Pasta Man's Suggestions Thread

[blades95]

No Blade would talk like a pussy

rather be a pussy than a bell

 

[Guesty]

Always thought Forrest Fairy was an Argie?

He is, but he's a naturalised Italian, and of Italian descent. Oriundi, I think it's caused. There are loads of them - Camoranesi from the last WC winning side, for instance.

 

[robbiez666]

The exciting speculation on Porktalk isn't enough for some people.

 

[Blades80]

Go back to hollinsend pastaman

 

[stringjunior]

Look mate, the key to establishing a believable supporter profile on a rival messageboard is to be subtle, go slow and ingratiate yourself without too much fuss. Just don't overdo it eh? You don't come on and say "I HATE WEDNESDAY ME!!! LOVE WILDER, LOVE HIM TO DEATH. Love United, but hate that McCabe bloke. We'll spend no money, but we should BUY A WEDNESDAY PLAYER!!!! But, I HATE WEDNESDAY!!!!!" No one is believing this schtick as enthusiastic as you're being. 10 out of 10 for effort.

I'm prepared to give you a second bite of the cherry. I'll pretend these first 40 posts never happened. I like the oddness of the character you're pitching, but you're going to have to dial it down a couple of notches.

Right, have another go. You can do it x

What he said pasta man kop blade

 

[DronnieBlade]

I think you should take your face for a Shyte.

Hope that helps !

UTB

 

[Boxer Blade]

How old is he 12?

 

[sheff_blade90]

im heartbroke why do that to me im gutted im only being friendly on here im done goodbye all from pasta man

why are you ignoring & refusing to tell us your 1st game from 2 people. your not helping your position. if you want to get people onside you need more than woe is me act

 

[Th!stledo]

A 20 stone greedy slob?
Don't you think we've been a bit harsh on 'Tango'?

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

What is it with the influx of absolute nutjobs. Not just Pigs either, there's about 5 Brentford fans all over here too.

 

[ThatJa]

I never thought a Wednesday fan would resort to this when we went up. Haven't you got anything better to do like counting how many millions Jordan Rhodes lost you or something?

 

[mattbianco1]

When pasta man kop blade joined the forum, Linz advised that he was a 'genuine poster' and that we should play nicely...

Not everybody has the ability to write with a good level of legibility. Many have jumped on Pastaman to question if they're a pig or not (me included). It appears that there may be a lot more than meets the eye here. Maybe Linz could confirm or advise further ?

 

[KOP BLADE]

just a thought I like Rondon ?

 

[blademark]

I like him too. It's a good shout. West Ham want him apparently.

 

[Liaminho9]

I think he's heading to China with Rafa Benitez

 

[AdamSufc1997]

Mate we are skint

 

[blademark]

£16.5m release clause apparently.

 

[BigBed]

Cheaper than Maupay or Mcburnie then, could afford another midfielder with the left overs!

 

[Gimli]

Rondon is a very good player but don’t think it’s realistic atm

 

[Hunter_999]

China

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Cheaper than Maupay or Mcburnie then, could afford another midfielder with the left overs!

Might be put off a tad by the wage demands. If he's got offers from China they will be paying £150k p/w.

 

[bonnet de douche]

It's a no chance ...wages wise

 

[DifferentClass]

£16.5m release clause apparently.

Just as an aside, your avatar is killing me

 

[blademark]

Just as an aside, your avatar is killing me

How come?

 

[Akinbiyi]

Mate we are skint

Are we? News to me

 

[DifferentClass]

How come?

Wilder in a Brighton shirt when they were sponsored by Skint.

 

[007]

Don’t think we can afford him. He will get a better offer elsewhere

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Are we? News to me

Might not be skint but we are still tight bastards.

 

[KOP BLADE]

ive updated my profile photo does anyone recognize me I was born in Sheffield near hollinsend im a true blade I was only asking what you all thought cant anyone like players from rivals I wont mention his name looks like he is not everyones cup of tea why should I stay off the forum im a genuine sufc fan and my favorite player is keith Edwards a former team m8 of chris wilder all ill say is im so pleased chris has signed a new 3year contract all the best to you all i hope we do well in the top flight ill meet you on the kop if you want im no owls fan at all I love sufc ill meet anyone to prove it meet me at the lane don't pull me down ive done nothing wrong im a friendly person a blade for life im a real person not to be verbally abused by some show a fellow sufc fan some respect take care all lol end off nuff said from pasta man kop blade

 

[BLADES1988]

ive updated my profile photo does anyone recognize me I was born in Sheffield near hollinsend im a true blade I was only asking what you all thought cant anyone like players from rivals I wont mention his name looks like he is not everyones cup of tea why should I stay off the forum im a genuine sufc fan and my favorite player keith Edwards a former team m8 of chris wilder all ill say is im so pleased chris has signed a new 3year contract all the best to you all i hope we do well in the top flight ill meet you on the kop if you want im no owls fan at all I love sufc lol end off nuff said from pasta man kop blade

Off to Bantanamo bay with you! Your banter is terrorble