Jordan.. .............F×#k Off!!

[BigBed]

So we've got folk trying to start this rumour now..... why would we want the tw@, he couldn't score in Broomhall with a months wages in his back pocket!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Henderson? Agree

 

[Eric Cartman]

Getting Rhodes for next to nowt and starting him scoring again might even be funnier than finishing above them this year

 

[mattbianco1]

So we've got folk trying to start this rumour now..... why would we want the tw@, he couldn't score in Broomhall with a months wages in his back pocket!

Jordan Rhodes is a fucking reyt player. If you can't see that just because he's had a torrid time with mis-management, you want to give your head a wobble.

 

[Grappler]

He will come good for someone, but it won't be us. Transfer fees, wages, etc.

 

[BigBed]

Jordan Rhodes is a fucking reyt player. If you can't see that just because he's had a torrid time with mis-management, you want to give your head a wobble.

Would you buy him for X million and pay him 35k pw on his current form?

 

[McGrath]

No club's going to touch him on his wages.

I suppose his choice is to take a cut and get his career back on track whilst still in his prime, or sit it out in the pigs reserves and then see if there are any takers for a striker who's barely kicked a ball for a few years.

 

[FTPE]

I'd have him.
Prefer Hooper but I'd take him to compete with Sharp no worries.
Half his current wages like, but still.

 

[mattbianco1]

Would you buy him for X million and pay him 35k pw on his current form?

Wages are the biggy. However, if he's available for sub £7m, someone is getting a bargain

 

[BigBed]

Wages are the biggy. However, if he's available for sub £7m, someone is getting a bargain

But would you sign him for us?

 

[Fulwood Blade]

every player needs a home - look at Mcnulty at Coventry.

ok, so it's 4th division, but he looks far better than that level v Notts C tonight.

UTB

 

[Ricky]

Jordan Rhodes is a fucking reyt player. If you can't see that just because he's had a torrid time with mis-management, you want to give your head a wobble.

What's he reyt good at?

 

[mattbianco1]

But would you sign him for us?

Yes.
He would be a top signing and would fit our style very well.

 

[Blade58]

Getting Rhodes for next to nowt and starting him scoring again might even be funnier than finishing above them this year

what makes you think we would get him for next to nowt?

won't happen imo

 

[Eric Cartman]

what makes you think we would get him for next to nowt?

won't happen imo

I never said we would. I’m saying it would be hilarious.

 

[Iceybabey]

every player needs a home - look at Mcnulty at Coventry.

ok, so it's 4th division, but he looks far better than that level v Notts C tonight.

UTB

Rather look at Clarke for the mighty Blades.

 

[BigBed]

I think for 6/7/8million there's far far better than Rhodes available.

 

[grafikhaus]

But would you sign him for us?

Absolutely not. Wendy have got themselves in this shit, and it's their fucking job to get them out of it. Anyway, which of our pub players (Leon 19 goals, Billy 13 goals) would make way for this Bertie Big Bollocks?

 

[Blade58]

They'd piss themselves if those pigs managed to offload him onto us, especially if they thought they'd ripped us off

Not interested in him tbh. Westwood has apparently said his goodbyes to the players. If Blackman isn't allowed to return to us, then Westwood may be be of interest.

 

[Eric Cartman]

They'd piss themselves if those pigs managed to offload him onto us, especially if they thought they'd ripped us off

Not interested in him tbh. Westwood has apparently said his goodbyes to the players. If Blackman isn't allowed to return to us, then Westwood may be be of interest.

If you can’t see he’s a fantastic goal scorer who’s lost his way there is no hope for you

 

[Eric Cartman]

I think for 6/7/8million there's far far better than Rhodes available.

He wouldn’t cost owt near that because no one would pay it

 

[Blade58]

If you can’t see he’s a fantastic goal scorer who’s lost his way there is no hope for you

I've also seen fantastic goal scorers lose their way and don't find their way back tho

As I don't have a crystal ball and he's a pig that cost £8m they can keep him

I can't think of anything worse than taking him off Wendys hands and paying a fortune for the pleasure, said player continuing his shocking goal scoring fete and bleeding the club dry at the same time

Nope, for me he can rot away at the sty and CW can take his chance on an up and coming striker for me

 

[norfolkblade]

He wouldn’t cost owt near that because no one would pay it

Someone paid £6m for Madine so as far as I'm concerned anything is possible!

 

[Slug]

Someone paid £6m for Madine so as far as I'm concerned anything is possible!

And it wouldn’t suprise me if the same manager who spent that £6m on Madine, went and spunked another £6m on Rhodes.

 

[BigBed]

£6m on one player.. .....we can only dream!!

 

[Weasel]

In different circumstances (I.e he still played for the smoggies, current wages a lot lower, he wasn't a pig etc) then maybe - he might have done a good job for us.

But life is what it is. Fuk him. Dont want the piggy fuka anywhere near the red n white stripes.

 

[norfolkblade]

And it wouldn’t suprise me if the same manager who spent that £6m on Madine, went and spunked another £6m on Rhodes.

In truth I would sooner spend that on Rhodes than Madine, at least he's had a spell of being decent and would likely recapture that form in the right team