Fictional players who’d do a job for us.

[shorehamview]

Hot Shot Hamish would be a brilliant signing.

Any more?

 

[mattbianco1]

Jimmy Muir

 

[JackSUFC]

Pre-season has peaked.

 

[Woodward's Currie]

with his rocket l reckon he could score 20 +

 

[snb69]

Billy the Fish would be better than Hendo

 

[Manuel Azaña]

Ali Dia

Phenomenal.

 

[KoppedOff]

Dean Hammond could sweep the car park.

 

[BerksBlade]

Hot Shot Hamish would be a brilliant signing.
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Any more?

He'd never sign for us when he can get champions League football at Celtic!
A couple of rejects from Jossy's Giants is nearer our budget.

 

[Russ]

We couldn’t get Dave Bassett but his brother Mike was a fine replacement.



I can see a story developing here!

 

[S40BLADE]

With how bare-bones are squad is at the moment this fucker...

 

[robbiez666]

Anyone we can pay a fictional wage to.

 

[benn5712]

Alternative to Hendo.
Can't have Hendo's on fish anyway. It's not reyt.

 

[tyke1889]

I'd have Raven, but we don't play with wingers.

 

[Yank]

GK if can't get Henderson:

 

[1973Blade]

The Beano's Ball Boy is a fantastic player!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Hagerty F., Hagerty R., Tomkins, Noble, Carrick, Dobson, Crapper, Dewhurst, MacIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt

 

[benn5712]

For anybody having serious withdrawal symptoms from no footie, Copa America on Freesat ch 252, Freeview ch 64.
Concacaf midnight -ish same channel.

In case you didn't know.

 

[Sean Thornton]

GK if can't get Henderson:
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Nah. Bernard Briggs. He could do the windows at a discount as well.

 

[DifferentClass]

The Beano's Ball Boy is a fantastic player!
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The new art direction is shit though. Much preferred it when he played in Bournemouth red and black stripes.

 

[benn5712]

Nah. Bernard Briggs. He could do the windows at a discount as well.

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Looks like Alf Tupper. Runner and Welder. I mean Welder and runner.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Tommy Orpington seems to bang a few in for Weatherfield Rovers.

And this guy

 

[Sean Thornton]

Rex Findlay and Brown Fox.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Nick Montgomery?

 

[Manuel Azaña]

I'd take that shirt as the new one for the PL.

 

[mattbianco1]

 

[FMBlade1]

These two deadly partnership up front, Santiago Munez and Gavin Harris

 

[1973Blade]

The new art direction is shit though. Much preferred it when he played in Bournemouth red and black stripes.

I agree, I hadn't realised he looks so tacky now!

 

[fireblade]

Zeus, would do a job.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

For when the £500k a week Pogba arrives at BDTBL, we can have The Monk in goal.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

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