It wouldn't surprise me if.....

[Old Programme seller]

Cannon and Brewster score twice in the same match.

Come on now that’s a bit far fetched

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Connor Sammon signs for the Pigs , Chansiri has a plan .

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Fans will be complaining this summer about the lack of signings, the amount of sales, the lack of a lot release, then the design of the kit when released, and then finally the price of the kit.

Aye
Surprised?
I’d be dumbfounded!
You’re (idiotically) implying that folk will be content with the kit manufacturer, availability (late), sizings, manufacturing quality, badge location (if attached)……..

 

[Brian Deane]

One signs for a big club

Which One ? There's plenty at the club that could go

 

[ben1987]

Connor Sammon signs for the Pigs , Chansiri has a plan .

Stick him in a tin to save the club?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Which One ? There's plenty at the club that could go

He's talking about oneself, he's posh don't ya know!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I walk out of the shower to find that it's March, we're still top of the league and the last 2 months have all been a bad dream.

That will give me just enough time to show Pam my best kept secret, Bobby!

 

[loyalblade95]

Peck, Anel and Oné all leave on permanent fees, but both Souza and Hamer stay.

 

[Guesty]

Stick him in a tin to save the club?

Stick him in a tin to save the club
Stick him in a tin to save the club
Ear-lie in the morning

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

I walk out of the shower to find that it's March, we're still top of the league and the last 2 months have all been a bad dream.

And I'd be even less surprised if the exact same thing didn't happen to our season all over again.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

...Sunderland got battered every week

 

[Carlton Blade]

Wednesday get relegated with a record low points total, but take 4 points from United

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Jeff Cacares starts the first game of the season and has an absolute stinker. Post-match, Wilder is recorded making unguarded remarks about him being "not my fucking signing but Steve told me just play him to shut 'em up" and is relieved of his duties within 24 hours. An unrecognisable Blades side finishes midtable.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

How do you manage to fall asleep in shower?

Bobby Ewing could answer that

 

[reedy63]

The blades announce the commencement of development of the Kop.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Peck, Hamer, Anel, Souza all leave. With added disappointment at someone like Cooper, Burrows also leaving.

 

[elgoog44]

we will be on top till Christmas and we will have an injury that will not get replaced, yep you heard it here first mirror season, same as last year! (I hope Not in all Reality!)

Plus Big Chan will start and only Fans to fund the scum!

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Tom Cannon top scorer next season, hat trick v Pigs and everyone on here saying they ‘always knew he’d come good’.

 

[Bell4]

Nick Jansky & Frank were brothers - and B56 was their dad

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Pre season fixtures will be uninspiring shit round Yorkshire and Humberside.

...and so it was.

 

[Rudders]

...and so it was.

Uninspiring choices and weak opposition!
The home game against Inter seems like a lifetime ago and some sort of weird cheese dream.
Anyhow its good to know when these fixtures are so we can sign players afterwards and then moan about them not having had a good pre-season

 

[Blade56]

Nick Jansky & Frank were brothers - and B56 was their dad

I believe there might be a few rouge B56’s out there

 

[robbiez666]

Wednesday get relegated with a record low points total, but take 4 points from United

Which consigns is to the playoffs and we lose to 10-man Wrexham 4:3 in the final after being 3:0 up at half time. Ryan Reynolds scores their winner with the last kick of the game. Wilder punches Spiderman but gets sparked out by Thor.

 

[Blade56]

See Wilders still involved.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

The useless students in the concourse manage to serve more than 5 customers at half time.

 

[Torrix1889]

See Wilders still involved.

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Yep, not too far away from home and an Offie on every street for the Peroni on the way back.....

 

[Bookers Mullet]

Wilder stays and the video screen plays reruns of antiques roadshow because it's far more exciting than the football on show

 

[jt64]

Club forgot one of the pre season friendlies it arranged, and announces Barnsley away next week

 

[skegblade]

Straight swap hamer for bamford him and CW get on well

 

[Sean Thornton]

The useless students in the concourse manage to serve more than 5 customers at half time.

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Tbf maybe the useless twats at Compass could train them better. Like they do the “managers” who are generally faster than rats up a drainpipe to disappear when issues arise.