Lads...I think we broke him

[pommpey]

I feel sorry for Carlos, TBH. Like Wilder said, he aint a bad bloke.

It's the beating of chests and woeful wailing of the dickheaded pigfans who actually expected the result to be a resounding win and are now hurting so ... so bad because the team of unknowns from near the city centre had the audacity to rock up in their death-trap, rust bucket shithole and hand them their arses which makes I larf so much.

I wish CC the best. He is the manager of a team whose supporters are cravenly deluded at their massiveness and have, for once, had to endure a solid few days of scoffing freshly cooked humble pie.

Onwards and upwards. For us, at least.

pommpey

 

[The Crab]

£20 buys you one half of football at the theatre of rust watching the Blades hammer you

It only buys you the first half, then you go home thinking "1-2 we're right back in this".................

 

[nopigfansintown]

http://www.captiongenerator.com/703132/The-Bouncing-Day-Massacre

 

[blade too long]

I think its illegal to deface money and battering our Queen
Get him locked up hes a terrorist

 

[diode_blade]

Meeting between the Guvnor of the bank of England and it's note designer, here's what happened..exclusive, at the begining of August.

Guv: "Hey Del Boy..."

Del: "What RODNEY..."

Rod: "We need a new £20 note designing..."

DEL: "Why, whats wrong with the old paper ones..."

Rod: "You seen the championship fixture list..."

"RODNEYYYY why would I want to look at champagne lists for..."

"No Derek not champagne lists, the championship football fixtures for next season..."

"Why have Peckham flats been promoted..."

"No Del, it's the Sheffield Derby..."

"Wots horse racing got to do with anything..."

"NOoooo Del, it's a football derby between sheffield w******* Fc and Sheffield United... at Hillsborough..."

"So what Rodney, I'm not interested in Football, Look Rodney I'm trying to eat my lunch, sort out Raquels shopping list and get Trigger to go to the nags head to pick up the cheap DVD players"

"Well Derek I have it on good authority that Sheff United will thump Sheff Weds"

"I still don't see what that has got to do with me Rodney.."

"Del the Weds manager will start screwing up £20 pound notes in the days afterwards and it could be a problem if he screws too many of the paper one's up..."

"Ahhhh I see Rodney, I'll get Uncle Albert on it straight away, we'll make em out of plastic..."

"Thankyou Del.."

"That's alright Rodney, You and Casandra coming round for tea tonight?.."

"Yes Ok Del.......Oiiii Del tell Uncle Albert the £20 note printing press is not the Control room of HMS Hood..."

"Ok Rodney...ALBERRRRRRRRT get off that bloody control panel you silly old twonk..."

 

[elgoog44]

Some are suggesting big sam. No, seriously, stop laughing

it is just a gift that keeps giving...

 

[blade too long]

close up of Carlos mproving the transfer budget

 

[blade too long]

it is just a gift that keeps giving...

fonzy hasnt aged too well

 

[elgoog44]

fonzy hasnt aged too well

he has not, have to say looking thinner than he normally does, HHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY.... UP..

 

[metalblade]

Bet he can't screw a new tenner up

 

[FinchleyBlade]

I don't get any joy from his misery tbh, he seems like a really decent guy.

Wednesday fans on the other hand are a totally different matter.

 

[Dnblade]

He's losing the plot a bit...I usually wouldn't want Wendy to win a throw in,but i wouldn't mind them getting a draw at Birmingham,just to buy him enough time to fuck it up some more.

 

[metalblade]

They could always go for Harry Rednapp he would fit in well at the sty, if they are getting a bit cash strapped maybe that fat cunt Evans at Mansfield would be interested, then there is always Tango.

 

[Bellypork]

Our ex-players/managers don't mess about.

 

[Dnblade]

The interviewer should have replied with his own analogy...
Carlos look at it like this...Bouncing...Still Bouncing...Still Bouncing...Mark Duffy!..Not Bouncing anymore.

 

[The Crab]

it is just a gift that keeps giving...

Big Sam is enjoying the new Meat-ish Pie, brought to you by Crab Caterers, a division of Crab Industries. Crab Caterers are committed to reducing food waste so NOTHING goes to waste when we make our pies.

Gerrit dahn ya Sam *

*Sam's subsequent bout of explosive Diaherroea was a complete coincidence and probably nothing to do with the supply of "meat" that Big Vern sourced from his "contact".

 

[The Crab]

he has not, have to say looking thinner than he normally does, HHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY.... UP..

He looks better than Al, but then he would given that Al is quite dead.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[S1blade]

Rumour going round that Carlos the Magnificent then went on to pull 10p from behind James Shield's ear. Penn & Teller must be bricking themselves.

 

[DifferentClass]

Song for Wolves: You can stick your twenty quid up your arse...

 

[blade too long]

even owls think hes broke

 

[LoughboroBlade]

I suspect I might be in a minority of 1, but I actually felt quite sorry for him listening to that. I also think the line of questioning – started by Staton, continuing with Giddings – is disproportionate. Carvalho is clearly wanting to move on to the next game as quickly as possible (as any manager would want to had they had the same result Saturday), but has quite clearly had it in the neck from people at Hillsborough and probably wasn't expecting to have that sort of interview. I doubt had we lost 4-0 on Saturday that either Staton or Giddings would have pressed quite so hard had with Wilder.

No denying Carvalho did lose it though. You wonder whether they'll do the type of kneejerk reaction to a single result that McCabe did with Blackwell. Embarrassment for them aside (and it was, delightfully, a massive embarrassment for them) the match in itself really isn't a sackable offence. They after all lost to an excellent team.

 

[Rusty view]

Jim white (don't like him) laughing at him now

 

[cahill]

Carlos two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Don't think the lift goes all the way to the top floor

 

[cahill]

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

Move over Eric. There is a new philosopher on the block!!

He's not well

 

[Linz]

Honestly, I think the job has got Di Canio's name written all over it. They'll think it's that fan connection they've been looking for, someone who really understands the club, completely ignore his abysmal record and convince themselves it's a perfect appointment. Then he'll do what he always does and fuck it up royally.

I look forward to it.

... And also completely batshit mental.

He's the Cinderella for their slipper of rust.

 

[Pierre's PC]

He's like a shit Paul Daniels.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Honestly, I think the job has got Di Canio's name written all over it. They'll think it's that fan connection they've been looking for, someone who really understands the club, completely ignore his abysmal record and convince themselves it's a perfect appointment. Then he'll do what he always does and fuck it up royally.

I look forward to it.

Ha ha fantastic, as if I wasn't laughing enough at the £20 sketch. Di Canio - he who had a fist fight in the tunnel with Leon at Swindon after being spanked by an Adkins Southampton team.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Rhodes would score a lot for us, this team would be perfect for him

This is very true. We'd be a perfect fit for him.

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

£20 is not even enough to by a ticket to one of their reserve games. He's lost it.