shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
We'd be winning every game, and be signing all the QUALITY players we wanted.
Our ideal line-up would be as follows.
Now, assuming that there might be a few of those who we can't get, like Lenin because he's dead, and Berbatov because he's chosen the wrong United, then I don't really see what other options we have got left.
In an ideal world we'd be able to shake the QUALITY midfielder tree and just catch whoever fell down first, but I am led to believe that isn't how it works. Perhaps our manager might just have an idea of what he's doing, and have a plan for signing any new players before the transfer window closes. Although I am now of course writing for The Times Kevin Blackwell has chosen not to keep me informed of his every decision, preferring the "wait and see" tactic so familiar to us all.
If we do sign any more players then of course we will be able to scrutinize every tiny aspect of their play, and if we don't then we will be able to bang on about who we should have or could have signed, with little or no regard for how the real world works. No doubt the rumour mill will be working full-time from now until the window is closed, with a multitude of names being proposed, and all manner of horse-trading being discussed.
We'll just have to wait and see. But I can confidently predict that any real world signing might not be enough to satisfy some people.
Our ideal line-up would be as follows.
A big fat octopus. (It worked for Wendy with Pressman.)
Sun Jihai. Kilgannon. Morgan/Ehiogu. Naysmith.
Ronaldo. (Not the fat one.) "Our Gert". R2D2. Lenin. (Very left wing.)
Sun Jihai. Kilgannon. Morgan/Ehiogu. Naysmith.
Ronaldo. (Not the fat one.) "Our Gert". R2D2. Lenin. (Very left wing.)
Beattie. Berbatov.
Now, assuming that there might be a few of those who we can't get, like Lenin because he's dead, and Berbatov because he's chosen the wrong United, then I don't really see what other options we have got left.
In an ideal world we'd be able to shake the QUALITY midfielder tree and just catch whoever fell down first, but I am led to believe that isn't how it works. Perhaps our manager might just have an idea of what he's doing, and have a plan for signing any new players before the transfer window closes. Although I am now of course writing for The Times Kevin Blackwell has chosen not to keep me informed of his every decision, preferring the "wait and see" tactic so familiar to us all.
If we do sign any more players then of course we will be able to scrutinize every tiny aspect of their play, and if we don't then we will be able to bang on about who we should have or could have signed, with little or no regard for how the real world works. No doubt the rumour mill will be working full-time from now until the window is closed, with a multitude of names being proposed, and all manner of horse-trading being discussed.
We'll just have to wait and see. But I can confidently predict that any real world signing might not be enough to satisfy some people.
