Haha... I'll tell Foxy's embarrasing story.
He was in the Olympic Gallery at Wembley (it was either the FA Cup Semi in 1993... or more embarrasingly because he was older, the Play Off Final in 1997.) Young Mr Fox was armed with bog roll.
However, he didn't understand that you were meant to hold on to one end of the toilet roll so the rest could unravel. Mr Fox was launching full bog rolls off the balcony expecting them to unravel all by themselves.
He apologises in case you were one of the people who had a full bog roll land on your head.