Finally beaten

[Ricky]

What did the Fat Family smell of this week then, McDonalds, KFC or their own piss?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Men all revolve around ....

Coming in late
Leaving early
Standing at top of steps to watch last few minutes blocking my view
Stewards who do feck all about one above
Secret farting (totally unacceptable and culprit needs medical attention)
Not knowing wtf phase 5 is

Not forgetting the type of gormless cunt who appears on every stand, who thinks it's acceptable to stop dead before taking his seat to say oreyt to his pal Derek and have a mini conversation whilst blocking the view of those behind him.

 

[Eccoblade66]

My word, it's a football match where all sections of society congregate. It's hardly going to be a bunch of hooray henrys that go to the theatre.

For years on here we've had the fans being blamed for our 6 years in the wilderness, and now fans referring to fellow Blades as 'scum'

The Lane is still like a library with no atmosphere until we score and those that seem to be showing any passion are rounded on by the holier than thou brigade.

We need a singing section on the kop or standing brought back and perhaps all those who dislike other people could all sit together it could be arranged on here like a car share but a seat swap?

I'm sorry but scum is the nicest thing I can call them

 

[Nade]

I would also like to hear about this so called 'fat family'.

Nowt wrong with being fat. It's great.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

I'm sorry but scum is the nicest thing I can call them

Fair enough but clearly they deserve a right of reply ;-)

 

[Basegreen_Blade]

Come to the back of the Kop

Here's their holiday snap from Benidorm

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That picture makes the one on the right look quite fit!

 

[cahill]

I would also like to hear about this so called 'fat family'.

Nowt wrong with being fat. It's great.

finding the right bra can be a pain though

 

[Tyler Durden]

The Fat Family are a brood of genetically defective fucknuts who would benefit greatly from a dose of involuntary euthanasia.

Objectively speaking.

 

[Fev-blade]

This is the problem with seating,,,in standing dick heads stand with dick heads but personalities can clash when allocated a seat next to a prick.

 

[cahill]

Come to the back of the Kop


That picture makes the one on the right look quite fit!

Its the red hair, the pink thong and the "comely" look that gets the blood flowing.

Liz is not reading this is she ?

 

[derfblade.3]

Best place in the ground? Stood up right across the back of the kop.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

The Fat Family are a brood of genetically defective fucknuts who would benefit greatly from a dose of involuntary euthanasia.

Objectively speaking.

Come off the fence, tell us what you really think.

 

[cahill]

This is the problem with seating,,,in standing dick heads stand with dick heads but personalities can class when allocated a seat next to a prick.

Another argument in favour of standing areas, you can shuffle around without the same embarrassment or social faux pas

 

[JordoBlade]

What I hate most about the KOP is mongos that can't accept an opinion what differs to theirs so they get all rowdy. There's a kid at back of KOP who bangs on about knocking every twat out if they get on the back of blades and don't just clap and applaud every shit pass like fucking seals.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

What I hate most about the KOP is mongos that can't accept an opinion what differs to theirs so they get all rowdy. There's a kid at back of KOP who bangs on about knocking every twat out if they get on the back of blades and don't just clap and applaud every shit pass like fucking seals.

Mongos !!!!!

 

[BigBed]

You should knock him out and leave him propped up next to the fat family!

 

[west_yorks_blade]

You should knock him out and leave him propped up next to the fat family!

They'd eat him.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Mongos !!!!!

Cinematographic reference, I presume

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Just bought a 1/2 season ticket for the Kop and have no intention whatsoever of ever sitting in my new seat. Upgrading every home game to BL upper corner, only £2 a time and usually you can sit (or stand on the back row) wherever you want (due to the usual lack of punters in that part of the ground). So if you cop for a t***er it's easier enough to move elsewhere.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Just bought a 1/2 season ticket for the Kop and have no intention whatsoever of ever sitting in my new seat. Upgrading every home game to BL upper corner, only £2 a time and usually you can sit (or stand on the back row) wherever you want (due to the usual lack of punters in that part of the ground). So if you cop for a t***er it's easier enough to move elsewhere.

I went in their once and the atmosphere was quiet.

 

[zablade]

Let's just say we sit behind the fat family, I think a few people on here will know who I mean

Oh the Golightly's... my sympathy.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Don't the fat family spend most of the game at the refreshment kiosk?

 

[brownie4583]

I don't like the kop,used to go there but been going in south stand for a few seasons now it's a lot better and I also prefer side view as opposed to being the goal

 

[wizadry]

Best place in the ground? Stood up right across the back of the kop.

Exactly! You don't have daft cunts saying shit behind you, they say it just in front or to the side of you instead.

 

[zablade]

I got a complete cock sat near me on Saturday who appeared to be a profane John Motson, decided to comentate to his mate on every move on the pitch but added the word 'fuckin" to every comment.

I'm no prude and can swear along with the best but every sentence..

"Play if fuckin left"

"He's going to fuckin shoot"

"Get it in fuckin box"

"Great fuckin pass"

"Terrible fuckin pass"

And so on....

 

[SteveBlade]

Who are this fat family? I'd like to know exactly what their crimes are, other than being fat.

 

[JJBlade]

Sit on your sofa and watch Jeff Stelling
It's a very good show and Jeff is real quality, I can highly recommend it

 

[YES Blade]

I remember reading a story on either Bladesmad or possibly bladesunited about the fat family. Maybe someone could confirm or deny this story?

When the mother was pregnant with her son, she was going round telling everyone that Brian Deane was the father? Obviously that lad is clearly not the son of Deano!

 

[Danny_Boy]

Imagine thinking "oh I'll just have a look at a Blades forum see what's going on" and then find you're the hot topic of a conversation such as this. Ouch that would burn.

 

[BigBed]

2 birds........................