Mr Nade, my mate bet on the blades to beat Arsenal 1-0 with you to score at over 150/1. He paid for my beer all night which ultimately led to my arrest. I just want to say thank you for an amazing night.
I'm glad to have been of service. Although Philip did very well too as the keeper when Paddy got injured. I donned the absolute shit out of Toure and Lehman, but the game wouldn't have been won without everyone working together.
Hi Christian, you will be forever remembered fondly for the Arsenal game, thank you.
What is your favourite memory from your time at the Lane?
Upon signing was there an initiation ceremony that you had to go through to become one of the boys?
My favourite memory was either scoring the Arsenal goal or discovering the Devonshire Chippy. The lad at BDTBL were a bit of a strange bunch when I joined. After the first training back all the new lads had to play soggy biscuit in the changing rooms, with everyone else watching around them. Claude Davis lost and he's never been the same since. He pulled a blade on Akinibiyi a few months later for winding him up about it.
Chris, you're a big, burly black guy - not that it should have anything to do with it but you obviously know how to handle yourself, being from the more run down end of town and will be accustomed to packing heat. How much would you charge for bumping two people off? I'm not bothered about how you do it or disposing of the bodies but I would, of course, be willing to pay a bit extra if you could do it while they were in the middle of doing Saturday Night Takeaway Live. Let me know pal, ok?
Discretion is vital. PM me first with the details and whether you're serious, then I'll give you my Agora Marketplace username and we'll go from there.
Being French, I love the use of a guillotine, so any ideas would have to revolve around me being able to transport the materials to construct one in the vicinity of where the murder would take place.
The best way to dispose of bodies, by the way, is to put them through a heavy woodchipper numerous times to reduce the body to a fine powder. Then, with the powder, you simply redecorate your entire house and mix the powder in with the wallpaper paste. The police are very thorough but they don't look behind the wallpaper.
Christian
Was Andy Gray any good on the training pitch? Did Rob Kozluk like beans on toast?
Andy left before I joined, I'm afraid. Rob was as much of a bastersaurus as is rumoured. He did enjoy his beans on toast but only with cheese, and he also puts the cheese under the toast and puts the beans on everything, which I found ridiculous. He left at the same time as me in disgrace, after it was found out that he was putting Worcester sauce on his beans instead of something else.
Are you on glue? Or Greggs?
I do like Greg Dyke and I think he's doing his best in a difficult position.
I always imagined you had a massive cock. Can you confirm it is larger than 10'?
I only have one leg. My cock is my other leg.
When are you next down to see us? This little place ( the forum members) would like to get together with you to re enforce your hero status. You must be up for that.
It depends when I can get time off. I'm working my balls off trying to get in proper shape, but I'll nip down when I get the chance.
See a doctor that knows the difference between bowels and your bladder though.
Christian, steak bake or cheese and onion slice ?
It's because I'm French. The word is the same in French.
I'm extremely partial to the steak bake, and those caramel bread things with the curly toffee chocolate sprinkles on them. Dunno what they're called but they're the bollocks. I'd often go to the Greggs next to Playtime in town and then sit in the Peace Gardens looking around. The Peace Gardens are nice but I came to Sheffield to see the old building that used to be there. My favourite movie is Threads and it showed some remarkable looking buildings getting blown up. There was one overlooking the Peace Gardens that I was looking forward to seeing but I was told after moving there that it got demolished in real life too.
