It wouldn't surprise me if.....

[Keen Blade]

The Kop bogs still stink.

Yeh , get the feckin roof off and give em some fresh air like the good old days.
Then they can be part of the stadium tour - history section

 

[BarcaBlade]

...and so it was.

Blimey. Just assumed that was a fake news mock up. Exciting stuff.

 

[Keen Blade]

How do you manage to fall asleep in shower?

Don't turn it on.
Go in to knock one out in private.
Fall asleep.
Easy done mate

 

[georgebernardshaw]

We sign 4 players that nobody’s fucking heard of, but have been identified by Nicolaus_Copernicus

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

We sign 4 players that nobody’s fucking heard of, but have been identified by Nicolaus_Copernicus

I would then fall silent, retire from this board & die a happy Blade. My work here would be done.

 

[Bladesman]

I would then fall silent, retire from this board & die a happy Blade. My work here would be done.

I told you asking Akinbiyi, Porter, Henderson and Leigertwood to come out of retirement is not going to work.

 

[Keen Blade]

And another bloke who I don’t know, have never heard of and who may have wealth according to the old interweb, but it may well be asset wealth as opposed to liquid wealth…. Joins the board at the club.

It wouldn't surprise me if we didn't improve our strike force.

We've got a cannon on the field of battle that won't fire.
Send for Major Sharp to fetch Paddy to Gerrit working.
Get the spike out of its touch hole and the bung out of its muzzle.
If that doesn't work , melt it down and pour it into fake gold bars to get our money back.
But FFS , do something either with or to it.

 

[Keen Blade]

I'm going for an uncharacteristic bit of optimism:

The team functions better once Hamer is sold.

Yes , the only way to stop Wilder putting square pegs into round holes is to take the square pegs off the silly fecker

 

[Jon Bon II]

How do you manage to fall asleep in shower?

For me, that's easy-peasy.

 

[Zero dark thirty]

Hamer
Peck
Anel to leave

All described as "great bits of business"

5 or 6 average signings 1 of whom played for us before 3 or 4 of these will " go to the wire" and will "just need a pre season" when they don't hit ground running.

Donkey Moore and Jonny Long throw will start first game as Wilder wants his culture carriers to lead.

Pre season fixtures will be uninspiring shit round Yorkshire and Humberside.

Wilder will still be here as "he gets it"

Kit? ours will be one of last on sale to fans as ever.

What about Cooper. Everton apparently interested.

 

[Stretch]

When we concede a goal, a large number of posters in Shoutbox decide to take a more philosophical and measured view of things, rather than descend into a suicidal death spiral within 5 seconds.

 

[XH536]

Wednesday get relegated with a record low points total, but take 4 points from United

...................leaving United to miss out on play off place by goal 'thingy', what ever they call it these days.