CONFIRMED Moose gone

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Can’t wait for the ‘View from Salernitana’…

 

[SwindonBladeJnr]

Can’t wait for the ‘View from Salernitana’…

Hopefully our Italian football correspondent, Roberto, will return to keep us up to date on Lys.

 

[espoo blade]

Surely even Mousset can complete 90 mins at Serie A pace. It's hardly the highest of tempos.

Yeah, he's mostly just been jogging side to side. Did manage a shot on target just before half time, but as he's on a yellow, wouldn't be surprised if they pulled him off at half time.

 

[espoo blade]

Can’t wait for the ‘View from Salernitana’…

 

[MK4BLADE]

He's had a shot

And gave away a penner

Fucking useless bastard

pommpey

And been taken off at HT. Injured no doubt.

 

[Greenblades]

Subbed at half time !!

 

[Greenblades]

Mousset looked lightweight

 

[MK4BLADE]

F*** me the commentator just said he looked a bit lightweight! I kid you not!

 

[SwindonBladeJnr]

F*** me the commentator just said he looked a bit lightweight! I kid you not!

Sheffield United medics fault, they over-trained him.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Whoever had half time in moose bingo please come to the stage with your winning ticket

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

I'm hoping he'd do well, have a good game and then somebody offers us £20,ooo,ooo,. before he finds the take away.....

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

F*** me the commentator just said he looked a bit lightweight! I kid you not!

Of course he looks lightweight, hasn't had a chip butty in a week! Lasagne butties just aren't the same

 

[SUFC Guy]

Doesn't his contract expire this summer?

 

[Wards]

Can you get a doner meat and chips in Italy?

 

[JimW1889]

They've already figured him out

 

[Alan Roberts' Jinking Run]

....wouldn't be surprised if they pulled him off at half time.

If that's what they do in Italy I'm over there sharpish

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

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They've already figured him out

I am puzzled. Is he playing in Portugal?

 

[Jinxy1966]

If that's what they do in Italy I'm over there sharpish

If they do that to Mousset that’ll be him out for rest of season with a twisted foreskin.

 

[Weston blade]

Happy hour at the pizza express 10- 12 so he had to leave at half time

 

[wizadry]

The keeper has saved it also saved Mousse's bacon!

Shoutbox!

I shouldnt believe everything in Shoutbox!

I think it could’ve been me who you saw write he’s saved it, SB, I was referring to Moose saving a certain goal by putting his right hand up, just for clarity.

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

Wonder if Mousse has seen The Godfather, the bit when the guy wakes up in bed, with the horses head, imagine waking up with half a Lamborghini dashboard

 

[bromtom]

Maybe he'll acclimatise but hardly an auspicious start.

Apart from playing for Mousset FC in his living room with his kids, what does he need to get motivated?

Could be one of the worst wastes of talent around, genuinely has the tools to be top end Premier League class but he's going to end up playing for a French third division team at this rate.

 

[Guesty]

Wonder if Mousse has seen The Godfather, the bit when the guy wakes up in bed, with the horses head, imagine waking up with half a Lamborghini dashboard

I suspect Mousset's taste in Gangster films begins and ends with Scarface.

 

[jim2007]

Wonder if Mousse has seen The Godfather, the bit when the guy wakes up in bed, with the horses head, imagine waking up with half a Lamborghini dashboard

I always think that Moose and his Lambo were trying to recreate the ‘not a scratch’ scene in the Wolf of Wall Street. One of the funniest bits of a film I have ever seen.

 

[Rufus Smalls]

Doesn't his contract expire this summer?

…….. with Burger King.

 

[Bladesman]

Call me crazy but I think we might not get any money back for this lad...

 

[SwissBlade]

I’m just glad that he’s managing to get a game out there.

 

[jono_t2000]

I’m just glad that he’s managing to get a game out there.

Correction... half a game

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

There’s a player in there somewhere.

There’s just also a couple of take aways.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

I don't actually think he is that unfit tbh he just doesn't have the body for professional football unfortunately because he would be playing in the prem if he did

Wilshere didn't along with many many others who are just crocks and break down whenever they play through no fault of there own

Im sure many of the people slanging moose off have a six pack like he posted and don't break out in a stitch walking the dog