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Apologies all. Last night was entirely down to me. As Kenilworth will attest, I forgot to wear my Lucky Pants to the game. I remembered to take them into the office with me in the morning, but in my haste to get to the pub for a pre-match pint (or three) I forgot to change into them before I left and didn’t realise until Kenilworth asked to see my undercrackers in the pub (he’s a strange one, that Kenilworth). Soz.

For the record, my Lucky Pant’s current, updated record is...

Northampton away WO(r)N 2-1
Port Vale away WO(r)N 3-0 [while listening on BladesPlayer]
Bradford home WO(r)N 3-0 [while watching on TV]
MK Dons away WO(r)N 3-0
Chesterfield home WO(r)N 3-2
Brentford home WO(r)N 1-0
Boro away NOT WO(r)N 0-1
Cardiff away NOT WO(r)N 0-2
Barnsley home WO(r)N 1-0
Derby home WO(r)N 3-1
Sunderland away WO(r)N 2-1 [while listening on iFollow]
Bolton away WO(r)N 1-0 [while listening on iFollow]
Norwich home NOT WO(r)N* 0-1
Pigs away WO(r)N 4-2
Wolves home WO(r)N 2-0
Forest away NOT WO(r)N** 1-2
Ipswich home WO(r)N 1-0
Reading home WO(r)N 2-1
Leeds away WO(r)N 2-1
QPR away NOT WO(r)N 0-1

(* The Pants were actually on but I was midair at 35,000 ft and the Pants were in Flight Mode)

(** The Pants were actually on but I was in Mauritius and the Pants had Data Roaming switched off)

Overall stats:

Of the games where the Pants have been worn (in the UK):
P 15 - W 15 - D 0 - L 0
Win percentage: 100%

Of the games where the Pants have NOT been worn (or were worn abroad):
P 5 - W 0 - D 0 - L 5
Win percentage: 0%

But don’t worry about Hull - I have just set 16 reminders on my phone for Saturday morning...
 



Apologies all. Last night was entirely down to me. As Kenilworth will attest, I forgot to wear my Lucky Pants to the game. I remembered to take them into the office with me in the morning, but in my haste to get to the pub for a pre-match pint (or three) I forgot to change into them before I left and didn’t realise until Kenilworth asked to see my undercrackers in the pub (he’s a strange one, that Kenilworth). Soz.

For the record, my Lucky Pant’s current, updated record is...

Northampton away WO(r)N 2-1
Port Vale away WO(r)N 3-0 [while listening on BladesPlayer]
Bradford home WO(r)N 3-0 [while watching on TV]
MK Dons away WO(r)N 3-0
Chesterfield home WO(r)N 3-2
Brentford home WO(r)N 1-0
Boro away NOT WO(r)N 0-1
Cardiff away NOT WO(r)N 0-2
Barnsley home WO(r)N 1-0
Derby home WO(r)N 3-1
Sunderland away WO(r)N 2-1 [while listening on iFollow]
Bolton away WO(r)N 1-0 [while listening on iFollow]
Norwich home NOT WO(r)N* 0-1
Pigs away WO(r)N 4-2
Wolves home WO(r)N 2-0
Forest away NOT WO(r)N** 1-2
Ipswich home WO(r)N 1-0
Reading home WO(r)N 2-1
Leeds away WO(r)N 2-1
QPR away NOT WO(r)N 0-1

(* The Pants were actually on but I was midair at 35,000 ft and the Pants were in Flight Mode)

(** The Pants were actually on but I was in Mauritius and the Pants had Data Roaming switched off)

Overall stats:

Of the games where the Pants have been worn (in the UK):
P 15 - W 15 - D 0 - L 0
Win percentage: 100%

Of the games where the Pants have NOT been worn (or were worn abroad):
P 5 - W 0 - D 0 - L 5
Win percentage: 0%

But don’t worry about Hull - I have just set 16 reminders on my phone for Saturday morning...

so it's your fault then ;)
 
Apologies all. Last night was entirely down to me. As Kenilworth will attest, I forgot to wear my Lucky Pants to the game. I remembered to take them into the office with me in the morning, but in my haste to get to the pub for a pre-match pint (or three) I forgot to change into them before I left and didn’t realise until Kenilworth asked to see my undercrackers in the pub (he’s a strange one, that Kenilworth). Soz.

For the record, my Lucky Pant’s current, updated record is...

Northampton away WO(r)N 2-1
Port Vale away WO(r)N 3-0 [while listening on BladesPlayer]
Bradford home WO(r)N 3-0 [while watching on TV]
MK Dons away WO(r)N 3-0
Chesterfield home WO(r)N 3-2
Brentford home WO(r)N 1-0
Boro away NOT WO(r)N 0-1
Cardiff away NOT WO(r)N 0-2
Barnsley home WO(r)N 1-0
Derby home WO(r)N 3-1
Sunderland away WO(r)N 2-1 [while listening on iFollow]
Bolton away WO(r)N 1-0 [while listening on iFollow]
Norwich home NOT WO(r)N* 0-1
Pigs away WO(r)N 4-2
Wolves home WO(r)N 2-0
Forest away NOT WO(r)N** 1-2
Ipswich home WO(r)N 1-0
Reading home WO(r)N 2-1
Leeds away WO(r)N 2-1
QPR away NOT WO(r)N 0-1

(* The Pants were actually on but I was midair at 35,000 ft and the Pants were in Flight Mode)

(** The Pants were actually on but I was in Mauritius and the Pants had Data Roaming switched off)

Overall stats:

Of the games where the Pants have been worn (in the UK):
P 15 - W 15 - D 0 - L 0
Win percentage: 100%

Of the games where the Pants have NOT been worn (or were worn abroad):
P 5 - W 0 - D 0 - L 5
Win percentage: 0%

But don’t worry about Hull - I have just set 16 reminders on my phone for Saturday morning...

What a load of pants.
 
These pants must have a few skids by now.
 
Apologies all. Last night was entirely down to me. As Kenilworth will attest, I forgot to wear my Lucky Pants to the game. I remembered to take them into the office with me in the morning, but in my haste to get to the pub for a pre-match pint (or three) I forgot to change into them before I left and didn’t realise until Kenilworth asked to see my undercrackers in the pub (he’s a strange one, that Kenilworth). Soz.

For the record, my Lucky Pant’s current, updated record is...

Northampton away WO(r)N 2-1
Port Vale away WO(r)N 3-0 [while listening on BladesPlayer]
Bradford home WO(r)N 3-0 [while watching on TV]
MK Dons away WO(r)N 3-0
Chesterfield home WO(r)N 3-2
Brentford home WO(r)N 1-0
Boro away NOT WO(r)N 0-1
Cardiff away NOT WO(r)N 0-2
Barnsley home WO(r)N 1-0
Derby home WO(r)N 3-1
Sunderland away WO(r)N 2-1 [while listening on iFollow]
Bolton away WO(r)N 1-0 [while listening on iFollow]
Norwich home NOT WO(r)N* 0-1
Pigs away WO(r)N 4-2
Wolves home WO(r)N 2-0
Forest away NOT WO(r)N** 1-2
Ipswich home WO(r)N 1-0
Reading home WO(r)N 2-1
Leeds away WO(r)N 2-1
QPR away NOT WO(r)N 0-1

(* The Pants were actually on but I was midair at 35,000 ft and the Pants were in Flight Mode)

(** The Pants were actually on but I was in Mauritius and the Pants had Data Roaming switched off)

Overall stats:

Of the games where the Pants have been worn (in the UK):
P 15 - W 15 - D 0 - L 0
Win percentage: 100%

Of the games where the Pants have NOT been worn (or were worn abroad):
P 5 - W 0 - D 0 - L 5
Win percentage: 0%

But don’t worry about Hull - I have just set 16 reminders on my phone for Saturday morning...

I do like your honesty. Have another like.
 
Met the Gagmeister General last night. Very disappointed he didn't have a shock thingy for use during handshakes nor did he have a lovely flower in his lapel for me to smell....
 
That's some record that. I got some "Dad's Lucky Blades Socks" for Xmas last year and we have never lost when I wear them. I don't religiously look for them though, maybe I should.
 
Met the Gagmeister General last night. Very disappointed he didn't have a shock thingy for use during handshakes nor did he have a lovely flower in his lapel for me to smell....

Nor, even more disappointingly, did I have a pair of soiled pants for you to smell...
 
Errm, not sure if I should ask, but do you wash 'em inbetween matches?
 
My sons scarf had a 100% win percentage spreading over 12 months and 16 games.

I posted about it one Saturday morning. Lost to Norwich.

The lesson I learned that day was that lucky things are only lucky if the luckee doesnt broadcast the luckability of the lucky item on the internet.
 
You would have saved me 10 minutes of my life reading that if you'd just left it at "it's my fault" " didn't wear my lucky pants"
 



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