James Wallace

[ThatJa]

Will he be the worst signing this summer? Seems to be injured more times than not. Disappointed as he was supposed to be a real talent, but injuries dash that.

 

[Grecian2000]

Will he be the worst signing this summer?

I don't know.

What are "the voices" telling you?

 

[Esablade]

Not sure he's that far off is he?
Is it the same injury???

 

[Pierre's PC]

fucks sake

 

[Rossb123]

His injury proneness is a worry but I'd like to think the Blades medical staff can cure a groin problem. Once he is fit again his talent is there for everyone to see, give him time he will come good.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

As long as he doesn't turn into John Ebrell Mk II he'll be fine.

 

[wizadry]

As long as he doesn't turn into John Ebrell Mk II he'll be fine.

Yes iv'e mentioned that a few times SEB,the only difference is Ebrell was 1.2 million and Wallace was next to nothing.

 

[Going up]

It's a long season. Hence the need for a strong squad. No need to rush things, come back 100% is more important. If fit, he will be a major force in the team..

 

[alcoblade]

I suppose I could check on the main site next year, but is he injured now then?

UTB

 

[Jon Bon]

I suppose I could check on the main site next year, but is he injured now then?

Nice impersonation of Jimmy Savile there Alco.

 

[Greeny96]

I think that if fully fit and in the right team, Wallace could be one of the best midfielders in league 1 but looks like we will have to manage with Doyle for a little bit

 

[alcoblade]

Nice impersonation of Jimmy Savile there Alco.

I'm being thick, as usual, but you're going to have to explain!

And for clarity, I don't want to stick my cock up his arse...

UTB

 

[Jon Bon]

I'm being thick, as usual, but you're going to have to explain!


UTB

Dunt matter..

 

[alcoblade]

Dunt matter..

Tease!!!!

 

[Jon Bon]

I suppose I could check on the main site next year, but is he injured now then?

UTB

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Will he be the worst signing in our history? Seems he's so injury prone, he was out for three weeks after picking up a strain when signing his contract. Disappointed as he was supposed to be a world beater, but injuries dash that. If he was a horse, he'd have been shot etc, etc

Fixed it for you.

 

[AlexHD]

Common sense says he needs his own fitness plan and wrapping in cotton wool

I believe this guy has talent

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

The OP is bang on the money, and the night before the season starts is the perfect time to raise it.
We've brought another crock and he's clearly going to be a flop.
Why do our medical snot check for legs made of lollysticks? As a bare minimum out medical staff could check their legs for jokes.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

The OP is bang on the money, and the night before the season starts is the perfect time to raise it.
We've brought another crock and he's clearly going to be a flop.
Why do our medical snot check for legs made of lollysticks? As a bare minimum out medical staff could check their legs for jokes.

It's clearly come about because none of our medical staff, like the playing staff, are paid. We could have spent big on getting a thorough medical with various tests, but instead cheap cheap United got a volunteer medical student in, arming him with just a stethoscope and a couple of leeches.

 

[Guesty]

Looks like he might have another week to get fit for the first league match...

 

[Jon Bon]

Why do our medical snot check for legs made of lollysticks? As a bare minimum out medical staff could check their legs for jokes.

Snot Checks are for runny noses I would assume, not for lollystick legs.

 

[IOM Blade]

I do have my worries about Wallace. Clough said it's the same groin injury he had from the end last season and he's hobbled off the pitch in the two games he featured in preseason. I reckon he'll need an op to sort it. Did my groin about seven years ago and it still gives me gyp.