Dog Shit Today

[pommpey]

I would have kicked her fucking head in because Blades fans do that.

Kidneypunching wheelchair users and all that.

pommpey

 

[tincan]

The true meaning of this parable is if blades collect dogshit from the blind, then lo, behold the goalie drops the ball over the line. If all blades follow the example take dogshit from the afflicted and Saint Sandar will lead us to the promised land of europe.....

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Fuck off

 

[sitwell]

Who picks up Guide dog shit ?

 

[Rodley]

Did the old fella gave a Whitby accent

 

[Shirty Blade]

Eeeeeee! When I were a lad there was proper dog shit! After a while, after the moisture evaporated and the flies had their say, it used to turn white! White Bobbar carcasses everywhere! It was much better to step in than the gooey stinky mess left behind today (seemingly from guide dogs). You don't see white dog shit anymore!

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

The true meaning of this parable is if blades collect dogshit from the blind, then lo, behold the goalie drops the ball over the line. If all blades follow the example take dogshit from the afflicted and Saint Sandar will lead us to the promised land of europe.....

I find it quite ironic that on the day the country leaves Europe, so many Blades are desperate to get in. I also find it quite encouraging!!!

 

[metalblade]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

Are you sure it was dog shit? Maybe the old lady couldn't find a loo so curled one out into a bag.

 

[northsomersetblade]

That pub only gets 3.2 out of 5 on zomato. Don't say you weren't warned. https://www.zomato.com/london/the-capitol-forest-hill/menu

 

[Digs blade]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

So what did you do with it. Did you take it off her and casually get rid or is their a twist to this story

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Roy Hodgson & Ray Lewington want to pass on their thanks for helping them out on this occasion.

Blimey! So I was right then? It was "Ray Lewington" in the dugout next to Roy Hodgson!

Slighty off topic for this thread, but I'll get back to talking about dog shit in a moment, just bear with me....

When I was watching the game yesterday on live stream I suddenly shouted out - "Look! It's Ray Lewington - he used to play for us!". I'd no idea he was still in football, never mind at Crystal Palace. And what was surprising to me was that I recognised him instantly. It must be at least 30 years since he played for us (SilentBlade will know). I don't think I'd instantly recognise many players from 30 years ago - but there he was, Ray Lewington, giving it the old "slow-burn" down the lens of the camera and gorping right into my living room!

Of course, my kids just stared at me like I'd gone mad - they've never heard of Ray Lewington obviously. Then our young 'un said...

"Was he any good Dad?"

And I said

"No, he was dog shit".

 

[Dnblade]

I hope you were careful...they say dog shit can make you go...err,well blind.

 

[BladeByChoice]

Wait a minute.

At no point in the OP does it say that the old couple had a dog.

It also says, a bag full of dog shit, what kind of bag, Aldi carrier bag, black bin liner?

Isn’t obvious what’s going on here.

The old couple have previously been in the spoons and were treated badly by the staff. They’ve gone round and collected all the dog shit they can find and are on their way back to stage some kind of dirty protest. This one act of human kindness has restored their faith in humanity, so they’ve called it off.

brownie is a hero.

 

[Yoonited]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

What would you expect with a name like Brownie ?

 

[DifferentClass]

I was caught short yesterday, so I took a shit in a blind old dear's bag.

 

[XM657]

Wait a minute.

At no point in the OP does it say that the old couple had a dog.

It also says, a bag full of dog shit, what kind of bag, Aldi carrier bag, black bin liner?

Isn’t obvious what’s going on here.

The old couple have previously been in the spoons and were treated badly by the staff. They’ve gone round and collected all the dog shit they can find and are on their way back to stage some kind of dirty protest. This one act of human kindness has restored their faith in humanity, so they’ve called it off.

brownie is a hero.

With an imagination like yours, you'll next be telling us the S6 team will get promoted soon and Labour will win a General Election within 30 years.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Eeeeeee! When I were a lad there was proper dog shit! After a while, after the moisture evaporated and the flies had their say, it used to turn white! White Bobbar carcasses everywhere! It was much better to step in than the gooey stinky mess left behind today (seemingly from guide dogs). You don't see white dog shit anymore!

It didn`t turn white. It was white because people gave dogs bones to eat.

 

[Shirty Blade]

Urban Dictionary: white dog shit

white dog shit: a product of the 1970's,white dog shit was everywhere! it was all over the place because once upon a time high quantities of chalk were addded...

www.urbandictionary.com

Not according to this. Not that I claim to be an expert in Dog shit!

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

I think it’s bull shit.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

‘’ Thank you young man , now if you’d just be a dear and go and adios the dog do , there you go .. run a long to idle pip ‘’

 

[Tom Bott]

Where was the dog in this scenario?

Already at the bar, guide dogs are well trained these days.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yorkshire Terrier

"A guide dog? That's not a guide dog, guide dogs are labs or shepherds"

"What have they given me?"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wait a minute.

At no point in the OP does it say that the old couple had a dog.

It also says, a bag full of dog shit, what kind of bag, Aldi carrier bag, black bin liner?

Isn’t obvious what’s going on here.

The old couple have previously been in the spoons and were treated badly by the staff. They’ve gone round and collected all the dog shit they can find and are on their way back to stage some kind of dirty protest. This one act of human kindness has restored their faith in humanity, so they’ve called it off.

brownie is a hero.

Or they've had a bad experience on a train....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Blimey! So I was right then? It was "Ray Lewington" in the dugout next to Roy Hodgson!

Slighty off topic for this thread, but I'll get back to talking about dog shit in a moment, just bear with me....

When I was watching the game yesterday on live stream I suddenly shouted out - "Look! It's Ray Lewington - he used to play for us!". I'd no idea he was still in football, never mind at Crystal Palace. And what was surprising to me was that I recognised him instantly. It must be at least 30 years since he played for us (SilentBlade will know). I don't think I'd instantly recognise many players from 30 years ago - but there he was, Ray Lewington, giving it the old "slow-burn" down the lens of the camera and gorping right into my living room!

Of course, my kids just stared at me like I'd gone mad - they've never heard of Ray Lewington obviously. Then our young 'un said...

"Was he any good Dad?"

And I said

"No, he was dog shit".

Ex England coach under Woy.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Used to have dogs at home when I was growing up. We fed them marrow bones from the village butchers. They shat white. The dogs that is, not the village butchers.

You could see it clearly on grass or pavement. No one stood in it. (Except them with guide dogs). It was no problem.

Nowadays if you have a dog you have to carry plastic bags around with you to collect their soft smelly brown shite. They don’t eat bones anymore, they eat dog meat out of tins containing more ingredients than Nigella Lawson’s pantry. So they don’t shit clean white crusty non smelly shite.

This puts me off owning a dog. It’s not so much the embarrassing task of scooping the poop into a plastic bag in public that puts me off, or the putrid smell. It’s the warmth of the filled bag that does it for me.

 

[Silent Blade]

Blimey! So I was right then? It was "Ray Lewington" in the dugout next to Roy Hodgson!

Slighty off topic for this thread, but I'll get back to talking about dog shit in a moment, just bear with me....

When I was watching the game yesterday on live stream I suddenly shouted out - "Look! It's Ray Lewington - he used to play for us!". I'd no idea he was still in football, never mind at Crystal Palace. And what was surprising to me was that I recognised him instantly. It must be at least 30 years since he played for us (SilentBlade will know). I don't think I'd instantly recognise many players from 30 years ago - but there he was, Ray Lewington, giving it the old "slow-burn" down the lens of the camera and gorping right into my living room!

Of course, my kids just stared at me like I'd gone mad - they've never heard of Ray Lewington obviously. Then our young 'un said...

"Was he any good Dad?"

And I said

"No, he was dog shit".

Mid 1980s

 

[North East Blade]