Gone Elsewhere Leroy Fer

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They earn millions of pounds every year and because they don’t dress like they’ve been dragged backwards through primark some silly fuckers don’t want to sign them because they’re ‘big time’

Fucking hell

Fair point, but they both still look like pricks.

Those trainers!

 

[Akinbiyi]

Fair point, but they both still look like pricks.

Those trainers!

You should see what Kieron Freeman wears on a night out, if you think these are big time

 

[Stretch]

You should see what Kieron Freeman wears on a night out, if you think these are big time

Not big time, just idiots.

But then again I won't pay more than 20 quid for a pair of jeans.

In my opinion clothes exist to prevent us from walking round naked, nothing more.

 

[Ricky]

dragged backwards through primark

Oi...... that's a solid look.

 

[1889]

I too would happily be relegated rather than sign McBurnie and Fer.

At last, the voice of reason.

 

[Wesolddeano]

Not the Big CF i imagined tbh! he seemed to find the net in a very average squad last season though

 

[Boxer Blade]

So we don't want them because of how they dress? The comment about waiting for the food bank to open was brilliant though

 

[Rodley]

What we furious about now?

 

[Cheesebored]

He clearly skips leg day, which makes little sense considering every day is leg day.

Bumped into JOC at shirecliffe. He kindly offered to have his photo taken with my youngest. Couldn't believe how thin his legs were. He looks a man mountain on the pitch!

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Bumped into JOC at shirecliffe. He kindly offered to have his photo taken with my youngest. Couldn't believe how thin his legs were. He looks a man mountain on the pitch!

I saw last year in the Asda and like you was amazed by how slim looking he was looked more like a student than a footballer

 

[gaffablade]

It’s not spelling or grammar. They’re entirely different expressions. Pre-Madonna is an era. Prima Donna is the female lead in an opera, hence its extended idiomatic meaning.

Osborn. Fucking ‘Osborn’.

As you have far too much time on your hands being a keyboard kop, may i suggest getting a fucking job

 

[Pinchy]

As you have far too much time on your hands being a keyboard kop, may i suggest getting a fucking job

Good idea. English Language for beginners appeals.

I. Fucking ‘I’. Full stop. Fucking ‘.’.

 

[true99blade]

Wilder’s made it clear after some performances he doesn’t want anyone at the club thinking they’re “big time”. Don’t really see what’s big time about looking like that though. He just looks stupid.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Good idea. English Language for beginners appeals.

I. Fucking ‘I’. Full stop. Fucking ‘.’.

Are you a member of the Catholic Church pinchy?

 

[Pinchy]

Are you a member of the Catholic Church pinchy?

Interesting. Ulster Catholic on my mother’s side. Confirmed in the Anglican faith. Lapsed. Occasional visit to Wesleyan Chapel. Bit in paper.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Interesting. Ulster Catholic on my mother’s side. Confirmed in the Anglican faith. Lapsed. Occasional visit to Wesleyan Chapel. Bit in paper.

Come on Pinchy pick a team and stick to it!!

What are you a Glory seeker? (Yes I know what I said there)

 

[gaffablade]

Good idea. English Language for beginners appeals.

I. Fucking ‘I’. Full stop. Fucking ‘.’.

Blown your cover. No full stop you bell

#gizajob

 

[gaffablade]

Are you a member of the Catholic Church pinchy?

He was in the choir when he was a young lad.....

 

[bromtom]

If David Beckham time travelled forwards from the year 2000 and said "I have travelled through the fabric of existence and it led me to one inescapable truth, it is the will of the multiverse that I play for Sheffield United", would we turn him away because he dressed like a twat?

Don't think so.

This is what people dress like now. You'd see pretty similar if you went down to Dev Green, just the River Island version.

 

[Guesty]

If David Beckham time travelled forwards from the year 2000 and said "I have travelled through the fabric of existence and it led me to one inescapable truth, it is the will of the multiverse that I play for Sheffield United", would we turn him away because he dressed like a twat?

Don't think so.

This is what people dress like now. You'd see pretty similar if you went down to Dev Green, just the River Island version.

To be honest, if David Beckham, or all people, tranversed the cosmos and the space-time continuum in defiance of the laws of physics, whether he turned out on our right wing (and what he wore in his own time) would be among the least of my concerns.

 

[Andy67]

Bumped into JOC at shirecliffe. He kindly offered to have his photo taken with my youngest. Couldn't believe how thin his legs were. He looks a man mountain on the pitch!

Egan too, they eat spinach before the game!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

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FFS Are these two really who we’d aspire to sign for Sheffield United. Fer couldn’t look more ‘big time’ if he tried and McBurnie looks like he’s waiting for the fucking food bank to open? If that’s what a £17.5 million footballer looks like, then I’m seriously missing something, I’d rather we took our chances with Billy Sharp

No, that's the team we use to pull together the signings videos and soundtracks. They're just chillin' before the next big assignment

 

[Pinchy]

Blown your cover. No full stop you bell

Where is there no full stop? I fear you’ve slipped up again?

 

[Pinchy]

To be honest, if David Beckham, or all people, tranversed the cosmos and the space-time continuum in defiance of the laws of physics, whether he turned out on our right wing (and what he wore in his own time) would be among the least of my concerns.

Well, a mysterious push in the back caused a football player to throw both hands high in the air above his head...

 

[Le Cynique]

Where is there no full stop? I fear you’ve slipped up again?

Doesn't augur well eh...

 

[Swanvester]

I'd calm down about Fer too if I was you, only Feyenoord have made a suitable enough bid.

 

[Guesty]

Fer is a serial Premier League failure. So many teams fall into the trap of picking up players who performed well in relegated teams, only to get relegated themselves. Let's not fall into that trap.

Edit: He's also a dastardly cheat. He'd be better off at Bielsa's dirty Leeds.

 

[blade67]

Played golf the other week, Leeds fan in a Leeds cap overheard our conversation about Bruce leaving Wednesday and assumed we were from the dark side. Said I suppose you hate those xxxxx as well then but for them We would have been in the premiership, then went on about how unlucky they were and best team in championship etc. Etc.

I said :———- having seen your golf it appears that’s falling apart again, unlike us [ singing ) as were going on a journey to the XXXXXXX Prem, nah nah nah nah nah nah

His face dropped and stormed out of the bar.

Loved it, absolutely loved it.

The Leeds fan at work never stopped going on about how "unlucky" they were in front of goal.

Got shit and unlucky mixed up I think

 

[Niceguyeddie]

I'd calm down about Fer too if I was you, only Feyenoord have made a suitable enough bid.

He's a free agent

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Egan too, they eat spinach before the game!

Must be great getting stopped in Meadowhall and being asked to pose for a photo. I’ve been stopped in Meadowhall many times actually, but usually for shoplifting.