I have images of Roy locked in a small dark room that he never leaves, in my imagination he wears a 93/94 3rd away kit you know the jade coloured one? Could’ve been 94/95 actually. Anyway back to my imagination. Roy wears the Jade kit in his dark room while sniggering at all the comments on forums far and wide, he now daydreams of European football so he can practice on google translate from Slovakian into English after trawling through the forum of FK Senica (my tip to be in the hat for the 2nd qualifying round of the Europa league) Roy is actually considering taking up lessons in European languages on Rosetta Stone although view from takes most of his time he’s considering ditching his long time partner to allow him an extra 30 minutes a day to study for this.
As for the blades pod behind closed doors there’s animosity as Roy isn’t a fan of that awful introduction music that reminds him of the start of a 1997 works manual handling training VHS
