Incident on Kop, Wolves match. Is there a police enquiry?

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Must be awkward to answer a phone with a broken Thumb

People my age don’t use our thumbs on the phone

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Hello All, this is Marina Maurice, Maurices wife. Him and the police just left after an interesting chat that I don't think ended well. I left them all in the living room while I went in the kitchen to get coffee and donuts. When I came back, the nice policemen were playing Twister with my Maurice, who sadly isn't as lithe as he used to be so they helped him up with some metal wrist supports that did the trick. Maurice didn't take losing at Twister very well though as he was swearing a lot, I mean a LOT and between us all, I don't think him and the police were getting on well when they left.

He's in a room at the police station now with a really big chap named Jadarian, my he's big and has a lot of tattoos but he looks friendly enough and was smiling and licking his lips at my Maurice when I left so I think they'll be friends.

Apparently I need to find $50,000 bail so HodgysBrokentThumb if you can send me your bank details, sort code, account number and all that I can free the Walla Walla One who was only trying to help a friend. Thank you in advance.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Ask predators sister

 

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Got a call from a guy in Nigeria last week, a guy said he offered a service where he can protect me from being scammed. Gave him my bank details, but not heard back from him yet. Don’t think he was lying - he certainly sounded Nigerian.

"Hello my name is Dozy".........

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Just missed a call supposedly from South Yorkshire Police, asking if I witnessed an incident on the Kop v Wolves. The message left was from a mobile phone. Does anyone know if this is a genuine enquiry, or a scam? I am increasingly reluctant to return calls to numbers I don’t recognise or can’t verify. No replies from scammers, please

Call SYP switchboard, if it’s genuine they will be able to put you in touch with the correct officer for the case.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Hello All, this is Marina Maurice, Maurices wife. Him and the police just left after an interesting chat that I don't think ended well. I left them all in the living room while I went in the kitchen to get coffee and donuts. When I came back, the nice policemen were playing Twister with my Maurice, who sadly isn't as lithe as he used to be so they helped him up with some metal wrist supports that did the trick. Maurice didn't take losing at Twister very well though as he was swearing a lot, I mean a LOT and between us all, I don't think him and the police were getting on well when they left.

He's in a room at the police station now with a really big chap named Jadarian, my he's big and has a lot of tattoos but he looks friendly enough and was smiling and licking his lips at my Maurice when I left so I think they'll be friends.

Apparently I need to find $50,000 bail so HodgysBrokentThumb if you can send me your bank details, sort code, account number and all that I can free the Walla Walla One who was only trying to help a friend. Thank you in advance.

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I didn't realise Ade Edmondson was a blade?!

 

[JustLookin]

"Hello my name is Dozy".........

Called you as well, has he?

 

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Yes, said he was wanting to buy a soccer club. He'd missed out first time around but was determined to buy it soon.

 

[Kenilworth]

Someone must have seen the highlights and reported wilder for crimes against football.

I was stood on the kop but didn’t see anything. To be fair most of us were nearly asleep.

 

[Kenilworth]

Just missed a call supposedly from South Yorkshire Police, asking if I witnessed an incident on the Kop v Wolves. The message left was from a mobile phone. Does anyone know if this is a genuine enquiry, or a scam? I am increasingly reluctant to return calls to numbers I don’t recognise or can’t verify. No replies from scammers, please

That bloke with the mask. He stole it at the end. Report that bastard.

 

[71Blade]

The police have everyone's numbers

I blame them Russians

 

[Sean Thornton]

OK, I just called 999 and spoke to someone who was really offhand but I think I got somewhere. She asked which service I required and I told her I think it's the rozzers because that's who called my message board chum. She asked what the nature of the emergency was...and then got all stroppy, accusing me of wasting their time. I told her that I thought she was wasting MY time as they were the ones who called you in the first place.

Anyhow, we had some back and forth for another 20 minutes and although she still sounded really angry, she is sending a police car to my house so I'll let you know how I get on

Tell them you’re sovereign citizen and get a couple of tragic unemployed virgins/incels/firstamendmentauditors to film it.

Otherwise it’s obviously a scam.

 

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I blame them Russians

Sting on his own

 

[JPBrods]

The fact that the average scam call is no longer I am a mysterious prince with £10m I need to safely deposit and is now ‘do you want a part time job earning £250 a day’ tells you how much the economy is on its arse.

 

[brownblade]

Just missed a call supposedly from South Yorkshire Police, asking if I witnessed an incident on the Kop v Wolves. The message left was from a mobile phone. Does anyone know if this is a genuine enquiry, or a scam? I am increasingly reluctant to return calls to numbers I don’t recognise or can’t verify. No replies from scammers, please

Just like any missed call supposedly from banks etc, if you have any suspicion, carefully Google (or phone book!?) a trustworthy phone number for that company/organisation.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I blame them Russians

Thank You Comrade....

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Who are they?

 

[Rhyll Grease]

It’s a scam. He only communicates via a message in a bottle.

Its true - I got one recently, but a year had passed since he wrote my note......

 

[Spot the Vas]

I know.
Out of the blue last year I got a call from Sting.

What's even more strange about that is that he could have just spoken to you as all he said was "Don't stand so close to me!" Which I thought was a bit harsh as I saw that you were Driven to tears.

 

[djbaldken]

I know.
Out of the blue last year I got a call from sting

He does watch every move you make.


I'll get mi coat.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Its true - I got one recently, but a year had passed since he wrote my note......

Did it say Be my girl Sally?

 

[Half Bond Jls]

Yes, said he was wanting to buy a soccer club. He'd missed out first time around but was determined to buy it soon.

I've just won a bid on ebay to buy a Mickey Mouse outfit. Trust me not reading the description. Im now the new owner of Sheffield Wednesday

 

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Did it say Be my girl Sally?

He told her the bed's too big without you.

 

[Gimli]

Its true - I got one recently, but a year had passed since he wrote my note......

And now you’re feeling So Lonely…

 

[Barstoneworth Ottershaw]

And now you’re feeling So Lonely…

What was that? He's feeling Sue Lawley you say?