Horatio Hirst

[The Crab]

Horatio and his crew at Millwall..
"one fills up ones senses..."

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Is that the new away kit?

 

[Sean Thornton]

whens the last time we had a player called horatio don't recall it happening since i've been going

I'd guess it was Ched that had the best recent Ho Ratio?

Too soon?

 

[itsinyerblood]

I'd guess it was Ched that had the best recent Ho Ratio?

Too soon?

Dependent on the context, I think it's entirely appropriate.

 

[JohnDenver]

As it turns out, we've signed Ferris Bueller.

 

[LenTednTony]

Follow follow follow
Sheff united's the team to follow
With Couttsy and Duffy
Doney and Sharpy
O'Connell and Ho ra tio!

 

[LenTednTony]

I can see the “follow follow follow” song making a return…..



Follow follow follow

Sheff United’s the team to follow

With Couttsy and Sharpy

And Fleck and Mark Duffy

And the good old chap horatio



Or the old “do what we want” tune.



Horatio Hirst

Horatio Hirst

His sisters are Vikings

Horatio Hirst

Sorry. Missed seeing this before I posted! My bad.

 

[Grappler]

As it turns out, we've signed Ferris Bueller.

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Great to see the Blades legends in the background, looking on, Jags......Kyle Walker.......Nick "Monty" Montgomery......

 

[YES Blade]

Great to see the Blades legends in the background, looking on, Jags......Kyle Walker.......Nick "Monty" Montgomery......

"Work hard Horatio lad and you could be be the next Nick Montgomery!"

 

[Sothall_Blade]

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/f...ield_United_star_predicts_his_former_manager/

51 goals last season for Oxford's youth team

 

[Wards]

"Work hard Horatio lad and you could be be the next Nick Montgomery!"

I know, bet he'd hate to play 30 games in the Premier League...

 

[JohnDenver]

"Work hard Horatio lad and you could be be the next Nick Montgomery!"

Great to see the Blades legends in the background, looking on, Jags......Kyle Walker.......Nick "Monty" Montgomery......

The same Nick Montgomery who was part of a team that got us to the Premiership and damned near kept us there?

If Hirst achieves half as much with us Montgomery then he'll be streets ahead of any of the players we've watched in the years of decline since then.

 

[Rodley]

The same Nick Montgomery who was part of a team that got us to the Premiership and damned near kept us there?

If Hirst achieves half as much with us Montgomery then he'll be streets ahead of any of the players we've watched in the years of decline since then.

Top lad Monty Montgomery. I've got nothing but love for him.

 

[FriethBlade]

Wonder why Oxford United missed out on him ?

 

[northsomersetblade]

Great to see the Blades legends in the background, looking on, Jags......Kyle Walker.......Nick "Monty" Montgomery......

Where's George Long in that picture?

 

[wizadry]

Great to see the Blades legends in the background, looking on, Jags......Kyle Walker.......Nick "Monty" Montgomery......

........and obviously, Dean Hammond as the silhouette, behind his head.

 

[BladeFisher]

Bet it gets changed to Harry if he progresses in the game.

Nah, Nelson to his mates.

 

[BladeFisher]

Saw the above photo 18 years ago in the Mail. It was at the Eton v Harrow cricket match in 1937. Interesting that the posh lad died a year later but the scruffy kids were still living at the time the article was written. See more below

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffs_and_Toughs

What a sad story. The lad's mother lost a son and then a husband to the barbarism which was (is) the Japanese culture of Bushido in a Jap POW camp.

 

[SUFCinks]

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/sport/f...ield_United_star_predicts_his_former_manager/

51 goals last season for Oxford's youth team

51 goals at any level is a great sign. Sounds promising, this must be the replacement for nick blackman that weve been waiting for.... like for like!

 

[GVBlade]

Young prospect signed up apparently. You are very welcome young man, but I can't guarantee you're going to get off scott free in the pisstake stakes!

Hurrah for Horatio

 

[Weasel]

I just hope that one day young Horatio will be skippering the red n white wizards. In the derby match v the pigs i expect him to just put up a set of flags on the walls of the changing room telling the Utd players that 'Unitedites expect every Bladesman to do his duty and fkin leather the dirty pig scum'.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Made their 'main board' ...
It's like spending twenty minutes in an asylum.

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/248643-getting-embarrising-now/

 

[Houston_Blade]

Made their 'main board' ...
It's like spending twenty minutes in an asylum.

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/248643-getting-embarrising-now/

I have genuinely never read a post on that forum before but I've had a quick look at the "sell out against Wolves" post and it's fucking hilarious. 32k sell out in a 40k capacity stadium. The thick bastards are lapping it up.

 

[Stretch]

Made their 'main board' ...
It's like spending twenty minutes in an asylum.

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/248643-getting-embarrising-now/

I have genuinely never read a post on that forum before but I've had a quick look at the "sell out against Wolves" post and it's fucking hilarious. 32k sell out in a 40k capacity stadium. The thick bastards are lapping it up.

The most deluded bunch of chuftards on the planet. If only they realised how stupid they appear to folk with brains.

 

[Kryten]

Its just one big fucking sausage fest over at that online glory hole! Every single one of em vigorously trying to fingerbang each others ringpiece while trying to get in a shifty reach around! Oooh do you like that? oh ave a gander at mine, oooh that's nice wanna touch it...with your tonsils?

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT AND I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EM!

 

[Rodley]

Its just one big fucking sausage fest over at that online glory hole! Every single one of em vigorously trying to fingerbang each others ringpiece while trying to get in a shifty reach around! Oooh do you like that? oh ave a gander at mine, oooh that's nice wanna touch it...with your tonsils?

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT AND I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EM!

Good post

 

[Houston_Blade]

The most deluded bunch of chuftards on the planet. If only they realised how stupid they appear to folk with brains.

My in laws are ardent pigs and they were singing Chansiri's praises because he was giving away a car (Fiat 500) at a recent match and getting excited because it might be them. My retort was along the lines of "surely with the amount of fans packed inside Hillsborough week in week out you'd have more chance of winning the lottery".

Suffice to say it went straight over their porcine heads.

It reminds me of those aliens in Toy Story in that grabber machine, sorry for the shit analogy but I can't think of anything more apt.

 

[Stretch]

It reminds me of those aliens in Toy Story in that grabber machine, sorry for the shit analogy but I can't think of anything more apt.

Don't apologise mate, a perfectly analogy

 

[Rodley]

Any ideas how the lad is settling in? larkymasher or any academy watchers?

 

[Esablade]

Any ideas how the lad is settling in? larkymasher or any academy watchers?

Believe he's been put on flag making duties...bit of a dab hand apparently...

 

[Blade for Sale]

Any ideas how the lad is settling in? larkymasher or any academy watchers?

Lost an arm and an eye, and got some chap called Hardy running scared. That aside he's doing great