If we win do we go on the pitch?

[Jake Richard Cuthbert]

Abit pre mature tbh

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

That’s not good, pal. Don’t take it seriously, you’re a character on here and different from the norm. I’d take that as a compliment. Sometimes you do bring it on yourself though.

It’s all good natured fun

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Abit pre mature tbh

That’s what Ms fallowfield said

 

[Bell4]

Not sure how combustible excrement is. Might be an idea to drink copious amounts of alcohol beforehand.

Mate , it doesn't work that well . I tried it on the log burner when the wood ran out , just stunk and i had to keep adding firelighters but still to no avail.

 

[BettingBlade]

I most certainly will be running on the pitch if we win tonight

And when I get on the pitch, I'm going to strip naked, smear myself with my own excrement, then set myself on fire to celebrate a fine victory.

This pitch invasion idea is the cleverest thing I've heard for a long time, in fact a very very long time indeed, and I'm up for it

Couldnt you have just done it anyway to save us from having to watch that shit?