It's 7.45pm - Saturday 20 February .......

[Balham]

Just once, lads, try not to play like you're a group of ringers on Graves Park eh?

Norwood, raise your game or you're getting pulled off at half time................

Horses for courses Crabby lad. Not sure he's your type though. Unless you meant...

Norwood, raise your game and The Crab will pull you off at half time................

 

[DaleHillBlade]

Right Lads, have you read what them wankers on S2 4SU have been writing about us? Eh? Well by full time this evening they will be choking on their “My fucking Take” when Agent-McPub lands a few proper comments in there!

 

[The Crab]

Right lads, me and Knilly have heard they are short of pies so we're gonna get on before they run out. pommpey have a word...............

 

[MobileBlade]

This is what I would say at 8.45 pm on Saturday 20th February

Do you think he had a problem with a couple of the players in that changing room? I think so. Can't quite put my finger on it though.

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Short and to the point

 

[BladeTillIDie]

If you don't fucking win, Lys is driving the coach back...............

 

[Drunk blade]

They're a very very very good team with lots of quality. Everyone behind the ball lump it up to mcburnie and let's see what happens.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

"Let me tell you about the wisdom of geese.."

 

[Big Hitter]

Right,
Let the Ball do the work.
Football is a simple game...................................( Should suit us then thinks Ollie.)
Lets give 100% effort out there.
Play the game we went over in er.......Training

(Al , got any more cliches.?)

 

[Distant Blade 56]

Brewster, your job is to put the round bouncy object in the crocheted bag behind the white posts as often as you can but not the ones the the lad in the different coloured shirt is wearing over there. Fleck and Lundstram, you have to try and pass it to one of the boys wearing the same colour shirt as you. You six at the back, safety first, they can't score if the round thing is in row ZZ.
Norwood, where are you going, you're not even on the team sheet you useless waste of a salary.
Now go and score one more than them and win.

 

[Jon P]

I'd say make a good start but remember what we've told you

Rammers- No silly diving
Lowe- Stop smiling- its not funny
Bogle- Come back at some point
Bash- Bend your legs
Amps- Try not to duck when you jump
Lunny- Try to look interested
Fleck- Remember when you were good
Norwood- Take a good look at our colours
Goldy- do what you want
McBurnie- Pull your socks up and try at least look like an actual footballer
Burke- Slow yourself down lad

and above all WIN

Lowe proper made me laugh, thanks

 

[jono_t2000]

Norwood, raise your game or you're getting pulled off at half time................

Norwood how did you sneak into the dressing room. Get outta here!

 

[Davalon]

"Wardy, where's the gaffer?
"Him and Knilly have taken some cans on a pedalo down the Thames. Silent and Robbo in charge today."

"Right lads. Whatever happens today, it's not your fault. Injuries have fucked us over and no-one can expect you to perform with some of those cunts on S2. Just do a bit of running around and we'll blame the ref, VAR, Tevez and our shite fans."

 

[metalblade]

I'd tell em don't pass to Norwood

 

[Rufus Smalls]

"We're better than the Mexicans"

I'm in that Video !!

 

[Dalelane01]

Keep the ball as far away from norwood as you can.

 

[There's Always Tomorrow]

We are really short of numbers lads and desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Egan, you're starting, slip this on, I found it in the corner of Derek Dooley's old office

Also lads, has anyone seen Jack Robinson, if you do, tell him he has won the annual SUFC hide and seek competition, he can come out now.

 

[FatPaul]

I thought i was the only one who noticed Lowe has a permanent smile,like he has had a dose of crack before he came out.

He looks like an alien from Mars attacks movie

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

You’ve got to admire Fulham. They saw a way out of this shit....and have done something about it. Was hoping we might get inspired by Fulham’s upturn...But sadly we simply ain’t good enough.

Bit defeatist, I’d probably save that one until after the match

 

[Varkanoid]

"Do you like cheese ?"

 

[Gimli]

I'm in that Video !!

You really picked up your form at the end Smallsy! (Spoiler)

 

[BettingBlade]

“Assertive”

‘Get out there and do it for the fans’

 

[jono_t2000]

“Assertive”

‘Get out there and do it for the fans’

Norwood,Stevens and Mcburnie reacted poorly to your comment

 

[BettingBlade]

Norwood,Stevens and Mcburnie reacted poorly to your comment

individual instruction to McBurnie

“You can be the difference today”

Seemed confused

 

[BlairBlade]

Give the ball to Didzy so he can set up Moose, Brewster or Burke.
Otherwise, get down the wings and put the ball in the box at every opportunity.
Don’t pass the ball backwards and as Lunny’s not even on the bench, just remember, don’t pass backwards.
Also, I’ve stopped been a mardy bastard and named a full bench.
Let’s get above West Brom at least!

 

[Torrix1889]

"Lets try reverse tactics lads....so far this season you have been doing exactly what I have told you to do....I know, I know, you have been baffled at some of my instructions but that's in the past......tonight I want you to go out and do exactly the opposite of what I tell you to do"

 

[originaltrueblade]

I would say Ollie my old mate Norwood you won’t be playing today I have a game for you lined up with the under 16’s. If this doesn’t work a ball attached to elastic will be introduced into tour training

 

[SB_90]

that we are good enough in the premier league as on monday we are creating loads of chances, more than burnley or fulham on wednesday, more than wolves when they beat southampton & fulham beating everton. but the major difference you have to put it in the net, you dont get let off in premier league. if you dont punish them, they will almost certainly punish you

PS: norwood if i see you in the defensive half & worse in defensive half making a tackle. im fining you £500

 

[blade too long]

 

[wizadry]

“Lundstram, you’re captain tonight my little spunk bucket. I’ve got £100 on you to do 60 passes or more backwards and keep your possession stats above 90%, I love you John. Don’t bother signing the contract either, let’s keep them fuckers on S2 seething that you’re still here and picked every game regardless of how shite you are”

“Bogle, stick in your position, you dare take any players on and I’ll bring furious on.”

“Bash, play your best game ever, look like the only one driving forward and the fittest player on the pitch after 70 minutes and then I’ll bring you off at this point, there’s a good lad”

“I’ve had us to lose HT/FT aswell lads, just you remember that.”

“McBurnie, I know you can barely play up top with the turgid hoof ball I play to you so when I bring you on I’m going to play you in midfield so you don’t have to touch the ball at all, this way you have no way of losing the ball.”