Odds against, lets make history

[SwissBlade]

I was sat in a meeting in Germany last week with the German Authorities. One of the Germans was joking about the language for the meeting, as there were more Germans in the meeting he said
"So we have 7 germans and 2 English in this meeting so we can hold this meeting in German"

Quick as a flash my English colleague said "7/2? We like those odds"

It made me think... This is our time now, we're the underdogs, always have been we only succeed when we've got our backs to the wall. We've been down this road before, we've been written off before.

You don't win nothing with kids? Yeah, well watch this

So 4 games left, none of the teams around us left to play, we've got 2 teams from the play off positions and a local derby plus one at the other end of the country.

Palace have bottled it, Donny doing their best to go down Scunny and Preston will think we're buried

The season starts here. Time for the fightback to begin.

4 wins should do it.

The greatest fightback that this division has ever seen is about to happen. History is being rewritten - it all starts on Saturday. Believe people!

On the other hand i've seen United blow it more times than I care to remember at the final hurdle...

We'll go down in history... or we'll just go down!

NB this thread is entirely tongue in cheek but I would like to see a little bit of a fight back before we go down

 

[Grecian2000]

so what language did the meeting take place in?

 

[SwissBlade]

so what language did the meeting take place in?

English Although they did switch to German occasionally when they needed clarifications

 

[raul]

And on which planet Swiss?

 

[SwissBlade]

And on which planet Swiss?

The one thats watching infidels like you

 

[Deleted member 1486]

English Although they did switch to German occasionally when they needed clarifications

Bit like a royal wedding then?

 

[IOM Blade]

Blades:
Blades V Brizzle W
Reading V Blades W
Blades V Barnsley W
Swansea V Blades W
47 Points

Donny:
Donny V Palace D
Barnsley V Donny L
Donny V Leicester L
Middlesboro V Donny L
46 Points

Palace:
Donny V Palace D
Palace V Leeds L
Hull V Palace L
Palace V Forest D
44 Points

Scunny:
Cov V Scunny L
Scunny V Millwall D
Forest V Scunny L
Scunny V Pompy W
44 Points

Preston
Millwall V Preston L
Preston V Cardiff L
Ipswich V Preston L
Preston V Watford W
42 Points

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

 

[Bladesway]

This is planet Swiss!

 

[SwissBlade]

Bit like a royal wedding then?

Yeah similar, we had cake as well... although the venue was a portercabin on a construction site, but what a portercabin though

 

[raul]

This is planet Swiss!

Ba ba-ba, b-ba-ba-ba- ba

 

[SwissBlade]

Come on! Can't we at least have a little fun until its a mathmatical impossibility to stay up!

 

[Ollessendro]

We better call back Nosworthy and Bent if there is still a chance of us styaing up!?

 

[super_pig]

>Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev e!
listen mate if we get out of this they'll have to rewrite the bible

 

[SwissBlade]

>Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev e!
listen mate if we get out of this they'll have to rewrite the bible

The difference being that this is real, the Bible was made up

 

[super_pig]

is it boring in switzerland?

 

[SwissBlade]

is it boring in switzerland?

Are you kidding? Mountains, lakes, chocolate and umpah bands

 

[Grecian2000]

So, in fact, it's the Lake District with liederhosen instead of Morris dancers?

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Yeah similar, we had cake as well...

Battenberg?

 

[SwissBlade]

So, in fact, it's the Lake District with liederhosen instead of Morris dancers?

Not quite, Switzerland has Mountains not big hills

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Blades:
Blades V Brizzle W
Reading V Blades W
Blades V Barnsley W
Swansea V Blades W
47 Points

Donny:
Donny V Palace D
Barnsley V Donny L
Donny V Leicester L
Middlesboro V Donny L
46 Points

Palace:
Donny V Palace D
Palace V Leeds L
Hull V Palace L
Palace V Forest D
44 Points

Scunny:
Cov V Scunny L
Scunny V Millwall D
Forest V Scunny L
Scunny V Pompy W
44 Points

Preston
Millwall V Preston L
Preston V Cardiff L
Ipswich V Preston L
Preston V Watford W
42 Points

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

I want to believe. If the above happens, I'll walk down Fargate in a pig shirt (the ultimate humiliation)

 

[Russ]

I want to believe. If the above happens, I'll walk down Fargate in a pig shirt (the ultimate humiliation)

Really? I'd rather go down...

 

[Paqamaq]

I want to believe. If the above happens, I'll walk down Fargate in a pig shirt (the ultimate humiliation)

And I'll walk down Fargate in a shirt made of pigs.

 

[dingledog]

There is more chance of me winning the lottery. Or McCabe revealing info to BB about the freehold or SF buying a round of drinks.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Are you kidding? Mountains, lakes, chocolate and umpah bands

Oh yes it is and there's a website to prove it.

http://www.swissboring.com/viewdoc.asp?co_id=1012

Was it their Portakabin you borrowed for the day?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Blades:
Blades V Brizzle W
Reading V Blades W
Blades V Barnsley W
Swansea V Blades W
47 Points

Donny:
Donny V Palace D
Barnsley V Donny L
Donny V Leicester L
Middlesboro V Donny L
46 Points

Palace:
Donny V Palace D
Palace V Leeds L
Hull V Palace L
Palace V Forest D
44 Points

Scunny:
Cov V Scunny L
Scunny V Millwall D
Forest V Scunny L
Scunny V Pompy W
44 Points

Preston
Millwall V Preston L
Preston V Cardiff L
Ipswich V Preston L
Preston V Watford W
42 Points

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

As if the footballing Gods would let that happen

---------- Post added at 08:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:46 AM ----------

BUT, I still hope that we are still in with a chance after the Barnsley game. they REALLY want to be the ones to send us down

 

[SwissBlade]

Oh yes it is and there's a website to prove it.

http://www.swissboring.com/viewdoc.asp?co_id=1012

Was it their Portakabin you borrowed for the day?

Brilliant! Ha ha.

No, but I stayed on Palm Island, Dubai which features in their website

 

[Slugger]

Blades:
Blades V Brizzle W
Reading V Blades W
Blades V Barnsley W
Swansea V Blades W
47 Points

Donny:
Donny V Palace D
Barnsley V Donny L
Donny V Leicester L
Middlesboro V Donny L
46 Points

Palace:
Donny V Palace D
Palace V Leeds L
Hull V Palace L
Palace V Forest D
44 Points

Scunny:
Cov V Scunny L
Scunny V Millwall D
Forest V Scunny L
Scunny V Pompy W
44 Points

Preston
Millwall V Preston L
Preston V Cardiff L
Ipswich V Preston L
Preston V Watford W
42 Points

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

No doubt the first 3 matches will pan out as above and we'll still be safe until 4.45pm on the last Saturday until a Billy Sharpe miskick bounces off Andrew Davies' arse and trickles into the net (the ball not Davies' arse) to put us down.

As long as it's not this weekend. I'm taking the 2 junior sluggers for their annual pilgrimage to BDTBL. It's hard enough for them at school defending the Blades from taunts from plastic ManU and Chelski fans without witnessing relegation as well.

 

[davidpinder]

I actually don't think 12 points would be enough anyway.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Blades:
Blades V Brizzle W
Reading V Blades W
Blades V Barnsley W
Swansea V Blades W
47 Points

Donny:
Donny V Palace D
Barnsley V Donny L
Donny V Leicester L
Middlesboro V Donny L
46 Points

Palace:
Donny V Palace D
Palace V Leeds L
Hull V Palace L
Palace V Forest D
44 Points

Scunny:
Cov V Scunny L
Scunny V Millwall D
Forest V Scunny L
Scunny V Pompy W
44 Points

Preston
Millwall V Preston L
Preston V Cardiff L
Ipswich V Preston L
Preston V Watford W
42 Points

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

What a post, it's not over yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vancouver]

Not quite, Switzerland has Mountains not big hills

And Nazi Gold.