Join the hair party....

[Robbie]

A few mates and I, have decided not to shave or cut our hair until United are in the top half of the Championship. Ala, Alan Corkesque.

I encourage you all to join our revolution, and have a ground full of hobos.

Sadly I didn't have a hair cut or a shave before we agreed this, so I'm already starting to look like Forrest Gump

WHO'S WITH ME?

 

[SwissBlade]

A few mates and I, have decided not to shave or cut our hair until United are in the top half of the Championship. Ala, Alan Corkesque.

I encourage you all to join our revolution, and have a ground full of hobos.

Sadly I didn't have a hair cut or a shave before we agreed this, so I'm already starting to look like Forrest Gump

WHO'S WITH ME?

I'd set your ambitions lower Robbie.

 

[shorehamview]

.....I encourage you all to join our revolution, and have a ground full of hobos.

Sadly I didn't have a hair cut or a shave before we agreed this, so I'm already starting to look like Forrest Gump

We'll look like bloody werewolves before United get into the top half of the division.

 

[oaklandrdblade]

Or like this!

 

[Paulus]

Wow, I'm going to be on the look out for you and your mates, if things go well it's going to be September before that happens - it could be years if things don't go so well Roving gangs of cavemen wandering around on match day will certainly be a sight for sore eyes

 

[JohnDenver]

I admire the project greatly, but when you've not got much hair-growing capacity to begin with... I ain't putting the clippers away for nobody - the mad professor look has no redeeming features.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

My mate once left his christmas tree up until March because he refused to take it down until United were out of the FA Cup.

 

[SwissBlade]

My mate once left his christmas tree up until March because he refused to take it down until United were out of the FA Cup.

I did the same this year

 

[Robbie]

I'd set your ambitions lower Robbie.

In Micky we trust

I must say, looking at the league table didn't make for good viewing on Saturday after the Coventry game.....

Even if we win our next 3 games and everyone loses, we would still be in the bottom half (Hulls GD is -1 and our is -16 and we are 9 points behind). Which takes us to minimum 12th Feb (the 4th game of the winning streak )

 

[SwissBlade]

In Micky we trust

I must say, looking at the league table didn't make for good viewing on Saturday after the Coventry game.....

Even if we win our next 3 games and everyone loses, we would still be in the bottom half (Hulls GD is -1 and our is -16 and we are 9 points behind). Which takes us to minimum 12th Feb (the 4th game of the winning streak )

I should have more faith, I back Micky to get the results, I just don't think we'll go on a long unbeaten streak just yet.

 

[Robbie]

I should have more faith, I back Micky to get the results, I just don't think we'll go on a long unbeaten streak just yet.

I know pal, and my hair is already getting out of hand. But I won't back down.

All we need is a win in the new season (provided we stay up) and I'll be sorted.... August can't come soon enough

 

[SwissBlade]

All we need is a win in the new season (provided we stay up) and I'll be sorted.... August can't come soon enough

In Micky we trust eh?

 

[Jehovah]

I will not wash my balls until united are back in the prem.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I'd set your ambitions lower Robbie.

In the, ahem, pubic area then...

 

[bricktop]

I tell you what. I'm not going to cut my hair until i decide to go to the hairdressers, mind you i'm not gonna shave until i decide to. Currently got 3 weeks beard growth!

 

[SwissBlade]

Stick at least another week and a half on your wait before going to the Barbers Robbie, top half looks a long way off just now.

 

[Stafford Blade]

A few mates and I, have decided not to shave or cut our hair until United are in the top half of the Championship. Ala, Alan Corkesque.

I encourage you all to join our revolution, and have a ground full of hobos.

Sadly I didn't have a hair cut or a shave before we agreed this, so I'm already starting to look like Forrest Gump

WHO'S WITH ME?

at least you'll look like jesus at easter this year ( and probably next )

 

[Robbie]

Stick at least another week and a half on your wait before going to the Barbers Robbie, top half looks a long way off just now.

I can't even use hair products to 'style' (not that I normally have a style ) my hair at the moment as it is far too long.

I'm starting to look a bit like moses. I just need some robes.

 

[SwissBlade]

So hows it getting on Robbie? Have you resisted the short back and sides?

 

[Kopped]

It's started off as we can't shave or cut until we get a win, who changed it to the top half of the Championship?

This thing is going my head in!!! I'm actually praying for a win now

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

I had a snip 2 days before the Swansea game. It's been a ball-ache ever since.

 

[SwissBlade]

I had a snip 2 days before the Swansea game. It's been a ball-ache ever since.

THE snip? I'm not surprised!

 

[Chris Webster]

As a lad with long hair already this is pretty easy. A Preston fan shoulder barged me before the game this season for having long hair and told me to "get a fucking hair cut" so you'll have stuff like that to look forward to.
UTB

 

[Robbie]

So hows it getting on Robbie? Have you resisted the short back and sides?

Well.......... I'd love to say it is still going.
But I thought my long locks were actually being a hinderance for United so had it cut a week and a couple of weeks ago.
Turns out, United are just shit and no matter how long my hair is, it won't make a difference.

I was the last one of the lads to do my hair and 'beard' off, and to be honest, because nobody carried on with our promise, I thought - why should I?

Also, our aim was top half of the Championship (something I was confident of after new years day), we can safely say I'd be looking like Forrest Gump if Id have kept to that.