Horatio Hirst

[anglian blade]

Fun fact for Vikings fans. His sister plays Torvi in the tv show

"Now which of you guys took the piss out of my brother's name?"

 

[Silent Blade]

Saw the above photo 18 years ago in the Mail. It was at the Eton v Harrow cricket match in 1937. Interesting that the posh lad died a year later but the scruffy kids were still living at the time the article was written. See more below

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffs_and_Toughs

 

[UnitedBlade]

Both his sisters Georgia and Maude seem like a clever family .

Vikings is apparently written by his dad, Michael Hirst......

 

[Ecco1889]

Horatio and his crew at Millwall..
"one fills up ones senses..."

 

[Bayingblade]

To the tune of ta ra ra boom de aye:

We got Horatio
From public school you know
He'll score a goalio
Oh! Valde te amo

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Fun fact for Vikings fans. His sister plays Torvi in the tv show

Vikings and the Blades. Top family

 

[vorpal blade]

It was at the Eton v Harrow cricket match in 1937.

Which ones are at Eton and which are at Harrow?


The lyrics have already been written.

 

[rtifati]

Vikings is apparently written by his dad, Michael Hirst......

And according to IMDB he was nominated for a BAFTA for Elizabeth. Talented chap!

Wonder if he's interested in writing a sequel to When Saturday Comes?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oh, I can just imagine the scintillating conversations he's going to have with his new teammates in the dressing room. Innit fam.

First night out with the boys
ooh I say, someone appears to have slipped a smidgeon of charlesworth into my Creme de Menthe frappe. Bad form chaps.


Two weeks later,

I love you all, yer me best mates, am gonna smash ******* lot up. What you looking at Knill you lanky ****?

 

[Snowman]

Saw the above photo 18 years ago in the Mail. It was at the Eton v Harrow cricket match in 1937. Interesting that the posh lad died a year later but the scruffy kids were still living at the time the article was written. See more below

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffs_and_Toughs

Fascinating Silent. Interesting to see that Fake News was alive and kicking before Donald Trump.

 

[Snowman]

Horatio and his crew at Millwall..
"one fills up ones senses..."

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The hard fucker with the blade concealed is on the right. Psycho.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Fellatio First

 

[Sean Thornton]

Saw the above photo 18 years ago in the Mail. It was at the Eton v Harrow cricket match in 1937. Interesting that the posh lad died a year later but the scruffy kids were still living at the time the article was written. See more below

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffs_and_Toughs

Scruffy kids? It looks like Whitsuntide for them to me!

 

[3-GBlade]

Grappler, you've got Nelson wrong way round - thats like flying the Union Jack upside down in my book. Tantamount to plotting against the Queen, off with your head.

By the way, its just a guess but presumably Raitch Carter shared the boy's first name?

He did...

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

To the tune of ta ra ra boom de aye:

We got Horatio
From public school you know
He'll score a goalio
Oh! Valde te amo

WE'VE GOT HORATIO
HE LOVES FELLATIO
WE'VE BGOR HORATIO
HE LOVES FELLATIO

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Without a surname like Hirst, he's destined to be fat, overrated and an alcoholic.

 

[Russ]

Hooray hooray horatio horatio hirst

 

[snootyfenooty]

Seeing as Blades fans have previous history of allegiance with their players (e.g. Ched) can we now look forward to Maggie Thatcher's picture adorning the BL Stand?

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Wow. We've signed a player who might out-posh Dave Kitson.

 

[bricktop]

Sounds like he is putting a very expensive education and a possible career as an academic to one side, and chase his dream as a professional footballer.

Good luck to the kid i say.

 

[Robby Blade]

Sounds like he is putting a very expensive education and a possible career as an academic to one side, and chase his dream as a professional footballer.

Good luck to the kid i say.

Hope he'll post on here. Might give Walthy a run for his money.

 

[Balham]

Without a surname like Hirst, he's destined to be fat, overrated and an alcoholic.

Whereas if he ends up like his namesake on the dark side he'd have to settle for two out of those three.

 

[coaxingstar71]

I know, fancy being called a ridiculous name like Hirst.

"Like" tap in.

 

[DifferentClass]

Can our next kit deal be with Admiral?

 

[loyalblade95]

whens the last time we had a player called horatio don't recall it happening since i've been going

 

[nopigfansintown]

Good luck to young Hornblower!

 

[1danewhitehouse]

I feel sorry for whoever has to make a song up with his name in it

UTB

I can see the “follow follow follow” song making a return…..



Follow follow follow

Sheff United’s the team to follow

With Couttsy and Sharpy

And Fleck and Mark Duffy

And the good old chap horatio



Or the old “do what we want” tune.



Horatio Hirst

Horatio Hirst

His sisters are Vikings

Horatio Hirst

 

[1danewhitehouse]

And according to IMDB he was nominated for a BAFTA for Elizabeth. Talented chap!

Wonder if he's interested in writing a sequel to When Saturday Comes?

I hear it’s in the pipeline


“When Thursday comes- a Sky aberration- featuring twats from Coventry sat in the centre circle”

 

[Robby Blade]

I can see the “follow follow follow” song making a return…..



Follow follow follow

Sheff United’s the team to follow

With Couttsy and Sharpy

And Fleck and Mark Duffy

And the good old chap horatio



Or the old “do what we want” tune.



Horatio Hirst

Horatio Hirst

His sisters are Vikings

Horatio Hirst

We've got a young chap called Horatio
We think that for us it's a first
But the sad fuckin scumbags from Hillsborough
Had a fat cunting wanker called Hirst.

Bit near the knuckle for some maybe, but at least it rhymes.

 

[Rodley]

We've got a young chap called Horatio
We think that for us it's a first
But the sad fuckin scumbags from Hillsborough
Had a fat cunting wanker called Hirst.

Bit near the knuckle for some maybe, but at least it rhymes.

Thought you were overly fair on Hirst there