In an ideal world...

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We'd be winning every game, and be signing all the QUALITY players we wanted.

Our ideal line-up would be as follows.


A big fat octopus. (It worked for Wendy with Pressman.)

Sun Jihai. Kilgannon. Morgan/Ehiogu. Naysmith.

Ronaldo. (Not the fat one.) "Our Gert". R2D2. Lenin. (Very left wing.)​


Beattie. Berbatov.​

Now, assuming that there might be a few of those who we can't get, like Lenin because he's dead, and Berbatov because he's chosen the wrong United, then I don't really see what other options we have got left.

In an ideal world we'd be able to shake the QUALITY midfielder tree and just catch whoever fell down first, but I am led to believe that isn't how it works. Perhaps our manager might just have an idea of what he's doing, and have a plan for signing any new players before the transfer window closes. Although I am now of course writing for The Times Kevin Blackwell has chosen not to keep me informed of his every decision, preferring the "wait and see" tactic so familiar to us all.

If we do sign any more players then of course we will be able to scrutinize every tiny aspect of their play, and if we don't then we will be able to bang on about who we should have or could have signed, with little or no regard for how the real world works. No doubt the rumour mill will be working full-time from now until the window is closed, with a multitude of names being proposed, and all manner of horse-trading being discussed.

We'll just have to wait and see. But I can confidently predict that any real world signing might not be enough to satisfy some people.
 

No defence would be solid without mussolini in it, you really do need to give it further thought.
 
Right then, clever buggers. The ultimate fantasy XI.

GK. Jesus. He saves.

RB. Herr Flick. Not very mobile, but intimidating on the right.
FB. Mussolini. Solid.
FB. Bobby Moore. Dead good. And dead.
LB. Mao Tse Tung.

RW. Hitler. The Right Winger.
MF. R2D2. The engine.
MF. Leonardo da Vinci. Creative.
LW. Lenin.

CF. Casanova. Always scoring.
CF. Count Dracula. Always on the end of a cross.

Subs: Paul Daniels, lots of tricks. Ron Jeremy, good with the tackle. Oliver Reed, dangerous near the bar. Douglas Bader, fantastic in the air.

Manager: The Fat Controller out of Thomas the Tank Engine.
 
i hope the original KilgaNNon is deliberate :D
 
i hope the original KilgaNNon is deliberate :D

Considering I picked R2D2 and "Our Gert" in the midfield, I thought I'd better pick the great defender Kilgannon the Beeb and Sky were wittering on about last season. Kilgallon can jeff off.:D
 
Right then, clever buggers. The ultimate fantasy XI.

GK. Jesus. He saves.

RB. Herr Flick. Not very mobile, but intimidating on the right.
FB. Mussolini. Solid.
FB. Bobby Moore. Dead good. And dead.
LB. Mao Tse Tung.

RW. Hitler. The Right Winger.
MF. R2D2. The engine.
MF. Leonardo da Vinci. Creative.
LW. Lenin.

CF. Casanova. Always scoring.
CF. Count Dracula. Always on the end of a cross.

Subs: Paul Daniels, lots of tricks. Ron Jeremy, good with the tackle. Oliver Reed, dangerous near the bar. Douglas Bader, fantastic in the air.

Manager: The Fat Controller out of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Rubbish......

Count Drakula could only play in night matches......and mccartney was better than Lenin!

:rant:
 
Paul McCartney?

getting on abit now.

Get the chuckle brothers up front, great link up play, to me to you!
 
Right then, clever buggers. The ultimate fantasy XI.

GK. Jesus. He saves.

RB. Herr Flick. Not very mobile, but intimidating on the right.
FB. Mussolini. Solid.
FB. Bobby Moore. Dead good. And dead.
LB. Mao Tse Tung.

RW. Hitler. The Right Winger.
MF. R2D2. The engine.
MF. Leonardo da Vinci. Creative.
LW. Lenin.

CF. Casanova. Always scoring.
CF. Count Dracula. Always on the end of a cross.

Subs: Paul Daniels, lots of tricks. Ron Jeremy, good with the tackle. Oliver Reed, dangerous near the bar. Douglas Bader, fantastic in the air.

Manager: The Fat Controller out of Thomas the Tank Engine.

How about Gary Glitter being on the coaching staff? I hear he is quite good with the kids.
 

How about Mao Tse-Tung as catering manager, he'd make a killing
 
Considering we've all been panicking about signings, let's drag this bugger up from the depths.
 

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