Knock one off like.

 

[Blade82]

Was in the smoking area at half time and the chap in question was outside hanging around. Seemed a decent bloke and clearly loves the blades, probably just trying to make an atmosphere but just made a bad decision on the day.

 

[s4-blade]

Here's an idea. Why don't we have two areas at away games. One for people who like supporting football, making atmosphere, standing up, singing, taunting and even letting off pyro for the enjoyment of the majority. Then we can have the sanatized modern soft lad area for people who enjoy sitting down eating prawn sandwiches and moaning about the proper fans.

In fact no, forget that. How's about the special snowflakes stick to attending home games cos you arent welcome at away games in my eyes. Get real for fuck sake.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Are you more sociopath or more psychopath? Bit of both?

It all depends on who's asking the question.

My father-in-law asked me if I was a danger to society....

They found his legs on Platform 4, his arms in a bin liner by the back door.
The doctor's somehow put him back together....

 

[Tyler Durden]

I for one am deeply offended by the Greasy Chip Butty song, due its promotion of a very unhealthy lifestyle.
This is not the message that we as a "family club" should be sending to the children in jester hats.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I for one am deeply offended by the Greasy Chip Butty song, due its promotion of a very unhealthy lifestyle.
This is not the message that we as a "family club" should be sending to the children in jester hats.

The same applies to Gary Lineker.

Promoting obesity, heart disease, various other side ailments thru' various flavours of potato based products.

He gets paid for killing our kids with his after lunchtime snacks propaganda.

 

[Tyler Durden]

For years I have specifically requested that Sheffield United stop cutting the grass on the pitch during the months of April and August.
This exacerbates my hayfever somethic chronic.
You may dismiss my concerns, I just hope you never have to experience the pain of missing a Billy Sharp tap-in due to a sneezing fit.

 

[Tyler Durden]

The same applies to Gary Lineker.

Promoting obesity, heart disease, various other side ailments thru' various flavours of potato based products.

He gets paid for killing our kids with his after lunchtime snacks propaganda.

Not to mention the fact that potatoes are high in carbohydrates- the silent killer.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

If you ever see a man running up and down the Kop stairs, across rows of seats lined with supporters, with a look of absolute panic on his wrinkled up face.

That's LYDON.

For years now I've had a morbid dread of being hit by debris falling from a meteorite.

The Sky At Night Should Be Banned!!!!!
Patrick Moore is Beelzebub.

Do not stop me and please, let me pass your way.

 

[Tyler Durden]

The Blades emblem simply has to go.

With the serious epidemic of knife crime in this country, why do Sheffield United think it's acceptable to display these instruments of murder?
Is this the message that we, as a family club of fuzzy wigs and half and half scarves want to send to future generations?

I'm disappointed....in fact it's worse than that........I'm bloody cross.

 

[Blade82]

The Blades emblem simply has to go.

With the serious epidemic of knife crime in this country, why do Sheffield United think it's acceptable to display these instruments of murder?
Is this the message that we, as a family club of fuzzy wigs and half and half scarves want to send to future generations?

I'm disappointed....in fact it's worse than that........I'm bloody cross.

Half and half is that the same as two quarters and two quarters? I'm confused

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I'd like to make a passionate plea to the board at our club.

It is generally accepted that air-travel is now the far safest way to travel.

Would it be possible for the club to now use large cargo planes for long distance matches, eg, Oldham Athletic, Barnsley and especially Chesterfield.

The provision of parachutes to each member of the playing staff, directors and management will go a long way in keeping death of the roads.
It will also lower the club's carbon footprint, so the climate change will slow down.

Can I also ask the club to inform the FA to postpone all midweek away matches and now only play on Saturdays.
This will help in the Supporter's Club Official Walking Parties being able to walk the way there and back with the maximum of disruption.
Mick Rooker will still organise the Official Walking Parties which will set off from Bramall Lane at 0700hrs each Monday before the Saturday away fixture. Cost to be advised, No alcohol and offenders will be ejected from the Walking Party immediately.

Cars kill people.
United can help keep our deaths off the roads.

 

[Chali 2na]

I don't like pyros, I think they're corny. However, living in a nanny state with the "nerf the world brigade" having the loudest voice I'm sick and tired of any time something makes an individual or a minority uncomfortable a blanket ban is enforced.
I think some of you need to spend less effort being outraged when something riles you, and more effort letting things go: live and let live. I'm sure you'll be happier.

As for the person with the lung condition: pyros seem to be part of the game: they're banned, yet still some sneak in. I'd suggest that (assuming you're not exaggerating) if they do pose a serious risk to your health then sit at the front with the "special blades".

 

[metalblade]

Or better still United could build a small section of the ground caged off from the rest 1980's style and have it open air so the smoke can escape and the rain can piss down on the grown ups and their sparklers, put it next to the away fans so they can have the opportunity to "get the boot in" maybe call it section 58 or something now there's a thought.

 

[penthouseblade]

Another thing that makes me laugh in the sanitised modern day football world is that your flag needs a fire safety certificate! I feel soooo much safer!

 

[Wandsworth Blade]

This was the most mind boggling thing I have seen at a football match. A bloke with 2 kids setting off a flare. One if his kids looked to have come out of it pretty badly - his eyes were streaming. I hope there is a life ban although the stewards seemed to be pretty relaxed about letting him in and out. On a brighter note I have removed my own personal jinx on Blades away matches this season and set off a small Catherine Wheel when I got home to mark the occassion

 

[bricktop]

I'd like to make a passionate plea to the board at our club.

It is generally accepted that air-travel is now the far safest way to travel.

Would it be possible for the club to now use large cargo planes for long distance matches, eg, Oldham Athletic, Barnsley and especially Chesterfield.

The provision of parachutes to each member of the playing staff, directors and management will go a long way in keeping death of the roads.
It will also lower the club's carbon footprint, so the climate change will slow down.

Can I also ask the club to inform the FA to postpone all midweek away matches and now only play on Saturdays.
This will help in the Supporter's Club Official Walking Parties being able to walk the way there and back with the maximum of disruption.
Mick Rooker will still organise the Official Walking Parties which will set off from Bramall Lane at 0700hrs each Monday before the Saturday away fixture. Cost to be advised, No alcohol and offenders will be ejected from the Walking Party immediately.

Cars kill people.
United can help keep our deaths off the roads.

 

[maidmarion]

I love to see the flares as I think it creates an atmosphere. However, I'm normally sat in the stand opposite and do not have to suffer the effects of said flare.
From what I've seen of flares in Turkey, they seem to be set off in open terraces, where the smoke from them goes straight up and is not contained by a roof.

Certainly setting one of, with two kids in tow, does seem to be a little bizarre.

 

[prince albert]

the woman at half time complaining about said smerk berm saying i don't want to be breathing in all that crap as she took another puff on her cigarette..

 

[Isar]

Tried to ban pyro in turkey once

the response



I have it on good authority that no one died that day.

Could we get this going on the Kop at BDTBL?