Fictional players who’d do a job for us.

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

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Frank !!

(Ribery after the cosmetic surgery ?)

 

[Tezza1889]

Johnny x

Invisible striker - signed last week..

 

[diode_blade]

Blades team celebrating promotion to Prem League 2019....

 

[3-GBlade]

Thunderbolt and Smokey

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Adolf Hitler - good attacker, but maybe not so good defensively

Attila the Hun - needs no explanation, but his horse might be a problem

Abraham Lincoln - only needs one shot

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

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Blades team celebrating promotion to Prem League 2019....

I thought they had found the ball where Simmo's penalty landed then remembered that it's still on the moon

 

[flashinblade1889]

Benson and Hedges up front .........

 

[BushBlade]

View attachment 55562Benson and Hedges up front .........

Hedges is Steve McNulty

 

[Silent Blade]

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Just realised I posted this picture in the wrong thread! Doh!

 

[Russ]

Might have to be a trip to the North East to see who Jossy can spare us. The lad on the right with the John Gannon haircut always looked a decent prospect!!

 

[100% part time blade]

Sim Dalt - the young keeper denied a career when the school inspector made them send him to Clinic Street Special School and nasty Bob Thropper (school team captain) wouldn’t let him play for his old school any more. This lad would be perfect to step in should an unforeseen goalkeeping crisis hit us the day before a big match.

Absolutely loved it when the teacher would look at the rain pelting down outside, scrap whatever we were doing, get this book out and just read stories.

 

[brownie4583]

We need the hard man Johnny Dexter at the back to kick Grealish,Sterling,Mane etc

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Nobby

 

[bornablade]

there was one in the 1960's 'The Team that Jack built' in the Victor.

an unfashionable club with journeymen players and no cheque book mentality.

 

[diode_blade]

View attachment 55562Benson and Hedges up front .........

Smokey and the Bandit

 

[Maidenhead]

Tommy Orpington seems to bang a few in for Weatherfield Rovers.

And this guy

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When did he get transferred from County?

Coronation street lads will be devastated

 

[Maidenhead]

The lad Onme Edson that was rumoured never actually turned up.

I reckon that was a work of fiction and he was meant to be a bloody world beater

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

When did he get transferred from County?

Coronation street lads will be devastated

I do beg your pardon. You're correct. As an avid follower I'm embarrassed by this error.

 

[DeanLearner'sCat]

Luis Amor Rodriguez kept Harchester United in the Premier League and could do a similar job for us.

 

[Silent Blade]

If you remember reading the Star in the 1960s and 1970s

 

[Addison]

View attachment 55562Benson and Hedges up front .........

Don't forget the legend that is Kevin "tonka" Tonkinson

 

[benn5712]

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Blades team celebrating promotion to Prem League 2019....

Or Wendy's messing with telly aerial so they can watch Monster trucks. Again.

 

[diode_blade]

Or Wendy's messing with telly aerial so they can watch Monster trucks. Again.

they think an aerial cleans pig sh1t up....and makes them whiter than......

 

[benn5712]

they think an aerial cleans pig sh1t up....and makes them whiter than......

I had enough bother spelling aerial. Satellite dish was beyond me and you need a beeper anyways.

 

[diode_blade]

LMFAO.....dropped mi chuffin tinnie now....

 

[kopstander79]

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Genuine lol loved that scene Charlie Charles Charles king of the dribble !

 

[tyke1889]

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[BushBlade]

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Signing for Cardiff.

 

[brownie4583]

I reckon we could prise Gordon Stewart away from Tynecastle City if Henderson doesn’t come back on loan.

 

[haich1889]

Does anyone remember this fictional footballer that appeared in the early 70's??
The BBC managed to cast possibly the worse teenage footballer to play the lead role in a series about a kid that turns a rubbish team into winners. It produced some of the most cringe-worthy & embarrassing footage about football ever seen. This kid couldn't kick the ball let alone dribble & tackle. He had obviously never played the game before & looked as awkward as me gramma would have done in a sumo wrestle.

The role criteria & audition obviously didn't involve playing football. It was the talk of the school yard he was so bad.

This guy would struggle to do a job for an over 70's blind team with amputated limbs.