New Chants/Songs.....

[Kenilworth]

You decided that would be your first post on this forum?

To the tune of Ooh Stick You

Ooh Scougall and Baxter too Conor Coady

To be fair Swizzers one could postulate that it made more sense than 11,340 of yours probably did

 

[Ted Danson]

Surly we must get one going to a proclaimers tune for Scoogal?

No good at lyrics though

 

[moDtheGod]

To the tune of Ooh Stick You

Ooh Scougall and Baxter too Conor Coady

That's brilliant!

CONOR COADY!

 

[Kenilworth]

You decided that would be your first post on this forum?

Welcome along!

It works though Swizzers - you can't deny it - though it may say more about Alex's taste in music than ours - I had to google it to get the tune
- Oooh Scougal and Baxter too -- Conor Coady!
- Oooh Scougal and Baxter too -- Conor Coady!

good call Alex White although I am not quite sure 6,000 burley Blades with Ale and larger belles on the kop are going to do it the full justice

 

[Kenilworth]

Surly we must get one going to a proclaimers tune for Scoogal?

No good at lyrics though

So I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to see Stef Scougall jink and shoot to score that all important goal

 

[SwissBlade]

It works though Swizzers - you can't deny it - though it may say more about Alex's taste in music than ours - I had to google it to get the tune
- Oooh Scougal and Baxter too -- Conor Coady!
- Oooh Scougal and Baxter too -- Conor Coady!

good call Alex White although I am not quite sure 6,000 burley Blades with Ale and larger belles on the kop are going to do it the full justice

29,000 blades singing that at wembley with the dance moves led by Kenilworth

Actually it's growing on me...

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

What's really scary is knowing this shit exists

 

[Kenilworth]

Stefan Scougall ..
Yea we know he's gonna be he's gonna be the man that shites all over you
Stefan Scougall ..
Yea we know he's gonna be he's gonna be the man that pissed all over you
When I get drunk...
Yea I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be at Bramall Lane drunk next you
If he's a scorer
Yea I know I'm gonna be I'm going mental that he did that over you

So I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to see the wee man score a goal and kick your asses off the floor

 

[SwissBlade]

You need to do your own video of this Kenilworth... With your cake

 

[Kenilworth]

You need to do your own video of this Kenilworth... With your cake

Sad, so sad - and so much time on your hands ..........
Should be illegal at your age Swizzers

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Surly we must get one going to a proclaimers tune for Scougal?

No good at lyrics though

"When ye go will you send back a letter from The Premiership?
Take a look at the Blades back in Rotherham and Colchester.

Tranmere no more
Shrewsbury no more
Oldham no more
Crewe no more

I wonder my lad
Will you ever return?
To help us kick the life back into a dying mutual friend?
Do we not love her?
I know you all claim you love her
Why do we have to sell our best to prove how much it hurts?

Preston no more
Brentford no more
Swindon no more
Carsisle no more
Bradford no more
Crawley no more
Walsall no more
Notts County nooooooo moooooore!"

Too pessimistic?

 

[SwissBlade]

Sad, so sad - and so much time on your hands ..........
Should be illegal at your age Swizzers

You're saying that you can't or won't get those chants going at wembley?

 

[Kenilworth]

You're saying that you can't or won't get those chants going at wembley?

Both

 

[jockdodds]

Ever since we beat Charlton I've had the Spurs Wembley song in my head;



But with different lyrics;

Blades are on their way to Wembley
United's gone and done it again
We adore 'em
The boys from Shoreham
The boys from Bramall Lane

 

[SwissBlade]

Both

Bloody cup tart!

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Singing I'll sing if you sing so will I
Singing I'll sing if you sing so will I
singing I'll sing if you will,cuss we've got Stefan Scougall.
singing I'll sing if you sing so will I...

TRUE BLADE !!!

Singing I'll sing if you sing so will I
Singing I'll sing if you sing so will I
Singing I'll sing even higher, for Harry Maguire
singing I'll sing if you sing so will I..

TRUE BLADE !!!!!

 

[Angef1Blade]

Prince Abdul, came t' Lane, in his shiny Audi
He brought us back a manager
Nigel Clough from Derby

(Boney M's - Holi Holi- day)

 

[Hartley Hare]

My god there are some crap ideas in this thread.

You lot should try out for the Eurovision song contest, you might have a chance.

HH

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

I've always thought that Harry Maguire, sung to the tune of Hava Nagila would be a good un' but I'm not an authority on starting chants and stuff. Probably due to not going to an away match since 1993

 

[SandyMcBlade]

My god there are some crap ideas in this thread.

You lot should try out for the Eurovision song contest, you might have a chance.

HH

At least we try.......

 

[Hartley Hare]

The Eagles ......"Hotel Copthorne"

On a dark Bramall Lane, cool wind in my beard hair
Warm smell of pies and hendo rising up through the air.

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a sheikh on a bike.
My head grew heavy and might sight began to fail.
I had drunk too much ale.

Then I thought to myself, this could be heaven or this could be hell.
There were voices from the 18fifty5, I thought I heard them say......

Welcome to the hotel Copthorne
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face (with a beard).

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

So I called to the Captain. "Please make a tackle, and
decent pass"...He said ..."I haven't done that for years".

Get the Crystal Palace girls in room 101 at the Copthorne.
They are programmed to please.

You can check out anytime you like, but would never leave.

HH

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

All this creativity and all we'll get is ... yerknow ... same owd, same owd.

 

[Hartley Hare]

True

 

[Blade]

Fortunate Son

Some folks are born to wave the flag,
Ooh we're the red and white crew.
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief",
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't Chris Porter's son, son.
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no,
Yeah!

 

[forever_blade]

Always thought Maguire's name would fit well in the old Celtic song they used to chant about Paddy McCourt.

Don't sell Maguire,
Harry Maguire,
I just don't think you understand,
That if you sell Maguire,
Harry Maguire,
Your gonna have a riot on your hands

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Always thought Maguire's name would fit well in the old Celtic song they used to chant about Paddy McCourt.

Don't sell Maguire,
Harry Maguire,
I just don't think you understand,
That if you sell Maguire,
Harry Maguire,
Your gonna have a riot on your hands

Is he not at Barnsley now?

 

[boo radley]

2nd verse for Greasy Chip Butty.

We used to make Steel,
we used to dig Coal,
we're proud of our History,
we know where we're from.
We are the Bladesmen,
we're Sheffield United.
Want'a come join us
come sing our song.

Then repeat 1st.

 

[forever_blade]

Is he not at Barnsley now?

He is indeed.

From Champions League to Land of the Dingles

 

[SandyMcBlade]

OK,so who's going to write the first Sheffield United song book ?

 

[Jon Bon]

What about this for Billy Paynter?

Shit Dean Windass
You're just a shit Dean Windass
Shit Dean Windass
You're just a shit Dean Windass

Repeat to fade;

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