Letter to McCabe

[Linz]

If you were to write a letter to Kevin McCabe, what would you want to ask him and what would you want to know?

Just interested like...

 

[matth]

Dear Mr McCabe,

Can I borrow about £180,000 please? I'd like to buy a house. I'll give it you back, honest. Go on, you're me best mate.

Cheers,

-Matt

 

[Bladesman]

Dear Kev

I am starting my own business and I am seeking investment of £850 million. I am prepared to give you a 1% stake in the business.

Hope to hear from you soon.

 

[matth]

Dear Kev,

Tha knows me and mi gert blah blah blah no ambition blah blah blah wobblegob blah blah blah its dyslexia tha knows, a special Yorkshire version blah blah blah blah quality investment blah blah ripping off the club blah blah blah base rates tha knows.

With regards,

Mr Beighton Blade

 

[RIP Niftos]

Dear Kev,

Tha knows me and mi gert blah blah blah no ambition blah blah blah wobblegob blah blah blah its dyslexia tha knows, a special Yorkshire version blah blah blah blah quality investment blah blah ripping off the club blah blah blah base rates tha knows.

With regards,

Mr Beighton Blade

Just posting it twice to make it more autehtic

 

[matth]

Should probably copy and paste it to every open topic too

 

[MAQ]

you could ask linz n foxy to make sure its linked into each new thread thats started

 

[Bladesman]

you could ask linz n foxy to make sure its linked into each new thread thats started

And make sure McCabe himself gets more than 1 copy.

 

[MAQ]

it could even be a daily update, keep the tradition and make sure the point is made

 

[Linz]

you could ask linz n foxy to make sure its linked into each new thread thats started

In short, no

I am actually considering writing to McCabe to raise some of the points people are talking about and just make him aware of some of the allegations levelled at him behind his back. It's only fair that he has his say, regardless of whether certain people choose to believe it or not.

 

[MAQ]

In short, no

I am actually considering writing to McCabe to raise some of the points people are talking about and just make him aware of some of the allegations levelled at him behind his back. It's only fair that he has his say, regardless of whether certain people choose to believe it or not.

make him an honorary member, give him the opportunity to log on and take part in the threads

 

[silverfox]

make him an honorary member, give him the opportunity to log on and take part in the threads

He could share my prawn sarnies!

 

[Linz]

make him an honorary member, give him the opportunity to log on and take part in the threads

I should imagine he's a bit busy to read through all the crap on here, but he is known for responding to letters from fans so a concise and well-structured letter should illicit a reply.

Of course, certain members of this forum, as shareholders, have other means of hearing what the chairman has to say and raising concerns. I would imagine that would be more productive than whinging on a message board, and one as unconnected to the club as this one.

 

[MAQ]

who is actually a shareholder then?

how do you become one. Can we refrain from the obvious answers please!

 

[matth]

This messageboard is unconnected to the club? No ambition.

 

[Bladesman]

In short, no

I am actually considering writing to McCabe to raise some of the points people are talking about and just make him aware of some of the allegations levelled at him behind his back. It's only fair that he has his say, regardless of whether certain people choose to believe it or not.

If you could ask him for £850mil for me that would be nice.

I don't think you need to write a letter to him as I think he would only reiterate what he has said previously regarding fans concerns.

Unfortunately I don't think he will probably give the response Beighton Blade wants to hear. "I have no ambition and I am blatantly screwing the club."

 

[Linz]

This messageboard is unconnected to the club? No ambition.

If it were, half of you would have had to have been banned by now and posts would mysteriously disappear into the ether....

 

[MAQ]

notice how we just get banned and not get sued

 

[matth]

If it were, half of you would have had to have been banned by now and posts would mysteriously disappear into the ether....

Also, it would be completely po-faced and dull.

 

[Kev Gee]

Dear Mr McCabe.

Im writing to offer my services as Manager should you decide that Mr Blackwell isnt upto the job of running an AMBITIOUS club.

Im sure i could do better. Ive taken Sheffield United into Europe on Football Manager & everything!!

 

[keenzy]

Would be a good idea too see what he says. Think linz would be the best to write it though, most grammer on here is shyte, mine included!

 

[SRBlade]

Dear Kev,

Can i have some more loyalty points, seeing as i travel hours on end but end up with less than others.

Regards MR. Strauss

 

[7UpJordan]

Hmmmm.......

"Darling fascist Bully boy,

Give me some more money, you b@st@rd. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

Neil"

 

[MAQ]

Hmmmm.......

"Darling fascist Bully boy,

Give me some more money, you b@st@rd. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

Neil"

I think you need to lay down mate!

 

[7UpJordan]

I think you need to lay down mate!

I got it from this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8LBPiuq6EMU .

 

[beightonblade]

Dear Kev,

Tha knows me and mi gert blah blah blah no ambition blah blah blah wobblegob blah blah blah its dyslexia tha knows, a special Yorkshire version blah blah blah blah quality investment blah blah ripping off the club blah blah blah base rates tha knows.

With regards,

Mr Beighton Blade

PS why do you charge so much interest on your loans to the Blades ?

 

[RIP Niftos]

PS why do you charge so much interest on your loans to the Blades ?

Oh yeah don't forget th bold type face and occasional red colours, let's not get too predictable eh?

Dear Kevin,

I note that you have a large field available in S2, which I would like to request the use of for my horses my sister's horses. Willing to pay in vast quantities of my horses my sister's horses' crap.

Love and hugs,

Mr X

 

[Sheffield-Bl4de]

Dear Mr McCabe

Alright?

Tom

 

[keenzy]

PS why do you charge so much interest on your loans to the Blades ?

Perhaps the interest is tax free. He can make united pay such high interests that would normally get taxed, which filters through as tax free money and invested back into the club?

Just an idea.

 

[TonyAgana]

Perhaps the interest is tax free. He can make united pay such high interests that would normally get taxed, which filters through as tax free money and invested back into the club?

Just an idea.

That's what I wondered. Interest paid could be reinvested thus avoiding tax? Maybe? BB should be able to tell us if that's possible.

I'd imagine though, if we're right, he won't.