Elijah CockeyTiger Paul

[SteveBlade]

He's just posted this on Facebook. Defender, black, Blade, clearly wants to play for us. Get him in.

It's my pleasure to sent this correspondent to Sheffield United FC. Actually, I'm versatile Nigerian defender. Also, I'm die-hard fan of The Blades because many of my soccer idol have represent this famous club. Infact, it couldn't be physically easy for me to come for this request, because i came from poor family background and i am not financial stable to sponsor my travel trip to United Kingdom, before i personally decide to contact Sheffield United FC via Facebook. Meanwhile, the purpose of my message, i want to joined Sheffield United FC as a player, to enabled me play serious business football for my career and achieve my dreams as a professional footballer. Professionally, I've built up my confidence and strength with top amateur side here in my country, i played with ambitious mind to enabled me achieve amongst African brightest superstar in world of the football, i think am good any of them, i can do better than some players in EPL, Sky Bet Championship, Lique 1, Serie A, Bundesliga and La Liga. Finally, i need a connection that will landed me a professional contract at Sheffield United. Apparently, do not hesitate to contact me, if Sheffield United FC may required any further information about me, please I'm on bended kneels begging and looking forward to hear or received a feedback from Sheffield United FC. Thanks, Elijah Paul from Nigeria. +2349076558869

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Well we have a chairman who once fell for Nigerian promised investment?

 

[The Crab]

Well we have a chairman who once fell for Nigerian promised investment?

Jacob Esan IIRC? He was being touted around at a couple of Steelers matches too.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

GERRIMINTUFTY.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Jacob Esan IIRC? He was being touted around at a couple of Steelers matches too.

That's the one - I vaguely recall the official club site suggesting could be worth up to 500 million

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Still listed as a board member here https://www.bloomberg.com/profiles/people/17745993-jacob-esan

 

[The Crab]

That's the one - I vaguely recall the official club site suggesting could be worth up to 500 million

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

He's just posted this on Facebook. Defender, black, Blade, clearly wants to play for us. Get him in.

It's my pleasure to sent this correspondent to Sheffield United FC. Actually, I'm versatile Nigerian defender. Also, I'm die-hard fan of The Blades because many of my soccer idol have represent this famous club. Infact, it couldn't be physically easy for me to come for this request, because i came from poor family background and i am not financial stable to sponsor my travel trip to United Kingdom, before i personally decide to contact Sheffield United FC via Facebook. Meanwhile, the purpose of my message, i want to joined Sheffield United FC as a player, to enabled me play serious business football for my career and achieve my dreams as a professional footballer. Professionally, I've built up my confidence and strength with top amateur side here in my country, i played with ambitious mind to enabled me achieve amongst African brightest superstar in world of the football, i think am good any of them, i can do better than some players in EPL, Sky Bet Championship, Lique 1, Serie A, Bundesliga and La Liga. Finally, i need a connection that will landed me a professional contract at Sheffield United. Apparently, do not hesitate to contact me, if Sheffield United FC may required any further information about me, please I'm on bended kneels begging and looking forward to hear or received a feedback from Sheffield United FC. Thanks, Elijah Paul from Nigeria. +2349076558869

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What a load of crap. Do you seriously believe that post.....





I mean, not once does he mention being sent monies, or bank details.

 

[elgoog44]

heard Ali Dia, has a son!!

 

[sheffielder]

ask him to send his email address and I will paypal him something across later.

 

[Latters]

He seems young (unless he's an Obafemi Martins type, in which case gerrimin anyway) and hungry so has sufficient credentials for some on here...

 

[Paulus]

Apparently his agent is Onmi Edson.....

 

[The Crab]

heard Ali Dia, has a son!!

Yep, first name is Neitherherenor

 

[Sirius]

Jacob Esan IIRC? He was being touted around at a couple of Steelers matches too.

He was after free tickets,that's all it was

 

[Mouth of the South]

Is he quick?

I bet we've seen worse at BDTBL in recent years

 

[The Crab]

He was after free tickets,that's all it was

Bet he got some free hospitality too.

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

Did Roberto write that?

 

[The Crab]

Is it me, or does he look a bit cross eyed? Be a fucker facing a penalty from him and trying to see where he's looking.

 

[HoodedClaw]

Not French, so a no from me

 

[Russ]

Don't you just think he'd be robbing us? Is he Robin Hood?
In fact if you look closely he has an uncanny resemblance to Littlejohn.

 

[SteveBlade]

Oh my goodness