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Maggots or Magnet

  • Maggots, I'm aware of the original

  • Magnet, I'm a silly-billy and picked up the later version with altered lyrics

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pommpey said:
Bloddy right too!

How can they play in pretty frocks and heels?

And who will do the ironing at home?

Tell yer ... give em an inch and they'll want ten yards

pommpey
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Frocks and heels? Sable stoles for goalposts? Marvellous. I would pay to watch that.
 

Gaini Blade said:
Frocks and heels? Sable stoles for goalposts? Marvellous. I would pay to watch that.
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I wouldn't. Bloody women playing football! Preposterous idea and I'd rather hacksaw off my bobby's hat than sit through watching that.

I'm writing a strongly worded missive to the Daily Mail as I am typing this. I won't hold back either.

Grrr. Etc.

pommpey

(in seriousness, there's a bloke in my office with EXACTLY this attitude to women's football. Fucking Saints fan an all)
 
pommpey said:
I wouldn't. Bloody women playing football! Preposterous idea and I'd rather hacksaw off my bobby's hat than sit through watching that.

I'm writing a strongly worded missive to the Daily Mail as I am typing this. I won't hold back either.

Grrr. Etc.

pommpey

(in seriousness, there's a bloke in my office with EXACTLY this attitude to women's football. Fucking Saints fan an all)
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I would've put money on it being a scummer.
 
tomtheblade said:
Option C:
Don't care either way but can we please sing it properly - slowly and in time with Denver's original, not at the pace of a hyperactive ten year old.
It's the same reason why the Icelandic thunderclap is much more powerful than regular applause.
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Can we also start singing the right amount of na na naaaas at the end?!?! Some people just go Na na na OOH but others go na na na na OOOH but as per Annie's Song it should be na na na na na naaaaa OOH!
 
Look, instead of coming to blows over whatever the words are... Why don't we all agree the club can sell the rights to the highest bidder - we can just sing the song to an advert for something... Well maybe Magners might be the biggest bidder!

If they give everyone some free Magners we might sing some other songs during the match.... (I'm as bored as the original poster)
 

Rodley said:
Written allegedly by Rotherham Blades.

The enigmatic “missing line” was finally plucked from the air by one of the aforementioned RBs as he walked his dog along a local canal and saw a mysterious old fisherman sat fishing for carp, one balmy Sunday morning. A car horn startled the old timer and he knocked his bait tray into the murky waters. Seeing the distressing scene unfolding, our erstwhile Red & White hero, approached the fisherman...

“You alright pal?”
“I would be better if I had a gallon of maggots” replied the fisherman, with his head in his hands.
“Magnet? Bit early for a beer pal” said t’owd Blade.
“I said Maggots lad, MAGGOTS” he then left, went to cash his dole cheque at Ramsdens, and robbed the offy, on the way back to his flat, where he spent the evening, smoking weed and playing on his gaystation.
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Barney said:
Bored.
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brownblade said:
Look, instead of coming to blows over whatever the words are... Why don't we all agree the club can sell the rights to the highest bidder - we can just sing the song to an advert for something... Well maybe Magners might be the biggest bidder!

If they give everyone some free Magners we might sing some other songs during the match.... (I'm as bored as the original poster)
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M’Lud, l refer you to He’s So Fine v My Sweet Lord and the resulting finding of plagiarism by the cheeky Scouser who apparently found it in a sports shop in the Bronx whilst on tour.
 
Sean Thornton said:
M’Lud, l refer you to He’s So Fine v My Sweet Lord and the resulting finding of plagiarism by the cheeky Scouser who apparently found it in a sports shop in the Bronx whilst on tour.
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Which , as plagiarism goes , doesn’t hold a candle to the Beach Boys’ note by note rip off of Chuck Berry’s masterpiece “Sweet Little Sixteen” with their “Surfin’ USA” and they got away Scot free .

And whilst I’m a fan of quite a lot of their music , don’t get me started on the outfits they wore on the promotional film for that song ........... WTF !!!????
 
Isaw Joeshaw said:
Which , as plagiarism goes , doesn’t hold a candle to the Beach Boys’ note by note rip off of Chuck Berry’s masterpiece “Sweet Little Sixteen” with their “Surfin’ USA” and they got away Scot free .

And whilst I’m a fan of quite a lot of their music , don’t get me started on the outfits they wore on the promotional film for that song ........... WTF !!!????
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The HammerInPeace Summer Collection?
 
stringjunior said:
What? WHAT? I thought you sailed the ocean blue? This is outrageous.
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I know. I am - and have been for the past six years, a reyt REMF cunt.

I design, develop and quality assure Marine Engineering training these days, based upon years of experience teaching it and being a ... um ... Marine Engineer.

pommpey
 
The people who sang maggots were singing it because that’s what they thought it was, that’s what they thought they heard as a young lad. They were wrong, it’s always been Magnet.

One for the missed heard lyrics thread.
 
How do maggots fill up your senses? (Dare I ask!!??) surely magnet makes more sense along with woodbines, snuff & a chip butty? All integral elements of a Sheffield night out?
 
YouFUMS said:
I disagree on both counts. Was always Magnet, and I remember originally you sang "Like a night out in <insert name of local area>" So some would be singing 'Woodseats', some 'Handsworth', some 'Mosborogh' etc
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What would you sing if you lived in dinno
 
MKY said:
How do maggots fill up your senses? (Dare I ask!!??) surely magnet makes more sense along with woodbines, snuff & a chip butty? All integral elements of a Sheffield night out?
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Because running your hand through even a pint of the wriggly little fuckers is a thing of joy, especially on a cold shoreline at Underbank.

A gallon will truly fill up your senses, because they fucking STINK too

Some anglers actually hold maggot(s) betwixt their lips whilst they are preparing their hook too

pommpey
 
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