During the close season I like to.....

[ShorehamRevolution]

....Twiddle my thumbs while wondering if I could get into cricket full time.
Surely the club could offer some support in this lonely time by at least opening a helpline on what to do

 

[HighfieldBlade]

...go fishing.
#TeamMaggots

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Leer alot

 

[Muttley]

...avoid cricket.

As much as I have tried to like it, I just can't.

 

[Brian Blessed]

... move it move it

 

[Rodley]

...invent increasingly bizarre and irrational scenarios about what’s happening at SUFC in my mind and then moan about them on here.

 

[TJB.]

Sit down for a wee.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Find out where my wall is, nowadays.

 

[Snowman]

Chat shit with the Footballing Gods (may they forever smile on us) to get as many arse licking points in the bag for the coming season.

 

[ShefRedandWhite]

Sit down for a wee.

The king's piss... usually done at work whilst browsing a certain football forum

 

[Northyorksblade]

...avoid cricket.

As much as I have tried to like it, I just can't.

Heathen

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

luxuriously masturbate at all hours of the day & night

 

[Grappler]

Weird isn't it?, me and Mrs G went to the food festival in town yesterday, as we were walking around, at about 3.30, she said, "doesn't feel like a Saturday does it?", and I had to agree, Saturday afternoon IS football.

 

[Swannyblade]

Screw cricket, speedway is my summer sport of choice

 

[Silent Blade]

Cricket keeps me sane during the summer. Feel sorry for those who dont like cricket.

 

[Muttley]

Heathen

I expected that you would pick up on this one. I have tried, honest! I do admire your love for both sports though, and the excuse to toddle off around the world to watch it.


It all stems form the 6 week school holidays back in the 70's when all that was on daytime telly was county cricket, seemingly all day, every day. I wondered what the attraction of watching a load of blokes standing around doing nowt.

 

[8lade]

It all stems form the 6 week school holidays back in the 70's when all that was on daytime telly was county cricket, seemingly all day, every day. I wondered what the attraction of watching a load of blokes standing around doing nowt.

And the commentary goes along the lines of, 'and the pigeon has returned to square leg...'

 

[8lade]

and you wished for rain so they'd put 'Day of the Daleks' on instead.

 

[DifferentClass]

Watch porn.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

... watch some football whilst I wait for the first cricket match of the new season.

 

[bornablade]

I expected that you would pick up on this one. I have tried, honest! I do admire your love for both sports though, and the excuse to toddle off around the world to watch it.


It all stems form the 6 week school holidays back in the 70's when all that was on daytime telly was county cricket, seemingly all day, every day. I wondered what the attraction of watching a load of blokes standing around doing nowt.

There's about a dozen blokes stood outside our place doing some tarmaccing.

It reminds me of a cricket match.

 

[Eza Blade]

1, Remember what the missus is called
2, download a stack of season highlights
3, book a holiday
4, drink beer while listening to cricket on radio

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Go mad with the boredom

 

[Liverpool blade]

1. Spending time with my wife
2. Go on holiday with my wife( lake Garda this year). 2 weeks with German tourists!!!!. Oh what fun. Lol.
3. Go walking in the Lake District or Peak District.
4. Waiting for the fixtures to come out and booking hotels for the upcoming 4pm kickoffs on a Sunday afternoon at places like Southampton etc?.
Have a good summer all no matter what you do. UTB

 

[Blade56]

I’m only going to clean the teeth in the left side of me mouth with whitening toothpaste until we play our first PL game to see if anyone notices when I get to the ground.

 

[Darthblade]

....Twiddle my thumbs while wondering if I could get into cricket full time.
Surely the club could offer some support in this lonely time by at least opening a helpline on what to do

....Twiddle my thumbs while wondering if I could get into cricket full time.
Surely the club could offer some support in this lonely time by at least opening a helpline on what to do

Go on a steamy threesome date with scarlett johannsen and kelly brooke whilst waiting for the fixtures

 

[Kevin Arnott]

Watch porn.

I've heard that films such as you recommend here often have stars in them resembling our long ex midfielder Len De Goey ?

 

[shorehamview]

If I’ve got a free Saturday I’m usually in my workshop. I make things from reclaimed, salvaged and upcycled materials. I sell at a few craft fairs, keeps me in glue, screws and shiny new tools.

 

[Weasel]

F**k like a porn star.

I try to model my shaggin technique on the best - the great Ron Jeremy, however im sure my missus would claim that its more like John Holmes i.e. the cock has been lifeless for a long time....

 

[nezimão]

luxuriously masturbate at all hours of the day & night

you need to get into this:

i’ve not spunked in years, feel great!