Pyro cock

[Tyler Durden]

Mate,

In a land far, far away and at a time I'd rather forget, I've been subject to CS and the effect on the eyes, lungs and throat do disable you. I guess that's the intention...

The effect of a knob letting off a lot of projectile smoke, toxic or not, in close proximity to young, old and fellow Blades caused distress. Fact, as I saw it.

Yes, he didn't have a clue and in old money he'd have been called a 'Christmas tree' in his garb, a terrace fighter he was not. However, he thought it acceptable to cause distress to the innocent in his uneducated way and that's why we need to educate those that perhaps don't understand the effect of their actions.

Just ask those sat around him for their views.

Atmosphere is great, upsetting kids and the elderly from the Blades family is not and law enforcement won't change it, only we can...

Again, I would question why it warrants such 'distress and upset'. And why it's only seen as a heinous crime within these shores

 

[metalblade]

I assumed it was some new STD that we should all be concerned about.

You are right about it being a disease

 

[Bladesway]

Again, I would question why it warrants such 'distress and upset'. And why it's only seen as a heinous crime within these shores

But those stands you see burning down on youtube!! what about them?

 

[Bladesway]

You are right about it being a disease

Sheffield Transmitted Disease?

 

[Tyler Durden]

But those stands you see burning down on youtube!! what about them?

I'm glad you saw that post as well

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Why are we still allowing meat pies in the ground in the 21st century? They could be used as weapons when hot.

I once threw a pie in disgust at Brentford when they scored and hit the kid in front on bonce. Clear took his head off. I also am guilty of mistreating cornish pasties away at Bristol city too.

 

[sitwell]

What sort of mentality does it take to take one into a football match at Colchester ?

 

[Foxy]

I once threw a pie in disgust at Brentford when they scored and hit the kid in front on bonce. Clear took his head off. I also am guilty of mistreating cornish pasties away at Bristol city too.

I've seen this live and still feel guilty about not turning you in to a steward or telling plod.

Balti on stairs is very slippery.

 

[metalblade]

What sort of mentality does it take to take one into a football match at Colchester ?

What sort of mentality does it take to take one into any football match ? I grew out of playing with fireworks when I was about twelve.

 

[YES Blade]

 

[Leonardo Green]

Tried to ban pyro in turkey once

the response



I have it on good authority that no one died that day.

 

[sitwell]

I

What sort of mentality does it take to take one into any football match ? I grew out of playing with fireworks when I was about twelve.

I've all on remembering my ticket and keys never mind a Catherine wheel and banger.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Numerous casualties reported that day included a bit of a cough and several runny noses

Never Forget

 

[Canterbury Blade]

What sort of mentality does it take to take one into a football match at Colchester ?

Mate,

Spot on, the Camp Nou it was not.

A 'Christmas tree' with the same TOWIE haircut as his kids, I doubt he's ever had a Tetley's in the Cross Guns, met some pigs by the stage en route to the Gents in The Limit or stood his ground outside The Lansdowne. But then he is from Lowestoft.....

 

[Paulus]

Can't see the problem. It's a character-building experience for the kids. And if any adults are so offended by non-toxic smoke then it's a mystery how they ever got through life by being so precious.

It doesn't surprise me that you don't see the problem. I can only guess at the level of your ignorance on a whole range of subjects. I have COPD, I dare say you won't need to look it up because you clearly know all about it but the issue for me is that I operate on about 1/3 the lung function of non COPD sufferer of my age and build. I've caught a whiff of these bloody things a couple of times and it has caused me significant distress. If one went off next to me and I couldn't get away from it quickly; quite likely really when you think about it, I would need oxygen and a clued up pretty rapid medical response with a nebuliser. Never mind it'll probably be my fault for going to watch the Blades. Always a good laugh joking about the health and safety police - I laughed until I stopped.

 

[Leonardo Green]

Yet no one says anything about the cloud of smoke I have to walk through every day that I enter and exit the train station. That affects far more people.

 

[Paulus]

OK, I get it the fact that its just me doesn't count. Here's a thought you might have a word with the station or if that doesn't work how about the appropriate environmental body - of no, they're a bunch of cocks aren't they?

 

[Grappler]

Mate,

Spot on, the Camp Nou it was not.

A 'Christmas tree' with the same TOWIE haircut as his kids, I doubt he's ever had a Tetley's in the Cross Guns, met some pigs by the stage en route to the Gents in The Limit or stood his ground outside The Lansdowne. But then he is from Lowestoft.....

Have a "like" for mentioning the Limit, happy days!

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Have a "like" for mentioning the Limit, happy days!

Thank you but if you remember the bogs and their cubes, the gothic area, the pigs by the stage with their curtains hair cuts and drinking Newcy Brown cause it wasnt watered down then then 'like the 60s you weren't there

 

[Tyler Durden]

It doesn't surprise me that you don't see the problem. I can only guess at the level of your ignorance on a whole range of subjects. I have COPD, I dare say you won't need to look it up because you clearly know all about it but the issue for me is that I operate on about 1/3 the lung function of non COPD sufferer of my age and build. I've caught a whiff of these bloody things a couple of times and it has caused me significant distress. If one went off next to me and I couldn't get away from it quickly; quite likely really when you think about it, I would need oxygen and a clued up pretty rapid medical response with a nebuliser. Never mind it'll probably be my fault for going to watch the Blades. Always a good laugh joking about the health and safety police - I laughed until I stopped.

COPD is my bread and butter from Monday to Friday. I might even have seen you before.
It's not my place to doubt whether your condition would be triggered by such a thing, but if I was a betting man I would say that many of those who complain, have no such afflictions. I've seen types like that even moan about vapour from E-cigs, hence my skepticism.

 

[Grappler]

Thank you but if you remember the bogs and their cubes, the gothic area, the pigs by the stage with their curtains hair cuts and drinking Newcy Brown cause it wasnt watered down then then 'like the 60s you weren't there

My era was before then, first went in aged 15, late 70's, stopped going around 84 - 85, but between 1979 and 1983, I was in every Saturday with a gang of lads.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

I laughed until I stopped

Great use of that quote.

 

[Paulus]

You sound ideally qualified for your job. I've no idea what proportion of people make up a medical condition but presumably it's tough luck for the few who don't. Why the skepticism? It's pretty well documented that any deterioration in air quality is potentially serious for those operating at the margins of lung efficiency.

 

[Grappler]

I thought Pyro Cock was the villain in the new Star Wars film?

Bloody Hell, I told you so!

 

[Tyler Durden]

You sound ideally qualified for your job. I've no idea what proportion of people make up a medical condition but presumably it's tough luck for the few who don't. Why the skepticism? It's pretty well documented that any deterioration in air quality is potentially serious for those operating at the margins of lung efficiency.

Because I'm talking about the army of malcontents which pervade this club, not those affected by limitations in lung volume. Having seen first-hand the things which these types complain about because they can't control everything within their immediate environment, I think it warrants some skepticism.

 

[Paulus]

But this thread is dealing with the issue and consequences of sodding pyros not about "an army of malcontents" You are suggesting they are harmless, in fact they improve the atmosphere (irony alert) and that anyone who doesn't see that is lucky to still be living. I think you are talking cock and that your attitude stinks.

 

[Golden Gordon]

It might just be me being sceptical but people don't seem to be able to spell sceptical any more.

 

[Tyler Durden]

It might just be me being sceptical but people don't seem to be able to spell sceptical any more.

I prefer the American spelling.

 

[Tyler Durden]

But this thread is dealing with the issue and consequences of sodding pyros not about "an army of malcontents" You are suggesting they are harmless, in fact they improve the atmosphere (irony alert) and that anyone who doesn't see that is lucky to still be living. I think you are talking cock and that your attitude stinks.

Then it's rather fortunate that I couldn't give a flying fuck what you think then I guess.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Numerous casualties reported that day included a bit of a cough and several runny noses

Never Forget

I've listened carefully and can just about make out the crowd singing over the sound of wailing and gnashing of false teeth.