It's 7.45pm - Saturday 20 February .......

[Blackheath Blade]

…. and you've been asked to give the team talk to the Blades players before they go out to face Fulham. What would you say to them?

 

[jono_t2000]

Break a leg... Our Irish lads may take it literally tho

 

[The Crab]

If you don't fucking win, Lys is driving the coach back...............

 

[FMBlade1]

 

[FMBlade1]

 

[FMBlade1]

 

[S40BLADE]

Play some football ya fucking dossers.

 

[mattbianco1]

…. and you've been asked to give the team talk to the Blades players before they go out to face Fulham. What would you say to them?

8pm KO? God sake, have we got the graveyard shift again

 

[Cheesebored]

It's crackerjack?

 

[Geordie Blade]

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes... When I click my fingers, the year will be 2019.

 

[Bladesince59]

"Remember lads, I have you down for a first inside 5 minutes and 3 nil at FT"

 

[Large Mendonca]

"Fucking pull your finger out you set of lily-livered lightweights".

Either that, or i'd stick quotes up all over the dressing team wall of everyone writing us off and saying we're crap.

To be honest, I don't think either will work. A comfortable 2 or 3-0 win for Fulham.

 

[FMBlade1]

This is what I would say at 8.45 pm on Saturday 20th February

 

[coolasanidiot]

I'd say make a good start but remember what we've told you

Rammers- No silly diving
Lowe- Stop smiling- its not funny
Bogle- Come back at some point
Bash- Bend your legs
Amps- Try not to duck when you jump
Lunny- Try to look interested
Fleck- Remember when you were good
Norwood- Take a good look at our colours
Goldy- do what you want
McBurnie- Pull your socks up and try at least look like an actual footballer
Burke- Slow yourself down lad

and above all WIN

 

[The Crab]

This is what I would say at 8.45 pm on Saturday 20th February

Fucks sake, don't tell Lys to "bring his fackin dinner".............................

 

[Gavlar]

All of you are playing for your place in the team and your next contract. Anyone of the fans would trade places with you to play for this club. Show them how much it means to you.

 

[The Crab]

Fucks sake, don't tell Lys to "bring his fackin dinner".............................

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Come on lads,bit of effort, I'm missing Casualty for this !!

 

[FMBlade1]

FT 22.00 pm Saturday 20th February 2021




YES! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza.

 

[bypassblade]

I'd say win tonight we can give ourselves a chance of escape, lose and you're fucking walking home.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

You’ve got to admire Fulham. They saw a way out of this shit....and have done something about it. Was hoping we might get inspired by Fulham’s upturn...But sadly we simply ain’t good enough.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I'd say make a good start but remember what we've told you

Rammers- No silly diving
Lowe- Stop smiling- its not funny
Bogle- Come back at some point
Bash- Bend your legs
Amps- Try not to duck when you jump
Lunny- Try to look interested
Fleck- Remember when you were good
Norwood- Take a good look at our colours
Goldy- do what you want
McBurnie- Pull your socks up and try at least look like an actual footballer
Burke- Slow yourself down lad

and above all WIN

I thought i was the only one who noticed Lowe has a permanent smile,like he has had a dose of crack before he came out.

 

[Kev Gee]

"I AM UTRED SON OF UTRED OF BEBENBURHHHHHH"

 

[Argentinemanager]

8pm KO? God sake, have we got the graveyard shift again

Not a very motivating speech

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

"We're better than the Mexicans"

 

[Varkanoid]

Think I`ll be watching Saturday Night Takeaway.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Right lads, sit down, shut up,

So theres this gang of ducks, they fly in a formation kind of like a loose triangle shape thing, something to do with aerodynamics, its not important. BASHAM pay attention! These ducks are really shit at football, i dont want you to be like these ducks, wait were they swans, i cant remember.

Any questions?

Great, get to it!

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

"Tea's in the microwave, do what you want.

Yes, I'm fine, leave it"

 

[benn5712]

Kick off in15 minutes, I know how important it is to get a result tonight but think about this. We'll be back to 3 o'clock satdehs soon. Crack on!

 

[The Crab]

Norwood, raise your game or you're getting pulled off at half time................