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It's a real shame that you won't be joining us back in the second tier. But I believe you've got this latest appointment right in Chris Wilder. And your first additions to your squad for next season are promising, on paper. The lad Hussey was Bury's standout player the day we beat them 3-0. Wonderful set pieces and likes to bomb on. Suspect defensively, but most modern full backs are. And Duffy was quite tricky in both games against us despite us getting two clean sheets. He didn't cut the mustard in the second tier, but he's certainly a top player in the third division as last season proved. You've finally got shut of the dross, including Barnsley rejects JCR and JayMac. They were spent five and six years ago when we had them, chuff knows how they've lasted so long with you. I see you've retained Matty Done though. He's a trier, bless him. Another one we released. Top talent at that level on his day, if played where he can impact games. To be fair, we saw him in the second tier where he struggled in the main.

I was impressed with Che Adams last season, certainly looks one for the future if developed accordingly and the keeper, Long is it? He's played a lot of games whilst young. Fat Billy is always good for a goal especially from the penalty spot. After that? Can't say I'm clued up enough on your team. But it's a world away from ten years ago isn't it? Still can't get my head around the fact you're still down there. When we waved you off in 2011 at your place, no way did I envisage you still being there now. We've been down and back up and won two trophies in that time. Even Wednesday are 'on their way back', although not as quickly as they'd probably thought a few weeks back. They obviously found the right investment eventually whereas United clearly didn't. I remember hearing statements a couple of years ago out of Bramall Lane talking about game changing investment, 'think Liverpool' or summat. I know you bought him with that beard who doesn't play much for quite a hefty fee for an established third division club, but other than that, nothing seems to have improved at the Lane. It's strange, looking in from afar as a neutral. Even more so when little old Barnsley give teams a 17 point head start but still get promoted with a team of freebies, kids and loanees.

I would imagine it'll be a stronger third division next time around, with MK Dons, Charlton, Bolton, Oxford and Bristol Rovers joining you. All have a bit of coin for the level, decent crowds etc. No doubt you will be bookies favourite for the title again. Do Blades player crumble under the weight of that pressure? Can they not handle playing in front of such huge crowds? You've had the best squad on paper, for most of the years down there. Is it six years now, five? I've lost count. [insert dingle related joke]

I suppose it all comes down to pure bad luck.

And so that's why I posted this thread. Hence the title. Good luck next season.

If you're finally promoted, you can thank me at the appropriate moment.

Cunt.
 

I was born in Barnsley and I've lived in Barnsley all my life.

Sorry to shatter any illusions, but...

1. The majority of people that live in Barnsley support Barnsley.

2. Barnsley fans dislike both us and Wednesday in equal measure but on the whole don't really give a shit about either of us.

3. There are very few people in Barnsley that support Wednesday and nobody sucks up to them.

Sorry but there are large numbers of Wendy supporters in Barnsley particularly in the south and pit villages too. I worked primarily in Barnsley for a good few years and they were rife. It's well known that many decades ago buses ran from Barnsley to Swillsborough on a match day and in the days of going to watch united one week and Wednesday next it often happened with the tykes and the unclean. Even now I know of at least a dozen people from Barnsley who support them and I'm a rare visitor nowadays. They are the first to admit that there are a fair few of them
 
Stay over on Porktalk with your sisters mate. You can slag us off to your hearts content over there whilst at the sme time bigging up your pals. You know that's the only reason they entertain you and you get half civil reply's.

Just out of interest who's the closest Barnsley have to a rival? Always wondered what it must be like to not really have one. Is it Rotherham or Doncaster? I suppose it must be whoever's closest to you in the league.

Must grate though not being the best supported club in your own town. That's why I don't get why you suck up to the pigs so much. Seeing so many of them traipse off down the road to the Swill every other week. Must piss you off.

One of the good things about being a Blade is not having that problem, Our rivals support mainly comes from outlying areas like yours, Trouble is even though so many don't come from Sheffield, they seem all the more gobby for it. Witness that nutter Mick from Rawmarsh for example. Bit like yourself in fact, must be something in the genes I suppose.
Haha a dingle on the wind up who really cares about barnsley and there fetish thing they have going off with us and pigs cause it sure ain't a 2 way thing,let em have there season in the big league and we will pass em back to where at the very least we should be and them being back where they should be and when that happens we still won't give barnsley a passing thought as there nobody's a little club that the deluded dingles actually think there summat,next season big derbies for em with rotherham a club similar in size saying that I'm sure rotherham would have taken more to wembley that that turnout they did
Were you both stamping your feet when you posted those?

And why is it that so many fans on forums always react like this to other fans of other clubs? Where they feel the need to try and dissuade the person from supporting their club. Like I'm going to think "tha knows what, this numpty is right."

I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it. But if we are so bad, so irrelevant, so small compared to dem blades, how come throughout the 30 years I've been watching BFC you've achieved no more than we have?

And we are a small club. I'm proud of what we achieve in that context. Do you want me to tell you what it feels like to win at Wembley? Shall I explain the emotion of winning a playoff final? Perhaps you'd like to know what it means to see your captain lift a trophy there?

Aye. Tinpot. Irrelevant. Small. But a division above dem blades again having achieved something you lot can only dream of doing next season.

No interest in resorting to the tedious insults about incest, inbreds etc. But I definitely recall hearing about that sort of foul behaviour a few years ago on TV. Calendar it was. Think the bloke doing the crimes was a nice S2 resident.

Sleep well, oh bitter blades.

Dreaming about Dean HAMmond.
 
I was born in Barnsley and I've lived in Barnsley all my life.

Sorry to shatter any illusions, but...

1. The majority of people that live in Barnsley support Barnsley.

2. Barnsley fans dislike both us and Wednesday in equal measure but on the whole don't really give a shit about either of us.

3. There are very few people in Barnsley that support Wednesday and nobody sucks up to them.
Sorry to shatter your illusions but I really don't give a fuck about your opinion.
 
Were you both stamping your feet when you posted those?

And why is it that so many fans on forums always react like this to other fans of other clubs? Where they feel the need to try and dissuade the person from supporting their club. Like I'm going to think "tha knows what, this numpty is right."

I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it. But if we are so bad, so irrelevant, so small compared to dem blades, how come throughout the 30 years I've been watching BFC you've achieved no more than we have?

And we are a small club. I'm proud of what we achieve in that context. Do you want me to tell you what it feels like to win at Wembley? Shall I explain the emotion of winning a playoff final? Perhaps you'd like to know what it means to see your captain lift a trophy there?

Aye. Tinpot. Irrelevant. Small. But a division above dem blades again having achieved something you lot can only dream of doing next season.

No interest in resorting to the tedious insults about incest, inbreds etc. But I definitely recall hearing about that sort of foul behaviour a few years ago on TV. Calendar it was. Think the bloke doing the crimes was a nice S2 resident.

Sleep well, oh bitter blades.

Dreaming about Dean HAMmond.

What's it like to fuck your kids?
 
Were you both stamping your feet when you posted those?

And why is it that so many fans on forums always react like this to other fans of other clubs? Where they feel the need to try and dissuade the person from supporting their club. Like I'm going to think "tha knows what, this numpty is right."

I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it. But if we are so bad, so irrelevant, so small compared to dem blades, how come throughout the 30 years I've been watching BFC you've achieved no more than we have?

And we are a small club. I'm proud of what we achieve in that context. Do you want me to tell you what it feels like to win at Wembley? Shall I explain the emotion of winning a playoff final? Perhaps you'd like to know what it means to see your captain lift a trophy there?

Aye. Tinpot. Irrelevant. Small. But a division above dem blades again having achieved something you lot can only dream of doing next season.

No interest in resorting to the tedious insults about incest, inbreds etc. But I definitely recall hearing about that sort of foul behaviour a few years ago on TV. Calendar it was. Think the bloke doing the crimes was a nice S2 resident.

Sleep well, oh bitter blades.

Dreaming about Dean HAMmond.
Calm down dear..
 
Sorry but there are large numbers of Wendy supporters in Barnsley particularly in the south and pit villages too. I worked primarily in Barnsley for a good few years and they were rife. It's well known that many decades ago buses ran from Barnsley to Swillsborough on a match day and in the days of going to watch united one week and Wednesday next it often happened with the tykes and the unclean. Even now I know of at least a dozen people from Barnsley who support them and I'm a rare visitor nowadays. They are the first to admit that there are a fair few of them

Like I say I've lived in Barnsley all my life and people who live here that support United and Wednesday are few and far between.

The majority of lads I know who are into football support Barnsley. Then you have your usual smattering of Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool glory hunters.

It might have been different decades ago like you mention but it's now pretty much a one club town.
 
What hurts most is that some of what is being said is actually true. Seriously guys... Fuck#n Barnsley......Barnsley ffs....have been to Wembley twice in the same season and won both times. Puts things in perspective. I guess sometimes we just have to suck it up..........our time will come.....we hope!!! Utb.
 
It's a real shame that you won't be joining us back in the second tier. But I believe you've got this latest appointment right in Chris Wilder. And your first additions to your squad for next season are promising, on paper. The lad Hussey was Bury's standout player the day we beat them 3-0. Wonderful set pieces and likes to bomb on. Suspect defensively, but most modern full backs are. And Duffy was quite tricky in both games against us despite us getting two clean sheets. He didn't cut the mustard in the second tier, but he's certainly a top player in the third division as last season proved. You've finally got shut of the dross, including Barnsley rejects JCR and JayMac. They were spent five and six years ago when we had them, chuff knows how they've lasted so long with you. I see you've retained Matty Done though. He's a trier, bless him. Another one we released. Top talent at that level on his day, if played where he can impact games. To be fair, we saw him in the second tier where he struggled in the main.

I was impressed with Che Adams last season, certainly looks one for the future if developed accordingly and the keeper, Long is it? He's played a lot of games whilst young. Fat Billy is always good for a goal especially from the penalty spot. After that? Can't say I'm clued up enough on your team. But it's a world away from ten years ago isn't it? Still can't get my head around the fact you're still down there. When we waved you off in 2011 at your place, no way did I envisage you still being there now. We've been down and back up and won two trophies in that time. Even Wednesday are 'on their way back', although not as quickly as they'd probably thought a few weeks back. They obviously found the right investment eventually whereas United clearly didn't. I remember hearing statements a couple of years ago out of Bramall Lane talking about game changing investment, 'think Liverpool' or summat. I know you bought him with that beard who doesn't play much for quite a hefty fee for an established third division club, but other than that, nothing seems to have improved at the Lane. It's strange, looking in from afar as a neutral. Even more so when little old Barnsley give teams a 17 point head start but still get promoted with a team of freebies, kids and loanees.

I would imagine it'll be a stronger third division next time around, with MK Dons, Charlton, Bolton, Oxford and Bristol Rovers joining you. All have a bit of coin for the level, decent crowds etc. No doubt you will be bookies favourite for the title again. Do Blades player crumble under the weight of that pressure? Can they not handle playing in front of such huge crowds? You've had the best squad on paper, for most of the years down there. Is it six years now, five? I've lost count. [insert dingle related joke]

I suppose it all comes down to pure bad luck.

And so that's why I posted this thread. Hence the title. Good luck next season.

If you're finally promoted, you can thank me at the appropriate moment.
You at a loose end ya six fingered fuker is little sis in labour with the latest inbread,toss up between u, dad or uncle fuck.
It's a real shame that you won't be joining us back in the second tier. But I believe you've got this latest appointment right in Chris Wilder. And your first additions to your squad for next season are promising, on paper. The lad Hussey was Bury's standout player the day we beat them 3-0. Wonderful set pieces and likes to bomb on. Suspect defensively, but most modern full backs are. And Duffy was quite tricky in both games against us despite us getting two clean sheets. He didn't cut the mustard in the second tier, but he's certainly a top player in the third division as last season proved. You've finally got shut of the dross, including Barnsley rejects JCR and JayMac. They were spent five and six years ago when we had them, chuff knows how they've lasted so long with you. I see you've retained Matty Done though. He's a trier, bless him. Another one we released. Top talent at that level on his day, if played where he can impact games. To be fair, we saw him in the second tier where he struggled in the main.

I was impressed with Che Adams last season, certainly looks one for the future if developed accordingly and the keeper, Long is it? He's played a lot of games whilst young. Fat Billy is always good for a goal especially from the penalty spot. After that? Can't say I'm clued up enough on your team. But it's a world away from ten years ago isn't it? Still can't get my head around the fact you're still down there. When we waved you off in 2011 at your place, no way did I envisage you still being there now. We've been down and back up and won two trophies in that time. Even Wednesday are 'on their way back', although not as quickly as they'd probably thought a few weeks back. They obviously found the right investment eventually whereas United clearly didn't. I remember hearing statements a couple of years ago out of Bramall Lane talking about game changing investment, 'think Liverpool' or summat. I know you bought him with that beard who doesn't play much for quite a hefty fee for an established third division club, but other than that, nothing seems to have improved at the Lane. It's strange, looking in from afar as a neutral. Even more so when little old Barnsley give teams a 17 point head start but still get promoted with a team of freebies, kids and loanees.

I would imagine it'll be a stronger third division next time around, with MK Dons, Charlton, Bolton, Oxford and Bristol Rovers joining you. All have a bit of coin for the level, decent crowds etc. No doubt you will be bookies favourite for the title again. Do Blades player crumble under the weight of that pressure? Can they not handle playing in front of such huge crowds? You've had the best squad on paper, for most of the years down there. Is it six years now, five? I've lost count. [insert dingle related joke]

I suppose it all comes down to pure bad luck.

And so that's why I posted this thread. Hence the title. Good luck next season.

If you're finally promoted, you can thank me at the appropriate moment.
Seems you are at a loose end inbread knuckle dragging bastard what's up sis in labour dunt no Wether it's thine favvas or uncle fuks. Thas got thi two typing fingers one out of thi sis arse wears other from thi aunts clout
 
Were you both stamping your feet when you posted those?

And why is it that so many fans on forums always react like this to other fans of other clubs? Where they feel the need to try and dissuade the person from supporting their club. Like I'm going to think "tha knows what, this numpty is right."

I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it. But if we are so bad, so irrelevant, so small compared to dem blades, how come throughout the 30 years I've been watching BFC you've achieved no more than we have?

And we are a small club. I'm proud of what we achieve in that context. Do you want me to tell you what it feels like to win at Wembley? Shall I explain the emotion of winning a playoff final? Perhaps you'd like to know what it means to see your captain lift a trophy there?

Aye. Tinpot. Irrelevant. Small. But a division above dem blades again having achieved something you lot can only dream of doing next season.

No interest in resorting to the tedious insults about incest, inbreds etc. But I definitely recall hearing about that sort of foul behaviour a few years ago on TV. Calendar it was. Think the bloke doing the crimes was a nice S2 resident.

Sleep well, oh bitter blades.

Dreaming about Dean HAMmond.

Go and look up the word "patronising"

"No interest in resorting to tedious insults"...... Then promptly delivers
I appreciate that despite your Wembley escapades there just isn't enough of you to have a reasonable continual debate on a forum but that's hardly our fault is it?
Let's be honest. You've had a fine second half of the season but the reality is it's much more likely that we could swap positions next season than Barnsley winning twice at Wembley in one season......ooh, wait a minute!..... Enjoy it while it lasts......
NOW FUCK OFF
 
Were you both stamping your feet when you posted those?

And why is it that so many fans on forums always react like this to other fans of other clubs? Where they feel the need to try and dissuade the person from supporting their club. Like I'm going to think "tha knows what, this numpty is right."

I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it. But if we are so bad, so irrelevant, so small compared to dem blades, how come throughout the 30 years I've been watching BFC you've achieved no more than we have?

And we are a small club. I'm proud of what we achieve in that context. Do you want me to tell you what it feels like to win at Wembley? Shall I explain the emotion of winning a playoff final? Perhaps you'd like to know what it means to see your captain lift a trophy there?

Aye. Tinpot. Irrelevant. Small. But a division above dem blades again having achieved something you lot can only dream of doing next season.

No interest in resorting to the tedious insults about incest, inbreds etc. But I definitely recall hearing about that sort of foul behaviour a few years ago on TV. Calendar it was. Think the bloke doing the crimes was a nice S2 resident.

Sleep well, oh bitter blades.

Dreaming about Dean HAMmond.

We're the only thing that justifies your existence. Otherwise you're nothing club from a nothing town, half heartedly supported by a ragtag bunch of racists and banjo botherers.

Sure you'll have the odd promotion here and there. You'll even have a higher league position than ourselves and Wednesday from time to time (and Barnsley FC will bring out a special DVD about it no doubt). But that's about it.
Because at the heart of it, Barnsley is merely depression in solid form. A testament to human misery throughout the ages.

You're destined for a life of utter banality, simply by being what you are and where you're from. It's an inescapable fact that your achivements will always be far less glorious than our failures. The greatest sensation ever caused in Barnsley was Iain Hume getting his skull caved in. Which is sad when you think about it. (Even though I laughed at the time).
 

Like I say I've lived in Barnsley all my life and people who live here that support United and Wednesday are few and far between.

The majority of lads I know who are into football support Barnsley. Then you have your usual smattering of Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool glory hunters.

It might have been different decades ago like you mention but it's now pretty much a one club town.
When I worked there it was all over the town, not just in one area. There were areas that, like you say contained few if any. The South and the pit villages however were a different story and though Barnsley FCs stock has risen greatly the number of Wendy fans is still relatively high so I'm told from Barnsley Owls I know. Differing areas of Barnsley perhaps as in Sheffield??
 
Find it a tad strange how many bitter replies t'owd dingle lad has got here. OP is a very happy fisherman!

Good on 'em I say. Was speaking to a dingle colleague yesterday who is worried about them going up; he thinks they're not ready for it. Can't see a succesful season ahead for 'em in all honesty.
 
I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it.

:D:D

Could have sworn this clown came on here to give us his thoughts about our club, our support of it & our views on it?? o_O:confused:

Towd "Whitey". From Britain's most racist town, the anus of South Yorkshire.
 
When your Gods are Michael Parkinson, that brainless self centred twat Dickie Bird, Mick McCartly and Ron Piss* it`s no wonder the second tier of football is considered utopia by barnsley supporters.

Looks like the poor lad is such a good barnsley supporter he feels the need to talk about us ,because his lot are actually total arse.




* ok i made up Ron Piss, but threw him in to at least give them an intellectual sounding fan.
 
Were you both stamping your feet when you posted those?

And why is it that so many fans on forums always react like this to other fans of other clubs? Where they feel the need to try and dissuade the person from supporting their club. Like I'm going to think "tha knows what, this numpty is right."

I care more about wet paint drying than I do about your thoughts on my club, my supporting of it or your view on it. But if we are so bad, so irrelevant, so small compared to dem blades, how come throughout the 30 years I've been watching BFC you've achieved no more than we have?

And we are a small club. I'm proud of what we achieve in that context. Do you want me to tell you what it feels like to win at Wembley? Shall I explain the emotion of winning a playoff final? Perhaps you'd like to know what it means to see your captain lift a trophy there?

Aye. Tinpot. Irrelevant. Small. But a division above dem blades again having achieved something you lot can only dream of doing next season.

No interest in resorting to the tedious insults about incest, inbreds etc. But I definitely recall hearing about that sort of foul behaviour a few years ago on TV. Calendar it was. Think the bloke doing the crimes was a nice S2 resident.

Sleep well, oh bitter blades.

Dreaming about Dean HAMmond.
I quite like this fascination you have for you big neighbours it makes me chuckle lol good luck next season now please go away.
 
They should have shut Barnsley down after Kes was made

I suspect very few in Barnsley know this but their iconic 'Kes' was created by a lifelong Blade, Barry Hines, in his novel "A Kestrel for a Knave" upon which that superb film was based.

I met Barry many, many years ago. Sadly he died earlier this year.
 
You at a loose end ya six fingered fuker is little sis in labour with the latest inbread,toss up between u, dad or uncle fuck.

Seems you are at a loose end inbread knuckle dragging bastard what's up sis in labour dunt no Wether it's thine favvas or uncle fuks. Thas got thi two typing fingers one out of thi sis arse wears other from thi aunts clout
I'm sorry, I was never good at Latin.
 
Give the boy credit, he's not done bad and he can string a sentence together, which is probably why the people of Barnsley nominated him as designated troll for the borough.

Gloating is never cool though, no matter what chips you have on your shoulders.
 
We're the only thing that justifies your existence. Otherwise you're nothing club from a nothing town, half heartedly supported by a ragtag bunch of racists and banjo botherers.

Sure you'll have the odd promotion here and there. You'll even have a higher league position than ourselves and Wednesday from time to time (and Barnsley FC will bring out a special DVD about it no doubt). But that's about it.
Because at the heart of it, Barnsley is merely depression in solid form. A testament to human misery throughout the ages.

You're destined for a life of utter banality, simply by being what you are and where you're from. It's an inescapable fact that your achivements will always be far less glorious than our failures. The greatest sensation ever caused in Barnsley was Iain Hume getting his skull caved in. Which is sad when you think about it. (Even though I laughed at the time).
Ahhh, he's here look. Took you a while, which surprised me. Noticed you appearing in every Barnsley themed thread the last few months and expected you to be first to wade into this one. As it is, your words - being a little late to the party - don't really carry the shock factor on this occasion. I know that's your MO on the internet, you big bad man. As for Iain's skull, it was probably as numb as yours. Although, maybe not.

Again, for someone who finds us irrelevant you don't half bang on about us. A nothing club who've achieved just as much as your - I'm guessing 'something' club - in the 30 years I've been watching the game. I've seen us in the third division for six seasons, twice promoted out of there. Is this next season your sixth?And get further away from promotion with every passing year. Christ. We had Jay McEveley and Matt Hill in our side the day we relegated you in 2011. You're still there, and have only recently shed such ex BFC dross. SHED, I said. Not Ched. Haha, imagine that. Losing out on promotion despite the gap you told Wednesday to mind. Then blaming it on bad luck based on your strikers decision to cheat on his missus in a questionable manner. He shags who he wants, you said. Aye, he fucked dem blades good and proper.

You're right though on your failures being glorious.

You aren't all bad though. Some's knickers remain untwisted. I've only got one mate who supports United. Known him since I was a nipper. He gets in for your games as a junior though, yet he's 35. How's that work? Even with my extra digits I'm struggling to add that up. Maybe I can get a job with the Scarborough Group?
 
The problem with manufacturing rivalries is that it doesn't work. I think there is a South Barnsley club you could have a rivalry with?
Who (apart from you) said owt about rivalry? You're not even in our division. I came here to wish you luck for next season, in your sixth attempt to get out of the 'pub league' as you used to call it. Do you have any rivals anymore? Donny have reverted to type, back where they belong, and the rest of us are above you. Again. You've always got Danny's Chesterfield I suppose. One of the worst footballers I've ever seen play for BFC is his assistant. You know, your club legend?
 
I suspect very few in Barnsley know this but their iconic 'Kes' was created by a lifelong Blade, Barry Hines, in his novel "A Kestrel for a Knave" upon which that superb film was based.

I met Barry many, many years ago. Sadly he died earlier this year.

Born Hoylamd Common . Fantastic writer with Ken Loach directing the film.

Barry Hines , knew about real life , real situations with no Hollywood endings .

Some of the best iconic films are funny and sad at the same time , same as reading a book .

UTB
 

Ahhh, he's here look. Took you a while, which surprised me. Noticed you appearing in every Barnsley themed thread the last few months and expected you to be first to wade into this one

Always glad to meet a fan. I had to shorten your essay to me down a bit though because you're a boring cunt. Hope you didn't mind.
 

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