Let's not go counting chickens just yet

[Sean Thornton]

What would be the pecking order of the chickken crossing the road though ?

Is that a particular chick named Ken?

 

[Sean Thornton]

It is - but it only adds a poultry amount to the overall figure.

That's an interesting nugget of information.

 

[lingsbord]

Dear Mr Pedantic Twat

It should be 'Yours sincerely'

Yours sincerely

ISC

And we have a winner!

Surely "Yours sincerely" is used when you know the full name of the recipient of the message, and in this case, where we only have the nom de plume, and we don't actually know the person involved, the correct sign-off is "Yours faithfully"

Unless of course the gentleman concerned is actually called Mr Should Coco, in which case I gracefully withdraw the above


Anyway I prefer to sign off using "Cheers Cocker!"

 

[west_yorks_blade]

That's an interesting nugget of information.

I wish I was cock sure about my facts, but I must admit - I'm winging it.

 

[I should coco]

That's an interesting nugget of information.

He's egging you on though me duck. Let's stop now before the yolk wears thin....

(Coat on)

 

[west_yorks_blade]

He's egging you on though me duck. Let's stop now before the yolk wears thin....

(Coat on)

Eggcellent banter. But shell we stop now?

 

[I should coco]

Unless of course the gentleman concerned is actually called Mr Should Coco, in which case I gracefully withdraw the above

How very dare you question my family name? The Should-Coco line has been passed down by my forefathers and we fought at Bannockburn with King John and his Merry Light Brigade.

Withdraw thine slur sir, or I shall demand satisfaction!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Surely "Yours sincerely" is used when you know the full name of the recipient of the message, and in this case, where we only have the nom de plume, and we don't actually know the person involved, the correct sign-off is "Yours faithfully"

Unless of course the gentleman concerned is actually called Mr Should Coco, in which case I gracefully withdraw the above


Anyway I prefer to sign off using "Cheers Cocker!"

You don't even have a coat to put on do you?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Eggcellent banter. But shell we stop now?

I wishbone you'd stop trying to curry favour.

 

[Sean Thornton]

This thread is now scrambled. The OP must be boiling mad.

 

[Barney]

All my chickens are well and truly counted. 8 in total. Promotion it is.

COYRAWWIIZZZAAAARRRRRDDSSS

 

[I should coco]

Is that Hillsborough?

It's a while since I've been but it certainly looks a lot brighter than I remember it.

 

[Barney]

Is that Hillsborough?

It's a while since I've been but it certainly looks a lot brighter than I remember it.

Blatantly looking for the likes there Coco me 'owd.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

 

[Blade56]

Everyone thought we had blown it before the Wimbledon game after 1 point from 9, funny how short the football brain (including mine) is!

 

[The Crab]

All my chickens are well and truly counted. 8 in total. Promotion it is.

COYRAWWIIZZZAAAARRRRRDDSSS

Are they giant chickens, or is it a small shed?

 

[Blade56]

F**k

 

[The Crab]

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F**k

Still looks more appetising than some of the offerings I saw back in the day when I'd had a skinful and it was 3am

 

[Blade56]

Still looks more appetising than some of the offerings I saw back in the day when I'd had a skinful and it was 3am

Remember those days and with a bit of luck someone would have puked a few chips up nearby

 

[The Crab]

Remember those days and with a bit of luck someone would have puked a few chips up nearby

I did, regularly

 

[Pierre's PC]

I courted a chicken once, I was a young lad from deepest stocksbridge, she was a young hen from Clancy's farm. It was one of the happiest times of my life.

Oh wait you said counting...

 

[Sean Thornton]

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F**k

Shouldn't this be in the best sandwich thread?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I courted a chicken once, I was a young lad from deepest stocksbridge, she was a young hen from Clancy's farm. It was one of the happiest times of my life.

Oh wait you said counting...

Frozen I assume?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Frozen I assume?

It always felt a few degrees colder up t'valley

 

[BushBlade]

Are they giant chickens, or is it a small shed?

 

[Snowman]

Dear Mr Pedantic Twat

It should be 'Yours sincerely'

Yours sincerely

ISC

Well that's told me!!! No more familiarity and non-formal salutation from now on.

 

[lingsbord]

You don't even have a coat to put on do you?

Outrageous. Of course I have a coat to put on, and when it's on, I shall watch it dry (or watch the Man City match whichever is least boring). Tish and pish to your coat doubtage Mr T.

The very thought!

 

[lingsbord]

How very dare you question my family name? The Should-Coco line has been passed down by my forefathers and we fought at Bannockburn with King John and his Merry Light Brigade.

Withdraw thine slur sir, or I shall demand satisfaction!

Duly withdrawn Sir, I had no idea you were of THE "Should-Cocos" and I pay tribute to your coat of arms, being 2 chevrons, 2 swords, 11 wizards and a right bullshitter on a red and white background. I defer unconditionally.

 

[Pinchy]

How very dare you question my family name? The Should-Coco line has been passed down by my forefathers and we fought at Bannockburn with King John and his Merry Light Brigade.

Withdraw thine slur sir, or I shall demand satisfaction!

 

[RammyBlade]

"Aint nobody here but us chickens "