Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Greasy Chap Butty]

He’s younger than me, better looking than me, richer than me, more talented than me…

But worse than that, I’m sat at my desk wearing a 10 year old pair of Adidas tennis shorts and a T-shirt from flippin’ TKMaxx.

So, yup, he’s better dressed than me n’all….

Look at that bellend playing kickball for £100k a week, on holiday, shafting fit models, be retired in 10 years. He needs to get a proper job, and dress reyt.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Uncanny

 

[bromtom]

Uncanny

I bet someone on one of his WhatsApp groups calls him Disco Lew because of that outfit.

 

[Sithblade]

Neil is in his 70s and is using a bumbag, Sheffield men must be the most stylish in the country.

 

[alcoblade]

funny how some old codgers on here take the mick out of DCL for his metropolitan swagger but then probably hark back to the days of Bowie, T Rex. Roxy Music, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop and Slade as the pinnacle of 'cool' (they literally wore makeup and women's clothing)

I think they all looked liked like twats, then and now.

 

[alcoblade]

I’m sat at my desk wearing a 10 year old pair of Adidas tennis shorts and a T-shirt from flippin’ TKMaxx.

So, yup, he’s better dressed than me n’all….

He really isn’t…..

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

This was his girlfriend in October 2020 https://sportmob.com/en/article/898...ey-Dominic-Calert-Lewin-s-Stunning-Girlfriend

What the actual fuck is that website?

The fact that it exists annoys should annoy everyone more than the clothes DCL wears.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

No doubt. I'm sure that's what others do too. It needs clamping down on. Just seems very odd he's the one being called out for it.

If a multi-millionaire tries to dictate how to spend tax payers money whilst setting up companies to avoid paying tax, perhaps some media outlets might think it's newsworthy.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

This was his girlfriend in October 2020 https://sportmob.com/en/article/898...ey-Dominic-Calert-Lewin-s-Stunning-Girlfriend

Aye, went to school with her

 

[Barney]

"Unfortunately the Blades have not yet made any signings"

Me:

 

[alcoblade]

If a multi-millionaire tries to dictate how to spend tax payers money whilst setting up companies to avoid paying tax, perhaps some media outlets might think it's newsworthy.

Is that what Rashford has done, out of interest?

 

[alcoblade]

"Unfortunately the Blades have not yet made any signings"

Me:

His dress sense seems that ridiculous that I'm not sure if these are serious anymore? Is that photoshopped, or is it really some sort of fancy dress/ piss take?

 

[Barney]

His dress sense seems that ridiculous that I'm not sure if these are serious anymore? Is that photoshopped, or is it really some sort of fancy dress/ piss take?

It's real, they're on his instagram. There's worse ones on there. It was always going to get a gentle piss taking on a forum full of footy fans but at the same time fair play to him.

 

[Gaini Blade]

This is the correct attire for international footballers.

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Can't beat the classic smoking jacket Bert.

 

[Gaini Blade]

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Anyone just have uncontrollable urge to learn to play the harpsichord? No such yearnings here...

 

[Grappler]

To quote the late great David Bowie…
‘ I had to sort of con Mick Ronson to stick the make up on, he’s from Hull you know…..
‘ but when the guys realised how much girls they could pull they took to it like a fish to water…’

I remember an interview with Brian Eno (who was simply known as "Eno", in his Roxy Music days) where he said that when he joined the group, Bryan Ferry was trying to get them all to wear eyeliner and make up, and Eno was having none of it. He eventually gave in, and started wearing it, and for some reason he couldn't explain, he started getting more girls. The more camp and outrageous he acted and dressed, the more women he got (he was divorced from his first wife at this point).

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

If a multi-millionaire tries to dictate how to spend tax payers money whilst setting up companies to avoid paying tax, perhaps some media outlets might think it's newsworthy.

Should keep his head down like all the others? I still think it's a bit shitty how they've singled him out.

He should pay full tax in the proper way, I agree, they all should.

In fact, genuinely, he'd generate plenty of cash if he got his team-mates and those at other clubs to sign up to not doing these (legal) loophole schemes.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I remember an interview with Brian Eno (who was simply known as "Eno", in his Roxy Music days) where he said that when he joined the group, Bryan Ferry was trying to get them all to wear eyeliner and make up, and Eno was having none of it. He eventually gave in, and started wearing it, and for some reason he couldn't explain, he started getting more girls. The more camp and outrageous he acted and dressed, the more women he got (he was divorced from his first wife at this point).

When I've got me lippy and fishnets on, down town, I never get a look in. Maybe should start shaving my legs?

 

[Grappler]

When I've got me lippy and fishnets on, down town, I never get a look in. Maybe should start shaving my legs?

You need to borrow Mester Chancer's world-famous-accounts-fiddling-time-travel-machine and head for the early 70's (maybe early 80's New Romantics era could work as well)

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

You need to borrow Mester Chancer's world-famous-accounts-fiddling-time-travel-machine and head for the early 70's (maybe early 80's New Romantics era could work as well)

Especially if I was 30 years younger in the process, whilst maintaining my current experience of the workings of the Laydees minds.

 

[SwissBlade]

I'm confused as to how somone can give away 125% of their income whilst also setting up 2 companies to avoid tax.

thats probably the point... smoke and mirrors

 

[DIRTY HARRY]

Leave the poor lad alone.He is simply making easy money from modeling clothes worn by the average transvestite or loon on the street.

 

[jono_t2000]

Should keep his head down like all the others? I still think it's a bit shitty how they've singled him out.

He should pay full tax in the proper way, I agree, they all should.

In fact, genuinely, he'd generate plenty of cash if he got his team-mates and those at other clubs to sign up to not doing these (legal) loophole schemes.

If any top level player or manager pays anywhere near the amount of tax they're meant to, then they need to find a new accountant as they would be in the minority.

Its been going on for last 20 years and everybody generally looks the other way

 

[paul betts]

I favour jogging bottoms and a lidl carrier bag but really we're not miles apart

Peasant
An Aldi carrier at least
Pfft

 

[paul betts]

When I've got me lippy and fishnets on, down town, I never get a look in. Maybe should start shaving my legs?

You’ll find a Mach 3 does a good job(so my mate told me)

 

[SwissBlade]

If a multi-millionaire tries to dictate how to spend tax payers money whilst setting up companies to avoid paying tax, perhaps some media outlets might think it's newsworthy.

How's Bono doing nowadays?

 

[EddieColquhoun]

How's Bono doing nowadays?

There's been plenty written about his tax avoidance despite the claims on here that Rashford was "singled out".

 

[South stand tut]

Peasant
An Aldi carrier at least
Pfft

What am I , made of money ?

 

[A Storm of Blades]

It’s the little bags that bother me. I don’t know why they bother me but they do. Why are they so little? I need to self-reflect what this all means

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

It’s the little bags that bother me. I don’t know why they bother me but they do. Why are they so little? I need to self-reflect what this all means

I can understand the popular man bag to a certain extent (the JD sports types) if their trousers/ joggers don't have pockets, they still need to carry their phone, keys, wallet, lighter, rizla, stash, tampons, lipstick etc