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Champagneblade said:
What would be your ideal season end?

Blades win the lot and pip Burnley to be Champions, beat City to triumph over Brighton in the Final. All nice and fairy tale but I think most would take remaining second and enjoying the day out at Wembley.

But what else would you like to see?

Meanwhile Wednesday last day drama sees them resigned to the play offs. Excitement peaks as they regroup and make the play off final only for a controversial last minute penalty put away by Didzy after a Mendez-Laing dive.

Meanwhile Rotherham and Huddersfield stay up in the Championship as Warnock signs off with a final game win to send Gareth Ainsworth's QPR to League One.

What other season end dram would bring a wry smile to your face?
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I like all that you have said champagne, it is a Carlsberg end of season, so I would add Middlesbrough losing to Luton in a penalty shoot out in the championship play-off final

We have a weaker team to finish above next season and we get archer as well.

Also would like to see Notts County pipping the Hollywood tribe to automatic promotion, and the latter losing in the playoffs to Chesterfield.

By the way, I don’t fancy Derby‘s chances of even making the play-offs 😕
 

ipswich barnsley and plymouth finishing above 4th placed owls and they lose over 2 legs in the play off semis to Bolton

blades meet Brighton in the most unexpected cup final for years and a 3 day double celebration party in sheffield starts at 7pm that weekend

the suicide rate rockets in north sheffieñd staerting with Alans funeral 2 weeks later
 
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1973Blade said:
Not possible unfortunately, Luton play Middlesbrough on the Monday after the semi final.
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It's still possible, though highly unlikely, that we could be promoted before the semi final starts.
 
I do love a good...........

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gordoncharles said:
Ok, I'm sure most of you know this, but......

Hecky and Darren Moore are taking part in a joint interview

Interviewer: Darren, what's your aim for the rest of the season?

Moore: Erm, well, all I want, erm is for us to get over the line and, erm, win promotion to the Championship

Interviewer: And Paul, what are your expectations?

Hecky: I reckon we can pip Burnley to the title, beat Man City and then win the Cup Final, getting us into Europe next season.

Interviewer: Don't you think that's all a bit unrealistic?

Hecky: Well Darren fucking started it!
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Hecky: "ya na"
 
So if Carslberg did Easter Fridays you'd have:

United win
Boro lose
Luton drop points
Rotherham win
Uncle Neil wins in his last job (promise Sharon)
Wednesday drop points
Wednesday's rivals win
Wrexham lose
Chateauroux win

Happy Easter 😉
 
Champagneblade said:
So if Carslberg did Easter Fridays you'd have:

United win
Boro lose
Luton drop points
Rotherham win
Uncle Neil wins in his last job (promise Sharon)
Wednesday drop points
Wednesday's rivals win
Wrexham lose
Chateauroux win

Happy Easter 😉
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All the above, and you missed off scruffy wankstain Ainsworth losing again.

UTB
 

HVR said:
If any of these did come true, I bet nobody would drink Carlsberg to celebrate.
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If we win The Cup, get promoted, the pigs lose out on promotion, l**ds, Everton and Forest ard relegated, I'll happily celebrate with Carlsberg providing I can do it in Copenhagen where its quite a decent drink.
It's not asking too much is it?🙂
 
As long as we get promoted, which even for a pessimist, is looking highly likely, I'll be happy. The atmosphere at Wembley if we're promoted by then will be such a great experience
 
After securing promotion before FA Cup semi we start our recruitment for next season. Doyle and Macca tell Man City they have had such a great time playing for us, they are determined they want to sign for us permanently And will refuse to play again for Man City ever. Pep says right fuck off then and says we can have them both for £100k each and we sign them both on 5 year contracts. Illiman sees this and says he’ll sign 5 year deal too.
 
Wembley, 88th minute. We lead 2-0. Iliman Ndiaye sits on the ball sporting a cheeky grin, taunting Jack Grealish. Footage of Iliman's homage to TC becomes the iconic 21st century FA Cup image.
 
Champagneblade said:
What would be your ideal season end?

Blades win the lot and pip Burnley to be Champions, beat City to triumph over Brighton in the Final. All nice and fairy tale but I think most would take remaining second and enjoying the day out at Wembley.

But what else would you like to see?

Meanwhile Wednesday last day drama sees them resigned to the play offs. Excitement peaks as they regroup and make the play off final only for a controversial last minute penalty put away by Didzy after a Mendez-Laing dive.

Meanwhile Rotherham and Huddersfield stay up in the Championship as Warnock signs off with a final game win to send Gareth Ainsworth's QPR to League One.

What other season end dram would bring a wry smile to your face?
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THat would do me to be honest!
 
Champagneblade said:
So if Carslberg did Easter Fridays you'd have:

United win
Boro lose
Luton drop points
Rotherham win
Uncle Neil wins in his last job (promise Sharon)
Wednesday drop points
Wednesday's rivals win
Wrexham lose
Chateauroux win

Happy Easter 😉
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Living in north London and working with and socialising with too many - Arsenal dropping points made it just beautiful.
 
Champagneblade said:
What would be your ideal season end?

Blades win the lot and pip Burnley to be Champions, beat City to triumph over Brighton in the Final. All nice and fairy tale but I think most would take remaining second and enjoying the day out at Wembley.

But what else would you like to see?

Meanwhile Wednesday last day drama sees them resigned to the play offs. Excitement peaks as they regroup and make the play off final only for a controversial last minute penalty put away by Didzy after a Mendez-Laing dive.

Meanwhile Rotherham and Huddersfield stay up in the Championship as Warnock signs off with a final game win to send Gareth Ainsworth's QPR to League One.

What other season end dram would bring a wry smile to your face?
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A cruise to 2nd ASAP.

My plan A for Wembley is that we go to Trafalgar Square and dance in the fountains. Plan B is a maccies on the M40 heading home
 
Woolford of Wall Street said:
With promotion already sealed, and a spectacular collapse seeing the Pigs losing all of their remaining matches, I'm making my way back from Wembley after witnessing Billy Sharp become the oldest player ever to score a hat-trick in an FA Cup final.

Then some breaking news comes through that due to financial irregularities, Nottingham Forest get relegated two divisions and a little known EFL clause means that the City Ground has to be demolished and a giant bouncy castle put there in its place.

Anyway, I stop off at Tibshelf services for a piss and a Whopper, and I somehow get chatting to Jennifer Lawrence. Turns out she's actually a massive Blade and she was at the final as well.

After making love in the disabled toilets, she tells me I'm the best she's ever had and that big cocks are overrated anyway. I ask her to marry me and we later become proud parents of our twins, Anella and Billiman.
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OK Ill go with that as well !! 😂 😂
 

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