Have a steel furnace at players' entrance at Bramall Lane

[1973Blade]

I read that the players' entrance at FC Schalke ground (where England played today) is set out like a mineshaft to both remind players of the local history and intimidate opposition players. I think we should do something similar in honour of our steel making history and our nickname. Yes, the health and safety brigade may moan about having a steel furnace in the players tunnel, but it might inspire the players!

 

[Blademan89]

I read that the players' entrance at FC Schalke ground (where England played today) is set out like a mineshaft to both remind players of the local history and intimidate opposition players. I think we should do something similar in honour of our steel making history and our nickname. Yes, the health and safety brigade may moan about having a steel furnace in the players tunnel, but it might inspire the players!

And when they play shit like last season we can throw them in, 1 game at a time.

 

[s20Blade]

More chance of the kop being same the pond street Nora end

 

[dexter101]

I was wondering what that was watching the euros! Looked more like the owner was some sort of lord of the rings fan!

I am up for anything that links our club with the city and the history nut not sure it would be intimidating unless the plan is to use actual molten metal...

 

[DifferentClass]

Want summat that links our club with city?

Have them do a striptease at HT to You Can Leave Your Hat On, would also endear them to the ladies and Rainbow Blades...

 

[Bartleby]

And when they play shit like last season we can throw them in, 1 game at a time.

Wow, the final solution?

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Should get some little misters workshops along the tunnel making some blades

 

[Brian Deane]

Do the Haka with a cutlass as the players come out ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I read that the players' entrance at FC Schalke ground (where England played today) is set out like a mineshaft to both remind players of the local history and intimidate opposition players. I think we should do something similar in honour of our steel making history and our nickname. Yes, the health and safety brigade may moan about having a steel furnace in the players tunnel, but it might inspire the players!

Did you drop a tab before or after the final whistle?

 

[Houston_Blade]

We should have a throne made of of Sheffield steel like the Game of Thrones one as well. Maybe a pit under the centre circle.

 

[Eza Blade]

needs to be of pigeons

 

[Sean Thornton]

We should have a throne made of of Sheffield steel like the Game of Thrones one as well. Maybe a pit under the centre circle.

A noose and gibbet in honour of Albert Pierrepoint, a Police panda car celebrating the Yorkshire Ripper being caught here and something for the dead cat thread on here?

 

[The Fox]

Do the Haka with a cutlass as the players come out ?

Won't be long until someone links steel and cutlasses with colonialism , little Mesters with misogyny and even the pigeons will have don't something shameful no doubt .

 

[sportinguista]

you mean the Schalke who have been in the second division and fighting to stay there for the past two seasons? Not so intimidating maybe...

 

[1973Blade]

you mean the Schalke who have been in the second division and fighting to stay there for the past two seasons? Not so intimidating maybe...

I didn't say it would work

 

[Blade56]

Way our players are disappearing we must have a mine start at our players entrance.

 

[Blademan89]

Wow, the final solution?

Final solution is after players have gone in, us fans can start to throw ourselves in to end the misery

 

[LBA_Blade]

With more creative “seating spelling” get all the blades puns in there. I know we have had “Forged in steel” recently and all the other Bladey stuff. I remember taking my mate to his first blades game and he was like why is your mascot a pirate do you have a history to the sea or boat building bless the southerner

 

[Tezza1889]

A noose and gibbet in honour of Albert Pierrepoint, a Police panda car celebrating the Yorkshire Ripper being caught here and something for the dead cat thread on here?

We could have inflatable hammers and screwdrivers, some young lass with bad skin as the new mascot standing on the corner spots in a leather mini skirt and a boob tube. "Lookin for a date?" "Wanna get high? "

 

[Varkanoid]

Sniper Alley Entrance. See who can escape an injury.

 

[Jon Bon II]

How about just asking the local scrotes to come down and tag graffiti all over the tunnel, then get 4 or 5 spiced out wino's to lay around, dribbling from the mouth and pissing on themselves, so the players have to carefully step over them. The next 5 yards could be given to vape stalls and then make the final 3 yards into a bus lane, so the players have to climb into the south stand and go all the way to the Bramall Lane corner to get on to the pitch?

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Good idea re the furnace, but think of the electricity bill?

We are cost cutting like mad, so running a furnace 24/7 would seem to fly in the face of this.

To save money, we could just switch it on when we score.

 

[Le Cynique]

A diorama of people being ripped out of wheelchairs and elderly people and kids being kidney punched would send a message.

 

[S64 Blade]

The showers should be coin operated, so the players are aware how tight everyone is locally.

 

[Blacksea]

Needs relocating to Accidental Partridge

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Giant bertie Bassett?

 

[jt64]

you mean the Schalke who have been in the second division and fighting to stay there for the past two seasons? Not so intimidating maybe...

The Schalke that are a much, much bigger club that we could ever aspire to be, yes

 

[Yoonited]

Won't be long until someone links steel and cutlasses with colonialism , little Mesters with misogyny and even the pigeons will have don't something shameful no doubt .

That lot could be the closest we ever get to left wingers