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I'dve helped him out with "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", cheers.
 



Could be any one of us for all I know.......but don't get the significance of them being fat
 
Barnette said:
Could be any one of us for all I know.......but don't get the significance of them being fat
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Just the most obviously recognisable thing about them. They all look like fat lesbians even though I'm sure one of them is male.

If they all had big noses they'd be called the big nose family. If they all were in wheelchairs they'd be called the wheelchair family.
 
PeterNdlovu081 said:
Just the most obviously recognisable thing about them. They all look like fat lesbians even though I'm sure one of them is male.

If they all had big noses they'd be called the big nose family. If they all were in wheelchairs they'd be called the wheelchair family.
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If they were black?
 
zablade said:
I got a complete cock sat near me on Saturday who appeared to be a profane John Motson, decided to comentate to his mate on every move on the pitch but added the word 'fuckin" to every comment.

I'm no prude and can swear along with the best but every sentence..

"Play if fuckin left"

"He's going to fuckin shoot"

"Get it in fuckin box"

"Great fuckin pass"

"Terrible fuckin pass"

And so on....
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I can swear with the best of em, but stood in the ticket office yesterday and two lads behind us used the f word about every third word. Made Jack and me laugh, but actually it wasn't very funny. Why do people swear just for the sake if it? Habit?
 
Northyorksblade said:
Really?
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Yes, I tend to find things funny that others would find distasteful and I genuinely did not expect that reply, the shock factor made me laugh. To be clear I wouldn't find calling a black family that horrendous word funny it's more the fact I attempted to be funny and he shot me down in probably the best way possible.
 
I had a wonderful experimental at Charlton recently when I sat in front of a bloke who spent the whole match using the C word. When I finally dared to turn and politely ask him to stop yelling it in my ear he then turned on me (I am a 40 something woman).

It was horrible and made me question whether I really wanted to go to matches to be in that sort of atmosphere....... giving it another go tomorrow tho :)
 
Barnette said:
I had a wonderful experimental at Charlton recently when I sat in front of a bloke who spent the whole match using the C word. When I finally dared to turn and politely ask him to stop yelling it in my ear he then turned on me (I am a 40 something woman).

It was horrible and made me question whether I really wanted to go to matches to be in that sort of atmosphere....... giving it another go tomorrow tho :)
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You sure he wasn't saying Coutts?
 



I've had the misfortune of sitting next to the head of the fat family on two occasions.

Firstly, away at Brentford where he spent 15 minutes telling us why Daryl Westlake was the best full back in the league, and would go onto play in the Premier League.

Second, away at Swindon last season, where he again spent an unwelcome 15 minutes telling us that Callum McFadzean was actually a good defender, and Adkins had fucked up by blaming him for the 4-0 defeat at Gillingham and he thought he'd be a key part of our promotion challenge.

So not only are they fat, they also seem to know fuck all about football either.
 
I've always sat on the kop by choice but one time was a 'family day' so introduced my family bar the youngest to the treat of watching United on the South Stand.
Short version - 2 fat bastards sat next to us and couldn't stop talking about it being a 'fish factory' or 'c*nt farm' all game (because of the number of women), I imagine it was a surprise for them to actually be that close to a woman of any sort.
Morale - it doesn't matter where you sit, these idiots can pop up any where.
 
Tyler Durden said:
We're having this problem at the moment. Last season we had a whiny old prick behind us who made watching United even more painful than it already was.

So we moved this season and now have a fat old heart-attack candidate of a twat who talks like a dingle and is constantly gobbing off, even at 4-0 up. The urge to empty my Bovril over his head is getting very hard to contain.
So it looks like we're moving again next season.

So avoid Kop gangway E rows LL and M near the supporting pillar.
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You must be really close to me. I'm very close to that pillar......... care to elaborate on a seat number??!!
 



sheffielder said:
You're not the fat old heart-attack candidate are you?
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Well I've had a heart attack and I'm not a stick insect but luckily I'm a big lad rather than a lardarse and not overly vocal. Does the fat fuck sit with his Mrs? If he doesn't, I'm in the clear!!
 
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