Hooper's scored plenty of goals in Scotland (as have such footballing luminaries as Stevie May, Lyle Taylor, Kris Boyd and, wait for it, Anthony Stokes), but he did it playing against far inferior teams to the one he was in which does make it somewhat easier.
Where exactly did I say Hooper was shocking? I don't think he's bad, neither do I think Sharp is bad. I just can't see why someone with a 1 in 3 goal ratio for Norwich would be beyond us. I wouldn't be disappointed if we signed either him or Sharp. What I would be disappointed with is if we sold Done to sign them. The last think we need to do is lose a pacy forward to sign a slug, albeit with good finishing ability.