Fastest player: current squad?

[SwissBlade]

I’m going for Dean Henderson. In the time it took our strikers to reach the edge of the area on the byline, Deano was leaping on them celebrating.

He’s also the fastest boyband member to not be in a boyband

 

[mattbianco1]

I’m going for Dean Henderson. In the time it took our strikers to reach the edge of the area on the byline, Deano was leaping on them celebrating.

He’s also the fastest boyband member to not be in a boyband

Only because Baldock wasn't on the pitch

 

[Ricky]

Over longer distances it might actually be Leonard.

Hereby kicking off a 20 page 'we need pace' thread....

 

[Eric Cartman]

I thought you were asking seriously, I was thinking in my head 'well clearly George Baldock' with a face like so:

Then I opened the thread and was more like:

 

[Lmaobob]

Freeman said Basham is up there with one of the quickest but that was before we signed Baldock

 

[stringjunior]

Is it Dean Hammond?

 

[SteveBlade]

Ryan Leonard is by far our quickest player...

On Fifa.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Stearmany.

 

[RossingtonBlade]

Leonard by far. Would say Baldock second.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Over longer distances it might actually be Leonard.

Hereby kicking off a 20 page 'we need pace' thread....

It's good that Leonard is helping you finally get over Mansett Ricky.....

 

[Ricky]

It's good that Leonard is helping you finally get over Mansett Ricky.....

I believe in Lenny. He could be blacker but the athleticism is still obvious and he should be a good player for us, if not always a regular.

 

[8lade]

Obviously Usain Baldock, with a name like that.

 

[Roygbiv]

Lavery is quick. In a way. In a way that he looks quick but isn't really that quick at all.

 

[Luke1993]

Johnson or hogan

 

[BigBed]

Is it Dean Hammond?

The unseen speed, like air, electric or sound..........whooooooosh.

 

[Iceybabey]

Laffs is the fastest right?

 

[Davalon]

Wilder showed a good turn of pace down the right wing on Saturday.

Impressive for a near 51 year old in the 93rd minute.

 

[SwissBlade]

Wilder showed a good turn of pace down the right wing on Saturday.

Impressive for a near 51 year old in the 93rd minute.

Was he faster then Henderson though? I'd like to see Bergen Blade do a side by side analysis on how Henderson v Wilder v Leon on that goal celebration.

 

[Davalon]

Was he faster then Henderson though? I'd like to see Bergen Blade do a side by side analysis on how Henderson v Wilder v Leon on that goal celebration.

Surely with today's technology we can calculate individual speed.

They've been measuring shot speed for years.

Measure starting point, ending point, and time taken to get there.

Fucking easy this lark.

 

[SwissBlade]

Surely with today's technology we can calculate individual speed.

They've been measuring shot speed for years.

Measure starting point, ending point, and time taken to get there.

Fucking easy this lark.

Its already done, the GPS vests they wear under the shirts give this information, although i don't think Wilder wears one

 

[Davalon]

Its already done, the GPS vests they wear under the shirts give this information, although i don't think Wilder wears one

Looking at him these days I'd say he wears several

 

[CopenhagenBlade]

Its already done, the GPS vests they wear under the shirts give this information, although i don't think Wilder wears one

Not sure there is space for much more under his shirt...too many Peroni’s I think

 

[bromtom]

Surely with today's technology we can calculate individual speed.

They've been measuring shot speed for years.

Measure starting point, ending point, and time taken to get there.

Fucking easy this lark.

Just need the pitch dimensions and SUVAT.

Velocity = distance / time

Would be interesting.

McG wouldn't like the results though. M(cG)ilk Float haha

 

[SwissBlade]

Not sure there is space for much more under his shirt...too many Peroni’s I think

He's looking forward to big coat weather...!

 

[BigBed]

The unseen speed, like air, electric or sound..........whooooooosh.

I would've said, fibre optic broadband, but mines wank!

Much like Dean Hammond to be fair!!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Talking of fast things:

Three blokes applied for a job. After the interview they couldn't be split.

The interviewer decided to call the three back in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

As the three interviewees sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning. One minute it's not there, then boom, you think about something.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you?', he asked the second man.

'Well, at my dad's farm, when you step out of the house, there's a light switch on the wall. When you flip the switch, way out across the field the light in the barn comes on in an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was even more impressed with the second answer and thought he had found his man.

Turning to the third and final man, the interviewer said, 'It's going to be hard to beat the speed of light mate,' but.give it your best shot.

He replied, 'Well, after hearing the previous two answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIAHORRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Yep', he says. 'I woke up with a bout the other night and before I could even think about switching the light on I'd shit myself.'

 

[I should coco]

Talking of fast things:

A man was driving along a country road when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while and he noticed the chicken was doing 30 mph. He wondered how fast it could run, so he sped up to 40mph and the chicken easily matched him.

The bloke put his foot down and sped up to 60 mph but the chicken was now ahead of him.

Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and into a farmyard. The man followed the chicken in and saw the farmer with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"

The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all have a leg."

"That's amazing!" said the driver "What do they taste like?"

"Don't know, I ain't caught one yet!"


Coat on and gathering hat, scarf and gloves..........

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Sharp is the fastest over two metres faster than our Kes .