Snowman
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And if he ... sorry ... McCabe sells, you can guarantee it will be on these conditions:
1. Peanuts.
2. "We couldn't turn it down."
3. "We can't keep the player if he wants to go."
4. "It triggered a clause in his contract that if anyone offered bobbar money, we'd have his bags packed and he'd be off.
5. Ten quid down payment. The rest in yearly installments, if:
a. The player plays for England
b. He scores a goal in the World Cup final, in the second half, kicking toward the kop
c. He marries one of Little Mix. The one with the big arse. Yeah, her.
d. We pay them back plus interest at 43827% APR if all the above doesn't happen
6. If the cost is above £30k, Wilder gets £500 of it for transfers, the rest goes on the 'mounting debt'.
7. Certain posters pull out their hankies to boo-hoo how much Kind Kevin has kept our valiant club from sinking without trace*
*by buying every fucking thing the club ever owned, allowing it to stagnate and die, and flogging off the residue. Some would call it venture capitalism, some would call it 'being a bloody big Blade'.
pommpey
Now I know that me telling you the McCabe vitriolic agenda is (1) monotonous (2) possibly unwarranted and (3) could be replaced by a single cipher of a post such as "IHM"so that we get the drift, isn't going to stop you posting it time and time again. However, just for the debate and interest, what did the club ever own and which version of which corporate entity own it? I mean I may be wrong but various owners, ne'er do wells, corporate assassins and bloodsuckers have issued shares and borrowed money on "the club" even since the Laver era.