Match Thread Newcastle United v Sheffield United - 19th May 2021

[FredZeppelin]

This would be 4 or 5 but for Rammers.

 

[SUFCinks]

Rammers again! What a lad

 

[HeySethUTB]

Maximam deserves his praise when he runs at people. But all this interpretive dance bollocks needs smashing out of him. Rammers having a stormer.

 

[Alan Roberts' Jinking Run]

Who is that co comm wanker?

 

[RWE]

Bring Brunt on for Norwood, for fucks sake. Seen enough of him lumping the ball anywhere. Never seen a player look genuinely 5 steps behind the game, looks lost.

 

[Steelcitysenior]

Just picturing these commentators sitting there in their Newcastle shirts in their season ticket seats…

I hate these feckin commentators with a passion.

 

[Alan Roberts' Jinking Run]

Pathetic half attempts at tackling st maxitwat, give the fcker something to think about

 

[BlairBlade]

What on earth are we playing at?

 

[B.Lade]

We'd make an excellent walking football team

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Do I need a new TV or all the Newcastle players wearing one laddered sock?

Perhaps Mike Ashley needs to get the tumble dryer looked at.

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

That’s nice to see, Brewster coming on for a stroll. Walk will do him good.

 

[SUFCinks]

We are painfully fucking slow, trotting around at a snails pace!

 

[10p]

I’ve no idea, but whatever it is we are playing it very slowly.

 

[FredZeppelin]

Walking football is played at a better pace than us in possession. Fucking hopeless.

 

[FriethBlade]

Pitter patter sideways shite followed by hopeful punt...pathetic United

 

[BlairBlade]

I can think of one or two others other than Osborn.

 

[Alan Roberts' Jinking Run]

See, as soon as st maxipad takes a proper challenge he's crawling around like a fanny

 

[albinonick]

Who is that co comm wanker?

Don goodman ex wba n wolves forward, he was a world beaterif you listen to him like jermain anus

 

[BlairBlade]

I’ve no idea, but whatever it is we are playing it very slowly.

And I thought I had my tv turned to slow-mo!

 

[Frank the tank]

Shame saint maxims injured the cunt

 

[Iceybabey]

Gerrim off

 

[Frank the tank]

Toss pot
Who does a no look pass looking away from the pitch
CUNT

 

[BlairBlade]

Shame saint maxims injured the cunt

Just imagine if he was bald?
Ooops! I meant like Shelvey!

 

[HeySethUTB]

Who is that co comm wanker?

Get ready.... he’s a sky sports EFL favourite.

 

[Alan Roberts' Jinking Run]

Don goodman ex wba n wolves forward, he was a world beaterif you listen to him like jermain anus

Ah, i always mistake him for hinchpig. Yeah goodman seems to hate us, fck him

 

[ucandomagic]

Another zero on target so far!

Norwood putting all his effort into pointing.

Didz leaving his contact lenses at home.

Why do I still love these guys?!!!

 

[Drunk blade]

Fucks sake has brewster even played this game before

 

[BlairBlade]

Thank fuck Newcastle can’t pass when they’re in our penalty area.

 

[JohnStreet]

In my day st maxiwank would be in row Z within 5 mins of doing that wanky riverdance then a basic no look pass.

Should be clobbering Maximum as a Minimum.

We'd make an excellent walking football team

We would. Would just have to get rid of Osborn...

 

[FriethBlade]

And that sums up Brewsters season