Jesus Christ.

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I think he'd be underwhelmed at Bramall Lane - He's used to catering to the masses and there's only one club who can guarantee 5000 (QPR away)...

 

[Jinxy1966]

I reckon this signing’s nailed on

 

[Brownieblade]

Would be great for handballs and VAR, hand of god ref

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Saw the heading and thought it would be about Brian Deane

 

[Trafford]

Superstar….

 

[Davalon]

Jesus Saves!!!
and Woodward scores on the rebound.

Thought it was St John

 

[Barney Rubble]

I get really pissed off when our supporters keep coming up with suggestions for players way in excess of our budget.
It would take a miracle for this transfer to happen.

 

[Davalon]

Seems a Terry Henfleet story this

 

[robbiez666]

Looking forward to him turning water into wine during halftime.

 

[SwissBlade]

Looking forward to him turning water into wine during halftime.

More likely to turn this forum into Whining if he doesn't bag a hattrick in the first half.

 

[robbiez666]

More likely to turn this forum into Whining if he doesn't bag a hattrick in the first half.

He'll be whining when he sees how slowly Compass are serving it.

 

[Old Programme seller]

We’re going to need Devine intervention

 

[Brian Deane]

If we pull this signing off, it will be of biblical proportions.......gets coat ....

 

[Chimpan-A]

Be good for his post match comments at least.

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone to get past Anel, Egan and Robbo”
“Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day.”. Which is essentially “we are just taking each game as it comes”.