I would rather be Susan Boyle's arse flannel......

[The_Green_Man]

Than an s6 FOWL..........

What would you rather be........

 

[cal the blade]

this bloke

 

[sheffielder]

Be an arse getting pummelled by Barney Blade

 

[Billyblade]

Gandhi's Nappy

 

[Bladebri]

I'd rather be barney

Woman asks husband how can she make her tits bigger

Husband says take two pieces of toilet paper and rub them on your cleavage

Wife say that will never work

Husband say well it's worked on your arse

 

[coaxingstar71]

I'd rather be flogged to death with a stocking full of hot shit.

 

[TJB.]

Jo Brand's gusset.

 

[Kev Gee]

fatty Samuels's undercrackers after a plate full of, brocoli, sprout & beans rinsed down with some newcastle brown.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'd rather work at McDonald's

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

I'd rather be Donald Trump's shredded wheat syrup.

 

[mosbolad]

I'd rather be flogged to death with a stocking full of hot shit.

I have a cancellation at 5.30 Coax?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I'd rather be Hemeling

 

[blade too long]

Ive considered being an owl but dont fancy the labotomy so I can go on owls talk , at their level

Wisewood owl has had new straw put in his head , was a xmas present from his wife/ sister

 

[Ecco1889]

I'm far too pessimistic to ever be an owl

 

[Darthblade]

Than an s6 FOWL..........

What would you rather be........

DEAD !!

UTB & FTP

 

[segasonic]

Cameron's pig head.

 

[Bladepicker]

Nade's cleaner

 

[Billyblade]

Steve Evans' aorta

 

[Kenilworth]

I would rather be Susan Boyle's arse flannel......

Than an s6 FOWL..........

What would you rather be........

Actually, that explains your forum name, perfectly?

You've clearly been in a dark place

 

[Jehovah]

I would rather be the turd of a turd that has mutated in a heated metal box over the course of a 1000 years and evolved the ability to have shit.

 

[Blade82]

the dirt from s6 have a song about what they're rather be than a blade don't they. Can't think what it is, might ask super jouro Toby foster to investigate.

 

[Coily]

I'd rather see Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth.

 

[blade too long]

Id rather be a 14 year old girl waiting for Jim to fix it for me in the seventies than be an owl

 

[Rodley]

Is rather be Diane Abbotts lover than a Pig.

 

[sitwell]

Diane Abbots tampax.

Oops that's already gone.

 

[Oreyt]

Given a happy ending by Fatima Whitbred with a chainmail glove on one hand and a tub of Deep Heat in the other.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Gary Glitters agent

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

...Than Gary Megsons ginger pubes and eyebrows!

 

[Bartleby]

the Lord Mayor of Sheffield, working in the sewers by night ...

 

[spongebobblade]

Would rather have a piranha swimming up mi japs eye