FAO West Ham Forum

[Linz]

Many thanks for the kind and generous offer to loan us your quota of imbeciles.

We have been touched, nay overwhelmed, by the constant flood of illiterates, social outcasts and mentally unstable people from your forum to ours to really liven up those staid and long-winded factual discussions with some light-hearted shenanigans and tomfoolery.

We are constantly amazed at their inability to grasp simple facts and we applaud their dedication to their cause, come what may.

Many have made sacrifices along the way and I urge you all to take a few moments to remember the brave souls that fell along the wayside in the invasion:

* The Truth - Despite many of these brave Boleyn soldiers having only a fleeting grasp of this fine faculty, it appears to have suffered its final breath a few days ago.

* The English Language - In their eagerness to run into battle, many a happy hammer have slaughtered their mother tongue. We remember her.

* Dignity - The last quality of a reasonable being, no one here has lost more honour and esteem than your courageous keyboard warriors.

Again, I reiterate that we are thankful for this opportunity to gaze into the minds and rationality of retards, but we'd be much obliged if you could take them all back now.

It's getting very tiresome.

Ta xxx

 

[rachyblade]

lol quality

 

[Linz]

Bless their little cotton socks... they think they made our lives a misery.

Add to that list of things above:

* A sense of their own self-importance

EDIT: And someone really ought to tell them about referral stats!

 

[The Inquisitor]

Rofl! As a West Ham supporter, I find these people an embarressment to our club.

 

[Charles]

I think the Inquisitor is being kind when he talks about these people. I live in the south and most are larger version of the Phil Mitchell types who have only one thought and that is for themselves. You can always hear them coming because their knuckles make a terrible noise as they drag along the ground. Ugly bugger most, as well.