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Port Vale play in a Town called Shithole.Ross County play in a town called Dingwall
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Port Vale play in a Town called Shithole.Ross County play in a town called Dingwall
If there's a real place called Shithole, their lawyers are on the phone, trying to see if they can do you for libel for comparing it to BurslemPort Vale play in a Town called Shithole.
Hardest View From since the L1 days this due to lack of comments. Are they the smallest club we've played in the league for 10 years?
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Pre-Match View From Lincoln — The View From
"Thank God proper football is back!" "back to the Championship campaign - and what a fixture to restart on! The lads are on the road again, this time at Bramall Lane (capacity 32050) and an appointment with Sheffield Utd. Can we pick up where we left off? Looking forward to seeing how the squad hasroysviewfrom.com
I thought you made them all up anyway.Hardest View From since the L1 days this due to lack of comments. Are they the smallest club we've played in the league for 10 years?
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Pre-Match View From Lincoln — The View From
"Thank God proper football is back!" "back to the Championship campaign - and what a fixture to restart on! The lads are on the road again, this time at Bramall Lane (capacity 32050) and an appointment with Sheffield Utd. Can we pick up where we left off? Looking forward to seeing how the squad hasroysviewfrom.com
'bring on pace and power ' if only we couldHardest View From since the L1 days this due to lack of comments. Are they the smallest club we've played in the league for 10 years?
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Pre-Match View From Lincoln — The View From
"Thank God proper football is back!" "back to the Championship campaign - and what a fixture to restart on! The lads are on the road again, this time at Bramall Lane (capacity 32050) and an appointment with Sheffield Utd. Can we pick up where we left off? Looking forward to seeing how the squad hasroysviewfrom.com
Only seen a few highlights but they appear to have applied themselves very well so far.They're substantially better than us, aren't they? My money would be firmly on Lincoln.
I think the return of Chong and others to the squad plus two weeks’ training after a rest will see us win .They're substantially better than us, aren't they? My money would be firmly on Lincoln.
I think that was the usual poorly disguised comment from our obsessed pig fan...Love it when teeny weeny tiny little clubs fans think they’ve earned the right to call us ‘blunts’
Despite being, what, 40 miles away they must be one of the clubs we have played least in our near 140 years?This is our first league fixture against Lincoln since 1983-4.
Since then, we have beaten them 6-2 over 2 legs in the league cup in 2000-1 and lost on pens to them at the Lane in a standard pathetic league cup showing 3 seasons ago after a 0-0 draw.
In 1983-4 we won 2-0 at Lincoln thanks to a King Keith brace, one a beautiful free kick, and drew 0-0 at home in a dour contest. We also played them in the 2nd round of the FA Cup, drawing 0-0 at Sincil Bank and winning 1-0 at home with a last minute back header by Paul Stancliffe from a corner. A young John Fashanu was in the Lincoln team I remember.
Their most recent, and only, victory in the league at the Lane was a 1-0 win at the end of the forgettable 1982-3 season. Lincoln came close to promotion to the second tier two years running, but it took them 40 years to actually do it.
Lincoln are almost perfectly set up to beat us at the Lane. Good solid defence, tall, fit side, shoot well and counter attack well. Their away defensive record is excellent (although it's a small sample size).
It could get ugly.
Port Vale actually exists in a worm hole you travel through just south of Keele Services on the M6 where you are transported back to mid 1800 hundreds where the inhabitants of unimaginably cruel pottery factories are allowed out to hurl seating / bricks and any other items at confused away fans before scurrying back to underground caves . I have never been more relieved to back Sandbatch services and buy a Greg’s sausage bean and cheese pasty !Port Vale play in a Town called Shithole.
Bert will have to avoid his Gentleman's Club for a while if this goes wrong.
....as their players breath oxygen and are covered in skinThis is our first league fixture against Lincoln since 1983-4.
Since then, we have beaten them 6-2 over 2 legs in the league cup in 2000-1 and lost on pens to them at the Lane in a standard pathetic league cup showing 3 seasons ago after a 0-0 draw.
In 1983-4 we won 2-0 at Lincoln thanks to a King Keith brace, one a beautiful free kick, and drew 0-0 at home in a dour contest. We also played them in the 2nd round of the FA Cup, drawing 0-0 at Sincil Bank and winning 1-0 at home with a last minute back header by Paul Stancliffe from a corner. A young John Fashanu was in the Lincoln team I remember.
Their most recent, and only, victory in the league at the Lane was a 1-0 win at the end of the forgettable 1982-3 season. Lincoln came close to promotion to the second tier two years running, but it took them 40 years to actually do it.
Lincoln are almost perfectly set up to beat us at the Lane. Good solid defence, tall, fit side, shoot well and counter attack well. Their away defensive record is excellent (although it's a small sample size).
It could get ugly.
win what?I think the return of Chong and others to the squad plus two weeks’ training after a rest will see us win .
I read about this so I went with camera to Ringinglow but sadly couldn’t see it….however someone said you can see York Minster from the top of Grenoside,and guess what?they were rightYou know you can actually see Lincoln Cathedral from Sheffield? If you go up to Ringinglow on a clear day with a pair of binoculars… Also Humber Bridge and York Minister,
Now you may be thinking “ whats that got to do with football?” and the answer is ……absolutely nothing
You may also be thinking “those are pretty boring facts.”… and you would be absolutely correct…
But…. I think I can safely guarantee you it’s all a lot more interesting and entertaining than anything we are likely to witness tomorrow during the 90 minutes

If anyone is interested - i can see Dinnington Aldi from my upstairs toilet - if i stand on the basin lid and my missus holds the back of my legs .I read about this so I went with camera to Ringinglow but sadly couldn’t see it….however someone said you can see York Minster from the top of Grenoside,and guess what?they were right
Approx 40 miles as the crow flies,and its poor quality cos I’ve had to zoom the shit out of it,but you can just make out the outline
The boring facts thread
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Just looked at their team. Names I recognised included Adam Reach, Tendayi Darikwa, Sonny Bradley, Cheio Ogbene, Tom Bayliss. The first 3 a combined age of 102.Feeling confident about tomorrow , we're a better team with better players than many on here acknowledge.
Lincoln have a punchers chance of course but its time to unleash the real sufc this season .
UTB
I read about this so I went with camera to Ringinglow but sadly couldn’t see it….however someone said you can see York Minster from the top of Grenoside,and guess what?they were right
Approx 40 miles as the crow flies,and its poor quality cos I’ve had to zoom the shit out of it,but you can just make out the outline
The boring facts thread
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We only played Wednesday back in March!Hardest View From since the L1 days this due to lack of comments. Are they the smallest club we've played in the league for 10 years?
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Pre-Match View From Lincoln — The View From
"Thank God proper football is back!" "back to the Championship campaign - and what a fixture to restart on! The lads are on the road again, this time at Bramall Lane (capacity 32050) and an appointment with Sheffield Utd. Can we pick up where we left off? Looking forward to seeing how the squad hasroysviewfrom.com
My son used to play football up at Ringinglow on the private school grounds.
I've always wanted to go out on a clear day and do this. How powerful is this camera?I read about this so I went with camera to Ringinglow but sadly couldn’t see it….however someone said you can see York Minster from the top of Grenoside,and guess what?they were right
Approx 40 miles as the crow flies,and its poor quality cos I’ve had to zoom the shit out of it,but you can just make out the outline
The boring facts thread
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4 - 0 wasnt it silent and didnt we play in orange shirts ?
The problem is that increasingly it’s an accurate descriptionLove it when teeny weeny tiny little clubs fans think they’ve earned the right to call us ‘blunts’
Equivalent to 750mm zoom.I've always wanted to go out on a clear day and do this. How powerful is this camera?
Nope, Pigs twice last season.Hardest View From since the L1 days this due to lack of comments. Are they the smallest club we've played in the league for 10 years?
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Pre-Match View From Lincoln — The View From
"Thank God proper football is back!" "back to the Championship campaign - and what a fixture to restart on! The lads are on the road again, this time at Bramall Lane (capacity 32050) and an appointment with Sheffield Utd. Can we pick up where we left off? Looking forward to seeing how the squad hasroysviewfrom.com
I’m amazed that’s a true fact!I read about this so I went with camera to Ringinglow but sadly couldn’t see it….however someone said you can see York Minster from the top of Grenoside,and guess what?they were right
Approx 40 miles as the crow flies,and its poor quality cos I’ve had to zoom the shit out of it,but you can just make out the outline
The boring facts thread
View attachment 245388
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