Play-Off Dates Confirmed

[The Crab]

I'll be flying on the day of the play-off final.

I can just see us getting there and actually fucking doing it, and I'll be fuming for the rest of my life because I wasn't there to see it. I'm not even sure I'll be able to get to a telly.

Getting dicked by Leicester at an inappropriate time on a Sunday afternoon isn't the part of getting to the Premier League we're likely to remember. Wilder breaking our Wembley hoodoo most certainly would be. And I'll be on a fucking plane to fucking shitty France.

Faire des conneries.

Gary Sinclair says you've been a bit of a dick booking flights during the season, and it's not something you'd catch him doing......................

 

[Sean Thornton]

Gary Sinclair says you've been a bit of a dick booking flights during the season, and it's not something you'd catch him doing......................

He should find a TV in time to see us miss the sudden death penalty.

 

[TJB.]

Gary Sinclair says you've been a bit of a dick booking flights during the season, and it's not something you'd catch him doing......................

In fairness, we're taking my nan to Chamonix to the spot where my granddad's ashes are scattered before she gets a little too old to do so again. It's quite important and it'll mean the world to her. It's highly selfish of me to complain.

Having said that, if we get to the play-off final and I don't get to watch it, I'll end up burning some cunt mesen

 

[mattbianco1]

I feel very deflated all of a sudden.

Can't see us making the Final never mind winning the fucking things

 

[The Crab]

In fairness, we're taking my nan to Chamonix to the spot where my granddad's ashes are scattered before she gets a little too old to do so again. It's quite important and it'll mean the world to her. It's highly selfish of me to complain.

Having said that, if we get to the play-off final and I don't get to watch it, I'll end up burning some cunt mesen

Well, don't I feel a Cunt! Sorry buddy. Dead right though, some things are far more important.

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

May as well pencil these in

https://www.efl.com/news/2019/april...confirmed?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

Oh good, I’ll be on holiday for both legs. Just a ticket for the final for me then.

 

[TJB.]

Well, don't I feel a Cunt! Sorry buddy. Dead right though, some things are far more important.

Don't be daft lad, you weren't to know gave me a laugh anyways!

The idea of getting there and losing it whilst I'm surrounded by people who don't understand or give a shit about football makes me feel a bit sick. Definitely getting smashed on some cheap red if that happens!

 

[The Crab]

Don't be daft lad, you weren't to know gave me a laugh anyways!

The idea of getting there and losing it whilst I'm surrounded by people who don't understand or give a shit about football makes me feel a bit sick. Definitely getting smashed on some cheap red if that happens!

I'd get smashed on the cheap red anyway if I was you mate!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Looks like with booked flights / family matters / work etc, the playoffs aren't going to fit lots of peoples schedules. Can someone have a quiet word with the lads, to do it auto. Much more convenient

 

[grafikhaus]

I’ve done my best to blank out the memories of the entire day but wasn’t Brown’s penalty saved?

Yes saved by Matt Murray

Not entirely surprising as Brown put every single penalty that season - all six of them - in exactly the same spot and didn't think to alter it for the Wolves game.

Couldn’t agree more. Always some kind of drama or “that’s never happened before but it’ll happen to the blades” e.g the 5-4 loss to Swindon

7-6 on aggregate - the highest-scoring game in the history of the playoffs.

 

[I should coco]

Well, don't I feel a Cunt!

Same old same old....

Sorry buddy. Dead right though, some things are far more important.

Looks like TomJonesBlade will be giving Big Vern a call......

 

[The Crab]

Same old same old....



Looks like TomJonesBlade will be giving Big Vern a call......

I'm consistent eh?

 

[I should coco]

I'm consistent eh?

Like a boil on the arse that you can't shake off, but we all love you anyway.

 

[The Crab]

Like a boil on the arse that you can't shake off, but we all love you anyway.

 

[TJB.]

Doesn't look like we'll be in the 2nd leg which falls on the 15th of May, which suits me fine as it's my birthday and I don't want it fucking ruined by crashing out of a play-off (or securing a place in a final I can't go to).

Please get automatic, Blades. It'd be rather more convenient for me.

 

[I should coco]

Please get automatic, Blades. It'd be rather more convenient for me.

Well there you go then!

With that uber motivation, how can they possibly fail?

 

[TJB.]

Well there you go then!

With that uber motivation, how can they possibly fail?

Fucking too right, my friend. Get the business done as soon as possible so it doesn't drag out after the season has ended and mess with my plans.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Doesn’t anyone check the play off final dates pre season so as to plan for disappointment and then take a trip to wallow in yet more drunken misery by a pool ?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Not entirely surprising as Brown put every single penalty that season - all six of them - in exactly the same spot and didn't think to alter it for the Wolves game.



7-6 on aggregate - the highest-scoring game in the history of the playoffs.

And it was actually a 5-5 draw at Swindon, which was even more unplanned for.

 

[Sheff de party]

Dead right though, some things are far more important.

Not to pile it on, but not your best turn of phrase sir

 

[The Crab]

Not to pile it on, but not your best turn of phrase sir

On reflection, you're quite correct. Apologies.

 

[Sheff de party]

On reflection, you're quite correct. Apologies.

Ah I'm only joking mate, I'm sure no apologies are needed at all! Just wanting to make light of the thread!

 

[Roygbiv]

We've never finished 4th.

That's the aim this season then .

 

[RammyBlade]

Couldn’t agree more. Always some kind of drama or “that’s never happened before but it’ll happen to the blades” e.g the 5-4 loss to Swindon

5-4 loss to Swindon ? It was 7-6 to them wasnt it ? and 5-5 at Swindon

 

[Bath Blade]

See you in the bar at the airport if this transpires ....

“If”? You know it’s nailed on.

Unfortunately I’m flying from Inverness, I’m guessing you’ll be flying from a bit further south.

 

[raul]

Gary Sinclair says you've been a bit of a dick booking flights during the season, and it's not something you'd catch him doing......................

Is Garyoke putting on Maggie Mays club nights on in Ibiza??

Asking for a friend. Well , Sean.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Is Garyoke putting on Maggie Mays club nights on in Ibiza??

Asking for a friend. Well , Sean.

 

[Rodley]

#seanontour
#whathappensinibizastaysinibiza

 

[blade67]

May as well pencil these in

https://www.efl.com/news/2019/april...confirmed?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

I've got commitments for both the Saturday and the Tuesday when the "A" games are on. Come on blades, make it irrelevant.

 

[Jon P]

Will enjoy watching these with a bottle of peroni in hand