Players must read forums, right?

[United Aren't Back.]

Bit cheeky, but do any post regularly, as I would imagine most would be lurking and reading the threads rather than participating.

wonder if there are any ex-managers on here?

I am Kevin Blackwell

 

[Rodley]

Brian Launders here. What do you mean, 'who'?

Hello mate, it's me Sagi Burton

 

[United Aren't Back.]

So what we need now is a what do you do for a living thread, of course no one would lie!

I scrape mud from ditches using a teaspoon.

 

[Grecian2000]

You were useless.. You also caught the ball in front of the Kop p for Blackburn you then scored and the goal was given.

Yes apologies for the second one.
In fairness I don't think you saw the best of me as I couldn't be arsed to get of the sickbed/sunbed. Bloody hell I've done my index finger with over aggressive typing . . . . .

 

[Nade]

I've been quite open about who I am since I first joined.

 

[Wards]

I am Ugo Ehiogu

 

[BushBlade]

I'm Tony Currie and if I read one more post saying I'm a miserable bastard I'll find out who the poster is and knock 'em out.

 

[alcoblade]

Yeah he talked about it recently on the podcast with Mathew Syed and Freddie Flintoff. Freddie ripped him to pieces, but to be fair to Savage he was laughing too. Very funny story.

I'm Chris Wilder

With the expensive tyres, I always thought you were James Beattie!

 

[Maidenhead]

pommpey is Lee Sandford's cousins on here?

(If you weren't there you won't understand)

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'm Bruno Riberio . The less I played the better I got

 

[Tyler Durden]

Hi Bryan Robson here.

I'm a miserable bastard and I like a drink. Surprised you lot didn't twig on to be honest.

And by the way, you're welcome.

 

[Nade]

Hi Bryan Robson here.

I'm a miserable bastard and I like a drink. Surprised you lot didn't twig on to be honest.

And by the way, you're welcome.

You sold me you cunt.

 

[Tyler Durden]

You sold me you cunt.

I told you to stop windmilling your cock around the changing room but you wouldn't listen.

 

[Nade]

Yeah there was a risk of me taking someone's eye out.

Them were the days.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I am Kevin Blackwell

I hate you

 

[Silent Blade]

pommpey is Lee Sandford's cousins on here?

(If you weren't there you won't understand)

Michael Tongue's ex-girlfriend's uncle posts here

 

[Snowman]

Michael Tongue's ex-girlfriend's uncle posts here

that'll be thee then?

 

[Silent Blade]

that'll be thee then?

No, someone who thinks highly of our Desso pitch!

 

[Maidenhead]

Michael Tongue's ex-girlfriend's uncle posts here

I know, but does Lee Sandfords cousin?

 

[Snowman]

No, someone who thinks highly of our Desso pitch!

Who'd a thunk it!

 

[pommpey]

pommpey is Lee Sandford's cousins on here?

(If you weren't there you won't understand)

No idea what you're on about. I have drunk with Lee Sandford in Tobago. In fact it was he who initiated all players who were up for it to 'shoot the can', which he'd learned from a messdeck on a naval ship whilst at Pompey.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Michael Tongue's ex-girlfriend's uncle posts here

Who's Michael Tongue?

pommpey

 

[Bladepicker]

I know a potential manager and his back room staff read comments on here that weren't lets say, very complementary and went part way to him not coming, plus compo to his club :-o of course

Best thing this forum has ever done if that's true. Bravo.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I'm Tony Currie and if I read one more post saying I'm a miserable bastard I'll find out who the poster is and knock 'em out.

In that case you are Curtis Woodhouse.

 

[Maidenhead]

No idea what you're on about. I have drunk with Lee Sandford in Tobago. In fact it was he who initiated all players who were up for it to 'shoot the can', which he'd learned from a messdeck on a naval ship whilst at Pompey.

pommpey

There was a guy turned up with you for an FA cup tie at St Mary's claiming to be Lee Sandford's cousin.

Mind you he had clearly had a few before we met him

 

[pommpey]

There was a guy turned up with you for an FA cup tie at St Mary's claiming to be Lee Sandford's cousin.

Mind you he had clearly had a few before we met him

AH. I vaguely remember mate. Stand corrected.

pommpey